Survivor pool update:
Vic, Edible, and yuyukos are all still out at 0-1 because we're terrible
PX: 2-0 (Dallas, Indianapolis)
kagiyamahina: 2-0 (Arizona, Atlanta)
Kilga: 2-0 (Minnesota, New England)
There was apparently some confusion regarding the winner's reward. Rather than the winner being able to dictate a team for all the losers to compliment, the winner would simply receive compliments about their favorite team. I had thought this was clear, but I was mistaken and wanted to clarify.
Additionally, the compliment must appear genuine and not backhanded. For example: I couldn't compliment the Patriots by saying "The Patriots certainly are not a team full of cheaters coached the the biggest cheater of them all and definitely do not have more asterisks in their record books than Barry Bonds." No venom y'all.
My team is terrible and the literal worst and I don't have Tom Brady next week and Teddy Bridgewater is actually a bust on the scale of Ryan Leaf and Jameis Winston more like Chokey McChokesalotandstealscrablegs. Also, running backs are terrible and wide receivers are terrible and tight ends are terrible and kickers are terrible and defenses are terrible and basically football is the worst sport ever and I hate it.