Don't Roll To Dodge - RPG Edition

[Smashy]

> Yell at the lecturer: "Well tell your bug friends to stop tryin to kill us, then!"

> Townwards, and add the point to SPE.

[LaserTurtle]

>Grumble with frustration. Stupid plot coupons.
>Warm up and head towards tower entrance, daylight's a-wasting!

[an unmatched sock]

>This wall is strong. Too strong. I'll come back at a higher level.
>Move to exit!

[Kasu]

> Leeeeeeft

[MewMewHeart]

> Heal more injured party memebers if we can if not let's go back to town.
> "Gee... what was that about?"

[Failure McFailFace]

>continue  to the hospital

[The Hating Hater]

> "AHRAGRAHUAERGERBLAa'm okay now. Returning to calms."
> Update drive relating to Luck.
> I need to be fixed up, back to town.

[Raitaki]

>Exit the tower, and head down.

[FlamingRok]

aUsernameIsFineToo (Archer) (Lv. 2) HP: 6/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 (1) | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 14 | EXP: 70/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Apple: Heals 5HP upon use. Blueberries: Heals 5SP upon use. Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).	Raitaki (Blood Mage) (Lv. 2) HP: 5/5 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 3 (4) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 64 | EXP: 0/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).	Kasu (Healer Mage) (Lv. 1) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 0/1 ATK: 0 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 (2) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 50 | EXP: 18/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).	an unmatched sock (Warrior) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 2 (3) | DEF: 1 (2) | SPE: 0 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 11 | EXP: 20/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).
Smashy (Fighter) (Lv. 2) HP: 7/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 2 | DEF: -1 (0) | SPE: 2 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 12 | EXP: 40/100 Inner Shards: 1 Items: Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Apple (x1): Heals 5HP upon use.	bigyihsuan (Bookworm) (Lv. 2) HP: 6/15 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/2 ATK: 0 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 100 | EXP: 90/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Rock (x1): Can be tossed a distance of three spaces. Deals a fixed two damage.	Patorikku (Thief) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: -1 | SPE: 1 SPD: 2 | Luck: 5% Cash: 177 | EXP: 10/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Empty	LaserTurtle (Sprinter) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 0 | SPE: 0 SPD: 3 (5) | Luck: 5% Cash: 60 | EXP: 20/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Mystery Card: One use. Is said to have 128 different effects, both helpful or harmful...can turn the tide of a battle for either side.
MewMewHeart (Healer Mage) (Lv. 1) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 0/1 ATK: 0 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 (2) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 0 | EXP: 34/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive). Unknown Script: Shows an image of a person placing a circular object into the slot in the wall. The text is illegible.	The Hating Hater (Robot) (Lv. 2) HP: 5/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 0 | EXP: 0/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Donut (x4): Heals 1HP and 1SP to entire party upon use.	Miniking1 (Townsfolk) (Lv. 2) HP: 5/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 SPD: 2 | Luck: 5% Cash: 54 | EXP: 5/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Bzzit Summon: Need 3 Knowledge Points to equip. Information can be found here.

Player Turn
LaserTurtle warms up, allowing him to move towards the exit quicker.
Patorikku heads down. After doing so, a light surrounds him, and a voice whispers to him. "You've done well. You have overcome the trial of the Underworld, and as such, I shall give you a second chance. However, the Underworld is always expanding. Be more cautious next time..." The next thing Patorikku finds, he's outside of the tower. He gains 50EXP from reserve, and levels up!
Miniking1 runs back and picks up the card. It turns out to be a Bzzit Summon!
aUsernameIsFineToo shouts to wait up, and chases after the party towards the town.
Smashy yells at the firefly, but she's already gone. He then moves towards the town.
an unmatched sock vows to tear down this wall one day, but for now walks towards the exit of the tower.
Kasu leeeeeefts.
MewMewHeart heals The Hating Hater, bigyihsuan, and Smashy for 2HP each. She gains 12EXP.
bigyihsuan moves towards the town. The town, as well as the hospital, is in sight, but four Green Bakebake appear out of thin air (They are ghosts after all)!
The Hating Hater "returns to calms", and attempts to upgrade Luck, but cannot (Luck is not a stat you can level up). He then determines that his damage is sufficient to warrant a repair in town, and so he starts heading south.
Raitaki exits the tower to be greeted by the night sky. He then moves south twice.

Path to Tower Turn 20

Mystic Tower Floor 1 Turn 18

Mystic Tower Floor B1 Turn 16


(Congratulations on escaping the Underworld. Just make certain someone else doesn't die or anything!)
Next Update: When all players post, or within the next 24 hours (or when real life stops kicking me).

[MewMewHeart]

> "Ok which one of you pissed off the dead!"
> Stand back and let the tanks and power houses do their job if it gets crazy risk life to heal.

[Kasu]

> Up the stairs and slide to the left.

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

> Down, down, right.

(quietly) "It's time..."

[Neovereign]

"I-I can summon Bzzit? This means he's not dead r-right? B-but even if he was, he could come back. Unless I'm seeing things because the thief is back... along with ghosts. :ohdear: "
>I'm still not feeling awesome, so move to the archer's last position and attempt to study a ghost from there
>>If I can't, just move closer to the ghosts/town. Also complain about lack of vision for studying far away
>Stare at Bzzit summon ability and ponder if it's a 1 use, or if it's got infinite uses as long as I have SP.
_{>"The people in the town, are they aware of the sudden ghosts? Please tell me the guards won't be those guys that are always staying to their position saying it's not their problem." so many questions, so little box...matter of fact, I wonder if anyone else will ever join this game}

[Smashy]

> South twice.
> Give the most "Seriously?"-looking stare possible to the far-right ghost while assuming a defending position.

[Raitaki]

>Move down twice. If a ghost comes in range, blast it. Otherwise move down more.

[Failure McFailFace]

>throw rock at bakebake

[Patorikku]

> Stat point to SPD.

> "Stand back, I got dis."
> Dash down as many squares as possible, and prepare for combat.

[The Hating Hater]

> Ram head into tree for the errors.
> Continue down and play more catchy music.

[LaserTurtle]

>Exit tower, if I still have moves left, start heading south towards town

[FlamingRok]

aUsernameIsFineToo (Archer) (Lv. 2) HP: 6/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 (1) | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 14 | EXP: 70/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Apple: Heals 5HP upon use. Blueberries: Heals 5SP upon use. Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).	Raitaki (Blood Mage) (Lv. 2) HP: 5/5 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 3 (4) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 64 | EXP: 0/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).	Kasu (Healer Mage) (Lv. 1) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 0/1 ATK: 0 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 (2) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 50 | EXP: 18/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).	an unmatched sock (Warrior) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 0/2 ATK: 2 (3) | DEF: 1 (2) | SPE: 0 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 11 | EXP: 20/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped).
Smashy (Fighter) (Fear) (Lv. 2) HP: 7/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 2 (1) | DEF: -1 (0) | SPE: 2 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 12 | EXP: 40/100 Inner Shards: 1 Items: Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Apple (x1): Heals 5HP upon use.	bigyihsuan (Bookworm) (Lv. 2) HP: 6/15 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/2 ATK: 0 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 100 | EXP: 90/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Empty	Patorikku (Thief) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: -1 | SPE: 1 SPD: 3 | Luck: 5% Cash: 177 | EXP: 10/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Empty	LaserTurtle (Sprinter) (Lv. 2) HP: 10/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 0 | SPE: 0 SPD: 3 (5) | Luck: 5% Cash: 60 | EXP: 20/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Mystery Card: One use. Is said to have 128 different effects, both helpful or harmful...can turn the tide of a battle for either side.
MewMewHeart (Healer Mage) (Lv. 1) HP: 10/10 SP: 10/10 Knowledge: 0/1 ATK: 0 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 (2) SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 0 | EXP: 34/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Items: Plastic Wand: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts SPE by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Cardboard Shield: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts DEF by 1 (Passive). Unknown Script: Shows an image of a person placing a circular object into the slot in the wall. The text is illegible.	The Hating Hater (Robot) (Lv. 2) HP: 5/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 2/2 ATK: 1 | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 SPD: 1 | Luck: 5% Cash: 0 | EXP: 0/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Donut (x4): Heals 1HP and 1SP to entire party upon use.	Miniking1 (Townsfolk) (Lv. 2) HP: 5/10 SP: 5/5 Knowledge: 1/2 ATK: 1 (2) | DEF: 0 | SPE: 1 SPD: 2 | Luck: 5% Cash: 54 | EXP: 5/100 Inner Shards: 0 Items: Plastic Sword: Need 1 Knowledge Point to equip. Boosts ATK by 1 (Passive) (Equipped). Bzzit Summon: Need 3 Knowledge Points to equip. Information can be found here.

Player Turn
LaserTurtle exits the tower with incredible speed!
Patorikku, feeling confident, heads down thrice, and prepares his knife.
Miniking1 ponders about some things in his head, and moves behind aUsernameIsFineToo. He then studies the Green Bakebake from afar. He finds out that their stats are as follows:
"HP: 3, SP: 0, ATK: 1, DEF: 0, SPE: 1, SPD: 1"
(By the way, you can summon Bzzit as often as possible, given the required SP and assuming it's equipped)
MewMewHeart stands back away from the danger ahead. She also complains about someone enraging the dead.
Kasu travels up the stairs and slides one space to the left.
aUsernameIsFineToo moves down twice and right once, and mumbles something quietly.
Smashy moves twice, and gives the Bakebake a "seriously?" look. He then defends.
Raitaki attempts to move down, but just ends up smashing into a tree.
bigyihsuan throws his last rock at the Bakebake, dealing two damage.
The Hating Hater rams his head into the tree because of his mistake. He then rams his head more, unknowing that the tree is still, indeed, an obstacle. One of the branches plays a tune.
an unmatched sock studies the tower a little bit, while practicing his sword wielding abilities against the walls.

Enemy Turn
Green Bakebake 1 licks bigyihsuan once, dealing 0 damage. It then moves beside bigyihsuan.

Green Bakebake 2 moves to Smashy's left and licks him, dealing 0 damage.

Green Bakebake 3 moves up twice and fires basic danmaku at aUsernameIsFineToo. It hits, but deals 0 damage.

Green Bakebake 4 licks Smashy thrice, dealing 0 damage, but inflicts fear for two turns. He then licks Smashy twice more, dealing (0+0) damage.


Path to Tower Turn 21

Mystic Tower Floor 1 Turn 19


(Very underwhelming battle. You really don't have any possibility to lose, or at least I don't think so.)
Next Update: When all players post, or within the next 24 hours (or when real life stops kicking me)

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

(Yes! This is where the archer shines!!!)

> Fire three arrows at the bakebake in front of me. If it dies before I've fired my second or third arrow, fire those at the one that shot at me.

[Kasu]

> Head down and to the right.

[LaserTurtle]

>Go even more downward! Ghosts are for fightin'!

[Smashy]

> Confirm that the goast to the south is indeed spooky.
> And then punch it
> If it survives, punch again.  Otherwise, punch to the left.
> Defend

[Patorikku]

> Move downward twice. Smashy seems generally unaffected by the ghosts, so allow him to take the blunt of their attacks.

[MewMewHeart]

> Talk to MiniKing1: "If they come any closer you might wanna run."
>Heal MiniKing1 with a smile then ready yourself to shoot a ghost with our light arrow if they come within range.

[Raitaki]

>Spend some time in fire emblem to learn how to navigate through trees
>Left down down ;_;

[The Hating Hater]

> Update Atk Drive
> Roll around the tree and try to hit one of the bakebake.

[Neovereign]

bralghsuddenvoicesbehind..._me...
 :ohdear: S-sorry, I was spacing out and  Gho- People coming outta nowhere behind me, then ghosts popping up in front of me. Thank god this isn't first person view... T-thank you anyways
>Follow advice and progress forward towards ghosts and town... _{andhopefullynotaghosttown...}
^{"Ugh, of course I gotta fight ghosts in 2 games at the same time. Atleast this one isn't impossibly annoying"}

[Failure McFailFace]

Retreat to hospital