 aUsernameIsFineToo (Archer) (Lv. 3) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 2/3 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 (1) | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 7 | EXP: 0/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Apple: Heals 5HP upon use. Blueberries: Heals 5SP upon use. Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)! |  Raitaki (Blood Mage) (Lv. 2) HP: 5/5 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 3 (4) SPD: 1 (2) | Luck: 5% Cash: 14 | EXP: 0/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). "Exercising For Dummies": Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPD by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)! |  Kasu (Healer Mage) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 0 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 (2) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 50 | EXP: 22/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). |  an unmatched sock (Warrior) (Lv. 2) HP: 2/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 2 (3) | DEF: 1 (2) | SPE: 0 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 11 | EXP: 20/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Chestplate: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 2, but lowers SPE by 1 (Passive). |
 Smashy (Fighter) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 2 (1) | DEF: -1 (0) | SPE: 2 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 4 | EXP: 70/100 Inner Shards: 1 Items: Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Apple (x1): Heals 5HP upon use. Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)! |  bigyihsuan (Bookworm) (Lv. 3) HP: 15/15 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/3 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 1 | EXP: 3/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Apple (x1): Heals 5HP upon use. Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)! |  Patorikku (Thief) (Lv. 2) HP: 8/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: -1 | SPE: 1 SPD: 3 | Luck: 5% Cash: 49 | EXP: 40/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Sharpened End: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Grants a 10% chance of inflicting the enemy with Bleeding Tier I (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)! |  LaserTurtle (Sprinter) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 0 | SPE: 0 SPD: 3 (6) | Luck: 5% Cash: 10 | EXP: 20/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Mystery Card: One use. Is said to have 128 different effects, both helpful or harmful...can turn the tide of a battle for either side. "Exercising For Dummies": Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPD by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Broken Guitar: Previously owned by...LaserTurtle? But that's you, isn't it? In it's current condition, it's unusable. Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)! Wood: It's wood, what else is there to explain? |
 MewMewHeart (Healer Mage) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 0 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 (2) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 0 | EXP: 38/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive). Unknown Script: Shows an image of a person placing a circular object into the slot in the wall. The text is illegible. Book of Flight: Needs 6 Knowledge Points to equip. Allows user to walk on all terrain (Passive). Familiar Charm: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Gives the wearer a chance to obtain enemy summon cards upon defeating an enemy (Passive). |  The Hating Hater (Robot) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/2 ATK: 2 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 2 | EXP: 15/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Donut (x4): Heals 1HP and 1SP to entire party upon use. Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)! Wood: It's wood, what else is there to explain? |  Miniking1 (Townsfolk) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 SPD: 2 | Luck: 5% Cash: 5 | EXP: 35/100 Inner Shards: 1 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Bzzit Summon: Need 3 Knowledge Points to equip. Information can be found here. Apple (x2): Heals 5HP upon use. Lunchbox (x1): Can be used three times before the item disappears. Heals 20HP and 10SP upon use. |
Player TurnLaserTurtle moves left once and down thrice, as everyone is blocking the way.
Patorikku moves left twice and prepares to knife any fairies that come close.
Miniking1 studies the piranha. "A vicious fish that lives inside of water. Has 5HP, 0SP, 4ATK, 0DEF, 0SPE, and 3SPD." He then opens the present. Inside he finds...a lunchbox! After opening the present, he moves down once.
Raitaki moves left once and up once. He assumes Overwatch, where he examines the tree next to him. He finds a Green Fairy hiding inside! The Green Fairy is inflicted with Fear for the next turn!
Kasu opens the present. Inside he finds...a level orb! It gets used instantly, and levels up Kasu! He then tries to get into a better spot to fire magic at the fairies, but only ends up moving slightly because of the giant crowd around the tree.
Smashy moves left three times.
bigyihsuan lowers the sword and offers an apple to the fairies. One of the fairies come closer, and accepts the apple, and calls the "attack" off from bigyihsuan. bigyihsuan then asks what happened to the bridge. "I don't know! One day we heard a loud rumble, and this large sideways tree had broken!" After the fairies fly off, bigyihsuan researches the bridge. It seems that shockwaves from the tower suddenly rising from the ground may've caused some damage to the bridge, but was not the overall cause of the breakage. Try as you might, you can't figure out how the bridge quite broke.
aUsernameIsFineToo fires three shots at the fairy closest to him, dealing (1+1+1) damage.
MewMewHeart notices the present, and wonders where it came from. She opened it, revealing a level orb! It gets consumed immediately, leveling up MewMewHeart! She then reads a book about familiars. She learns onto what the secrets behind familiars are, and finds a charm hidden inside of the book. The wearer of this charm has a chance of picking up a summon card from an enemy she defeats, and that a familiar will have stats based off of your own stats.
an unmatched sock opens the present left in his hammerspace and finds...a chestplate! Afterwards, he heads left twice to assist Miniking1 with his piranha problem.
The Hating Hater moves north once and rams the fairy, dealing 1 damage, and defeating it. aUsernameIsFineToo and The Hating Hater gain 15EXP and 2 Gold each. aUsernameIsFineToo levels up!
Enemy TurnBlue Fairy 2 moves left once and down once. It then fires danmaku at Patorikku, dealing 2 damage.
Blue Fairy 3 moves right thrice.

All of a sudden, three more Green Fairies pop out of trees, similar to the tree that the now feared fairy was hiding in. Along with these fairies, another face pops up at the far western part of the map. Another certain bug youkai...
Piranha moves left once and bites an unmatched sock, dealing (8!) damage. It then grins at an unmatched sock, showing flesh in it's teeth, presumably an unmatched sock's fresh flesh.
Human Village Turn 15 (remember that this is a town and don't have to spend turns moving around)
Misty Lake Turn 4
Western Exit Turn 4
Canal of Willows Turn 3
(First critical hit in the game! ...and it belonged to an enemy. That's going to leave a mark.)
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