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E-Nazrin:

Is your bill more like a duck's or a platypus?

Slaves:


--- Quote from: Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. on August 23, 2009, 06:14:49 AM --- You need personal gravity testing. Please grab onto a doorframe, hold onto it tightly and pull yourself up. Then after ten seconds, lift up a finger. Repeat every ten seconds, and report the results.

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i floated

a dog appeared in the room on the last try

Pesco:

My map still looks lame. The palace complex is pretty much just a temple and shrine.

Hello Purvis:


--- Quote from: Murasa Mode on August 23, 2009, 06:21:30 AM ---is it gas or aids

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Would you know the difference if I told you? Anyways, it's actually Mad Hatters Disease. Please return tomorrow for electroshock therapy. I'll sent you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 193 : Sodomy : improper sex, including between 2 consentingadults, including between heterosexual couple(s), including between a guy & his girlfriend or/and his wife, illegal in state of Louisiana.


--- Quote from: M5-Nazrin on August 23, 2009, 06:22:09 AM ---Is your bill more like a duck's or a platypus?

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Kingfisher. I'll append this to your bill.


--- Quote from: Slaves on August 23, 2009, 06:24:08 AM ---i floated

a dog appeared in the room on the last try

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You have an infection in your swim bladder. Go easy on grains for the next three days, and watch your mercury intake. I'll send you my bill.

Your Horoscope is: RULE # 42 : C2 TL power level = ((Year, AD > 1900 & < 1981) -1900). So, a 1920 tank would be @ 20 C2 technology level power level or TL PL. TL default psyche (DP) = [PL / 2], @ between human & LLM : genius. 80 C2 TL be @ most advanced technology or research paper done in 1980, since maximum current TL @ 8 = 24 C1 = 80.349 C2. Another way of looking @ this is by C1 = ((Year, AD > 1000 & less than 3,000) / 100) @ C1. So, most advanced TL @ Year 2000 AD be @ 20 C1 = 49.28 C2 that of 1949.28, approximately : close enough but not very exact. But, the most advanced modern US tank is @ 40.5 C2 PL.


--- Quote from: Pesco on August 23, 2009, 06:29:30 AM ---My map still looks lame. The palace complex is pretty much just a temple and shrine.

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Add PatchCon sprites and use the background of Stage 3 from Mountain of Faith. Optionally, add a Mu Embassy. I'll send you my bill.

Your Horoscope is: RULE # 194 : Just like C3 = C2^LOG10(C2), for super strong (NON-mutant) man/men @ greater than 10 C2 DP, if you assign length of biceps inches to C2 & length of chest in inches to C3, then 20 inches of biceps = 49.28 inches of chest by C3 = [20^LOG10(20)] @ 20 C2 DP = 49.28 C3 DP. But, for animals & monsters, length of # inches for chest = [{C2^LOG10(C2)}/ N], where N = for Nd6 damage capability, where length in inches for biceps for C2. So, using 1st option, a black or African American man having 49 points in STRONG MAN OLYMPIC CONTEST would be @ 49 C3 DP for 49 ? or inches of circumference for chest & 20 ? or inches of circumference for biceps. So, the ratio for aquatic & snake-like monsters is 1:9:81(?) for biceps: chest: length of entire body of organism. Maximum length of organism in # of ft. = [C2^LOG10(C2)] @ 1d6 damage.If a 40 ft. long T-rex can inflict 1.5d6 damage, you?d give it an [1.5*40] = 60 C3 DP, but a sci-fi version of a T-rex @ length of 60 ft. @ 2d6, like in the movie Jurassic Park, would be @ [2*60] = 120 C3 DP, 60 points more than the realistic version, since the one in movie was [60-40] = 20 ft. extra big & bionic, with [120-60] = 60 extra C3 DP points.

helvetica:

My Artemis FCS on my Stalker will not maintain lock when I switch to my LRM rack.  Any way to correct this?

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