Author Topic: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 41028 times)

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #600 on: April 28, 2015, 06:58:49 PM »
> Drat.
> Slowly and quietly make our way forward, trying to get into proper hearing range without getting into visible range.

>You curse fate, then creep forward.
>It doesn't take long before you can hear the argument. "Kitties!" one faerie shouts.
>"Penguins!" another cries.
>"Kitties!!"
>"Penguins!!"

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #601 on: April 28, 2015, 07:16:01 PM »
> Oh for fuck's sake.
> We know what each of these things are, yes?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #602 on: April 28, 2015, 07:17:28 PM »
> Oh for fuck's sake.
> We know what each of these things are, yes?

>More profanity!
>You are aware of them both, though penguins you've only read about relatively recently. They seem adorable.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #603 on: April 28, 2015, 07:29:59 PM »
> Might as well get on with it. Keep moving forward. Hopefully the two groups will be too angry with each other to pay us much mind.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #604 on: April 28, 2015, 08:12:29 PM »
> Might as well get on with it. Keep moving forward. Hopefully the two groups will be too angry with each other to pay us much mind.

>You keep moving forward, pushing through the bamboo.
>You soon find groups of faeries, maybe a score in total, giving each other solid glares. some of them are on the ground, others are hovering or clinging to the bamboo stalks.
>"Kitties!" on faerie cries.
>"No, penguins!" other says.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #605 on: April 28, 2015, 08:45:05 PM »
> A score of fairies or a score of groups of fairies?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #606 on: April 28, 2015, 08:56:15 PM »
> A score of fairies or a score of groups of fairies?

>The former.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #607 on: April 28, 2015, 08:58:37 PM »
> Are the fairies staring at each other across our path?
> Are any fairies actually directly in our path, i.e. we would smack into them if we continued on a perfectly-straight route?
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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #608 on: April 28, 2015, 09:47:57 PM »
> Are the fairies staring at each other across our path?
> Are any fairies actually directly in our path, i.e. we would smack into them if we continued on a perfectly-straight route?

>Yes.
>You...think you could squeeze through. There's one or two that are a bit close.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #609 on: April 28, 2015, 09:58:10 PM »
> Are there any notable landmarks in our path on the other side of the fairies?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #610 on: April 28, 2015, 11:12:49 PM »
> Are there any notable landmarks in our path on the other side of the fairies?

>Not really, just more bamboo.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #611 on: April 28, 2015, 11:16:57 PM »
> Take a couple steps more toward our destination.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #612 on: April 29, 2015, 12:27:32 AM »
> Take a couple steps more toward our destination.

>You do so and the argument, as it were, doesn't seem to abate.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #613 on: April 29, 2015, 12:37:13 AM »
> Has nobody noticed our presence yet?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #614 on: April 29, 2015, 12:46:45 AM »
> Has nobody noticed our presence yet?

>If they have, they haven't reacted yet.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #615 on: April 29, 2015, 12:53:52 AM »
> Might as well keep on walking, then.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #616 on: April 29, 2015, 01:05:24 AM »
> Might as well keep on walking, then.

>You continue walking, and the faeries continue to bicker. There is one, however, who is in your way.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #617 on: April 29, 2015, 01:11:37 AM »
> How large is this fairy?
> Could we duck under her?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #618 on: April 29, 2015, 01:15:28 AM »
> How large is this fairy?
> Could we duck under her?

>She is about knee high to you, and on the ground.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #619 on: April 29, 2015, 01:17:48 AM »
> Is she looking at us?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #620 on: April 29, 2015, 01:19:15 AM »
> Is she looking at us?

>No. She seems to have locked eyes with someone on the other side.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #621 on: April 29, 2015, 01:20:23 AM »
> How far down does our skirt hang?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #622 on: April 29, 2015, 01:29:16 AM »
> How far down does our skirt hang?

>Just a bit past your knees."

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #623 on: April 29, 2015, 01:35:14 AM »
> Time for MAXIMUM DIGNITY
> Grab the bottom of our cloak with one hand and lift it up enough that we can also grab the bottom of the back of our skirt in the same hand. Use our other hand to help maneuver this as needed.
> Once we have both our cloak and skirt in one hand, grab the front of our skirt with our other hand.
> Pull our grabbed clothing up enough that it is above our knees.
> Once all of this is done, carefully step over the fairy in our path. Use high steps and be sure to keep our weight balanced on our planted leg until we have completely passed over the fairy.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #624 on: April 29, 2015, 01:41:10 AM »
> Time for MAXIMUM DIGNITY
> Grab the bottom of our cloak with one hand and lift it up enough that we can also grab the bottom of the back of our skirt in the same hand. Use our other hand to help maneuver this as needed.
> Once we have both our cloak and skirt in one hand, grab the front of our skirt with our other hand.
> Pull our grabbed clothing up enough that it is above our knees.
> Once all of this is done, carefully step over the fairy in our path. Use high steps and be sure to keep our weight balanced on our planted leg until we have completely passed over the fairy.

>You hike your clothing up and step over the faerie as carefully as you can. She does not seem to notice, and in fact takes a moment to shout "Kitties!" at one point, making you fear for a split second that you stepped on her.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #625 on: April 29, 2015, 01:56:53 AM »
> Phew.
> Take another step to make sure we are well-clear of the fairy, then let our clothes drop back down.
> Once this is done, continue on our path.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #626 on: April 29, 2015, 02:32:27 AM »
> Phew.
> Take another step to make sure we are well-clear of the fairy, then let our clothes drop back down.
> Once this is done, continue on our path.

>You take another step, result your normal state, and continue onward.
>"Hey, Owl Lady!" one of the faeries calls out, "Which is it?"

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #627 on: April 29, 2015, 02:33:52 AM »
> Oh for the love of-
> Stop, keep our body oriented in its current direction and turn our head to look over our shoulder.
> "Hmm?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #628 on: April 29, 2015, 02:39:11 AM »
> Oh for the love of-
> Stop, keep our body oriented in its current direction and turn our head to look over our shoulder.
> "Hmm?"

>"Which is it?" says the faerie. All eyes are on you, now.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #629 on: April 29, 2015, 02:47:43 AM »
> Tap a finger to our chin, as if in thought.
> "...Can it not be both?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"