Don't Roll To Dodge - RPG Edition

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

> Head out the western exit and provide back-row support for the rest of the team.

[LaserTurtle]

>Man, metaphysics are a brain-scrambler. Ask around for what is needed to repair the guitar, take note of the materials, and head out the west exit.

[Failure McFailFace]

LaserTurtle picks up the broken guitar, and feels oddly connected to it. Inside of the guitar, there is a note.
"If you are reading this, that means Reimu has succeeded. She had successfully killed off Haruko and Akina, as I was too weak to help out. I was struck with three of those needles in vital organs, and the chances of me recovering are slim. I had enjoyed my life as a musician, but it seems my stardom has come to an end. This guitar is a wreck, but can easily be repaired with a few materials, for those who want to make use of this guitar of mine. After all, I can't use it much longer. Farewell to all who read this, and I pray the best for everyone else who have backed Haruko and Akina...
-LaserTurtle"
...wait, LaserTurtle? As in yourself? How does this make any sense? Either way, you take the guitar along with you for now.

i c wat u did thar

>Put the sword out in front.
>Research the Misty Lake
>Slowly walk towards the break (left 3)

[Kasu]

> Westward!

[The Hating Hater]

> Ride on!

[Raitaki]

>Move left three tiles. Peer up the tree.

[an unmatched sock]

>Continue to village

[FlamingRok]

aUsernameIsFineToo (Archer) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 (1) | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 5 | EXP: 85/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Apple: Heals 5HP upon use. Blueberries: Heals 5SP upon use. Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).	Raitaki (Blood Mage) (Lv. 2) HP: 5/5 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 3 (4) SPD: 1 (2) | Luck: 5% Cash: 14 | EXP: 0/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). "Exercising For Dummies": Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPD by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).	Kasu (Healer Mage) (Lv. 1) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 0/1 ATK: 0 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 (2) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 50 | EXP: 22/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).	an unmatched sock (Warrior) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 2 (3) | DEF: 1 (2) | SPE: 0 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 11 | EXP: 20/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).
Smashy (Fighter) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 2 (1) | DEF: -1 (0) | SPE: 2 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 4 | EXP: 70/100 Inner Shards: 1 Items: Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Apple (x1): Heals 5HP upon use.	bigyihsuan (Bookworm) (Lv. 3) HP: 15/15 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/3 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 1 | EXP: 3/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Apple (x2): Heals 5HP upon use. Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).	Patorikku (Thief) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: -1 | SPE: 1 SPD: 3 | Luck: 5% Cash: 49 | EXP: 40/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Sharpened End: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Grants a 10% chance of inflicting the enemy with Bleeding Tier I (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).	LaserTurtle (Sprinter) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 0 | SPE: 0 SPD: 3 (4) | Luck: 5% Cash: 10 | EXP: 20/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Mystery Card: One use. Is said to have 128 different effects, both helpful or harmful...can turn the tide of a battle for either side. "Exercising For Dummies": Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPD by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Broken Guitar: Previously owned by...LaserTurtle? But that's you, isn't it? In it's current condition, it's unusable.
MewMewHeart (Healer Mage) (Lv. 1) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 0/1 ATK: 0 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 (2) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 0 | EXP: 38/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive). Unknown Script: Shows an image of a person placing a circular object into the slot in the wall. The text is illegible.	The Hating Hater (Robot) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/2 ATK: 2 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 0 | EXP: 0/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Donut (x4): Heals 1HP and 1SP to entire party upon use.	Miniking1 (Townsfolk) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 SPD: 2 | Luck: 5% Cash: 5 | EXP: 35/100 Inner Shards: 1 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Bzzit Summon: Need 3 Knowledge Points to equip. Information can be found here. Apple (x2): Heals 5HP upon use.

Player Turn
LaserTurtle goes to the shop to try and figure out what materials he may need to repair the guitar. "Hmm, this guitar in particular would require 2 sparkling strings, and probably some wood to repair the holes punched through this guitar. The wood should be easy enough, as there are plenty of trees everywhere, but the sparkling strings are very difficult to obtain. They don't exist by themselves, but rather through mixing the string with other ingredients. I do not know of what these ingredients are, but perhaps someone at the Scarlet Devil Mansion may know. Just...be careful." After hearing this information, he heads west with most of the other group members.
Patorikku, feeling confident with Raitaki beside him, moves forwards three spaces.
Miniking1 flips a penny into the well, and hears a beautiful "cling" on the way down (-1 Cash). He then takes matters into his own hands and heads east, separate from the rest of the group.
Raitaki tries to move left thrice, but ends up smashing against the tree. Ouch. He examines the tree while there, and finds some loose wood coming off the side of the tree. Will you try to take the wood?
Smashy thanks "Lew" and looks out the gate. He expresses unamusement, and comments about the impatience of the members outside already. He then moves on out as well, and heads south from the gate.
MewMewHeart, disappointed from the fact that the red-haired woman couldn't help her learn the cryptic language, requests for books regarding the tower, flying, the aforementioned cryptic language, and summoning other beings. "Well, unfortunately, I don't believe the library has such archives of the language, as I have never seen this kind of text before, and this tower was never heard of in Gensokyo before now. However, you'll be pleased to know that we do indeed have books regarding flying, and summoning, though we have more information on the topic of familiars. Feel free to browse our selection." She smiles, and returns to shelving books returned from others.
aUsernameIsFineToo moves on out of the village as well, preparing to back up the group.
bigyihsuan prepares for any nearby threats, and researches information about the lake. It seems that the lake is naturally misty, and that it's home to many fairies in Gensokyo. He then heads left thrice, albeit cautiously, to discover more about the break in the bridge.
Kasu also heads out the western exit.
The Hating Hater rides onward into the same tree Raitaki smashed into. He finds the same piece of dislodged wood from the tree. Will you try and take the wood?
an unmatched sock arrives at the village after quite some time.

Human Village Turn 13 (remember that this is a town and don't have to spend turns moving around)

Misty Lake Turn 2

Western Exit Turn 2

Canal of Willows Turn 1


(And so the split in paths occurs, and an unmatched sock has made it to the village!)
Next Update: When all players post, or within the next 24 hours (or when real life stops kicking me)

[Smashy]

> South 1, West 2

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

> Down, left, left.

[MewMewHeart]

> Read a book on flying first.
> Ponder whether to trade in crappy clothes for kick ass clothes.

[Neovereign]

"Sigh~ it's quiet and lonely here... ........Guess I should get going, wouldn't want to disappoint the others and take forever."
>right 3 "hopefully I'll get strong enough to gain Bzzit's aid soon, otherwise this path will be a hard and lonely one."
>Confirm that the canal is indeed, blue not blue, but a greenish blue instead. Dare I say; Teal?

[LaserTurtle]

>Get wood from trees
>Warm up, too

[Kasu]

> Head west and hope for some easy experience.

[Failure McFailFace]

>Touch the water with my sword
>Stay alert
>move back one, don't want to get pushed in
>Say, "Hey! Anyone around here?"
>Hold an apple out as an offering to the gods to the fairies

EDIT:
Note to self: Book bridge?

[Patorikku]

> West 2. Get the others close to you first.

[Raitaki]

>Down, left, left

[The Hating Hater]

> Attempt to lift the tree from the ground.
> Keep trucking.

[FlamingRok]

Day late, but happy birthday to me.

aUsernameIsFineToo (Archer) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 (1) | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 5 | EXP: 85/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Apple: Heals 5HP upon use. Blueberries: Heals 5SP upon use. Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)!	Raitaki (Blood Mage) (Lv. 2) HP: 5/5 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 3 (4) SPD: 1 (2) | Luck: 5% Cash: 14 | EXP: 0/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). "Exercising For Dummies": Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPD by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)!	Kasu (Healer Mage) (Lv. 1) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 0/1 ATK: 0 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 (2) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 50 | EXP: 22/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)!	an unmatched sock (Warrior) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 2 (3) | DEF: 1 (2) | SPE: 0 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 11 | EXP: 20/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)!
Smashy (Fighter) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 2 (1) | DEF: -1 (0) | SPE: 2 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 4 | EXP: 70/100 Inner Shards: 1 Items: Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Apple (x1): Heals 5HP upon use. Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)!	bigyihsuan (Bookworm) (Lv. 3) HP: 15/15 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/3 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 1 | EXP: 3/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Apple (x2): Heals 5HP upon use. Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)!	Patorikku (Thief) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: -1 | SPE: 1 SPD: 3 | Luck: 5% Cash: 49 | EXP: 40/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Sharpened End: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Grants a 10% chance of inflicting the enemy with Bleeding Tier I (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)!	LaserTurtle (Sprinter) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 0 | SPE: 0 SPD: 3 (6) | Luck: 5% Cash: 10 | EXP: 20/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Mystery Card: One use. Is said to have 128 different effects, both helpful or harmful...can turn the tide of a battle for either side. "Exercising For Dummies": Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPD by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Broken Guitar: Previously owned by...LaserTurtle? But that's you, isn't it? In it's current condition, it's unusable. Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)! Wood: It's wood, what else is there to explain?
MewMewHeart (Healer Mage) (Lv. 1) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 0/1 ATK: 0 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 (2) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 0 | EXP: 38/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive). Unknown Script: Shows an image of a person placing a circular object into the slot in the wall. The text is illegible. Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)! Book of Flight: Needs 6 Knowledge Points to equip. Allows user to walk on all terrain (Passive).	The Hating Hater (Robot) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/2 ATK: 2 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 0 | EXP: 0/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Donut (x4): Heals 1HP and 1SP to entire party upon use. Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)! Wood: It's wood, what else is there to explain?	Miniking1 (Townsfolk) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 SPD: 2 | Luck: 5% Cash: 5 | EXP: 35/100 Inner Shards: 1 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Bzzit Summon: Need 3 Knowledge Points to equip. Information can be found here. Apple (x2): Heals 5HP upon use. Present: What's inside? Who knows! Open to find out (takes an action to do so)!

Player Turn
LaserTurtle moves north once and takes some of wood hanging from the tree. That wasn't so difficult. He also warms up.
Patorikku moves left twice, as to not get ahead of the group.
Miniking1 moves right thrice. A piranha jumps out of the water and attacks!
Raitaki moves around the tree successfully.
Smashy moves south once and west twice as to not interfere with the mob up above.
aUsernameIsFineToo moves down once and left twice.
MewMewHeart reads a book about flying. It turns out it isn't very difficult to do so, but you don't have the necessary knowledge points to learn how. You borrow the book for now.
Kasu hopes for easy experience and moves behind Raitaki.
bigyihsuan looks around the lake and touches the water with his sword. It's no different than any other water. He moves back once and checks if anyone is around by yelling, naturally. A few nearby fairies get curious if anything. He holds an apple out to the fairies as an offering, but it seems they can't see it quite yet.
The Hating Hater tries to lift an entire tree from the ground, but lacks the strength to do so. He does tear off some wood though. He then moves south once, as everyone else is blocking the way to make forward progress.
an unmatched sock leaves to the eastern exit to assist Miniking1 (Auto-Move).

Enemy Turn
Three fairies get interested about the events happening west from the village.

Misty Lake Turn 3

Western Exit Turn 3

Canal of Willows Turn 2


(Well, I'm sure it was nice to have no enemies while it lasted.)
Next Update: When all players post, or within the next 24 hours (or when real life stops kicking me)

[Kasu]

> Open present.
> Get into a good position to fire Bolt at a fairy.

[Patorikku]

> Left 2, prepare to smack up a fairy! With knife!
> Spend that last action opening up the sudden package that has appeared in your inventory.

[Smashy]

> Left x3.  Not much else I can do from here except maybe watch those trees for ambushes from em.

(edit: Just noticed SUDDEN PRESENT.  Will get that later I suppose)

[Failure McFailFace]

>Lower sword
>block everyone else, I'm in front
>Offer apple to them.
>"I'm just here exploring. Could you tell me what happened to the bridge?"

NOTES: book bridge

EDIT: in b4 murdered from dairy death

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

> Three shots at the one at the top-right.

(I'd spare them if I wasn't 15EXP from leveling)

[Raitaki]

>Left Up. Enter Overwatch.

[MewMewHeart]

> "Huh? Who left this present the librarian?"
> Open present.
> Read book on summoning familiars.

[Neovereign]

phew, almost missed this post. Been havin trouble gettin to the internet recently. Anyways Happy (late) Birthday Man!  :toot:
>Study that piranha, Open that present, then move down afterwards.

[an unmatched sock]

>"What ho? Someone's been in my hammerspace...and left me a gift. How nice!" Unwrap that sucker!
>Mm. Forgot to try and purchase anything. Scratch this, I'm poor  . Well, a friend needs help with his fishing, so I should assist. Move to assist! (I think I can only get next to them, from where I was.)

[LaserTurtle]

Advance left! Around the tree, too.

[The Hating Hater]

> Smash into the nearest fairy.