Author Topic: Roll to Dodge 2: Boss Rush Edition (Read 66456 times)

FlamingRok · « **Reply #90 on:** January 22, 2015, 03:36:33 PM »

>"Well I can see we still have some loose ends..."
>Fire stars into the center of the darkness.

Kasu · « **Reply #91 on:** January 22, 2015, 04:16:13 PM »

> Banish the darkness with the power of holy water.

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #92 on:** January 22, 2015, 04:58:42 PM »

Hm, darkness eh...? I know just the thing!

>Magic Missile!

Patorikku · « **Reply #93 on:** January 22, 2015, 06:07:12 PM »

> Continue to solve your problems by setting fires, seeing as the enemy continuously proves to have some weakness to it.

LaserTurtle · « **Reply #94 on:** January 22, 2015, 09:20:29 PM »

>Dark type? FOCUS BLAST!

Mr Jovial · « **Reply #95 on:** January 22, 2015, 09:33:09 PM »

>Revive (early) and reappear making the flashiest entrance possible.

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #96 on:** January 22, 2015, 10:35:16 PM »

>Burn away the foul shadows with the light of THE SUN!

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #97 on:** February 03, 2015, 02:37:17 AM »

... and i'm back. It's nice having an actual laptop and keyboard

Quote from: Yuuna Zombolt on January 22, 2015, 02:09:04 PM

Pierce the darkness with your fire!
>Drill Fist.

[6]
The ball of darkness disappears! A blond girl is inside, and is knocked out! Boss loses 90, gains status effect "Knocked Out" (can't attack)

Quote from: aUsernameIsFineToo on January 22, 2015, 03:18:26 PM

> Shoot a laser beam into the darkness, because why not!

[1]
HOW DID YOU NOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORK THIS THING EARLIER (dead for 2)

Quote from: FlamingRok on January 22, 2015, 03:36:33 PM

>"Well I can see we still have some loose ends..."
>Fire stars into the center of the darkness.

[2] -1
THESE SPIRITS ARE VERY CLINGY. (Dead for 2)

Quote from: Kasu on January 22, 2015, 04:16:13 PM

> Banish the darkness with the power of holy water.

[6]
The girl in the darkness's hair gets set on fire, for some reason. +1 to next roll (Boss loses 300)

Quote from: Hanzo K. on January 22, 2015, 04:58:42 PM

Hm, darkness eh...? I know just the thing!

>Magic Missile!

[5]
boss loses 240 hp

Quote from: Patorikku on January 22, 2015, 06:07:12 PM

> Continue to solve your problems by setting fires, seeing as the enemy continuously proves to have some weakness to it.

[5]
this enemy does not have a weakness to fire (boss loses 300)

Quote from: LaserTurtle on January 22, 2015, 09:20:29 PM

>Dark type? FOCUS BLAST!

[3]
For some reason it has normal damage. (boss loses 20)

Quote from: Mr Jovial on January 22, 2015, 09:33:09 PM

>Revive (early) and reappear making the flashiest entrance possible.

[1]
welcome back to the spirit world, now you've blinded everyone (-1 to next roll for everyone)

Quote from: an unmatched sock on January 22, 2015, 10:35:16 PM

>Burn away the foul shadows with the light of THE SUN!

[3]
boss loses 20 hp

congrats, you guys managed to almost knock it out in 1 turn

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Boss: A flying ball of darkness
HP: 30
ATK: 120
Next attack: 3 turns
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Current effects:
Blinded (-1 to next roll)
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Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60

aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 2)
HP: 120
ATK: 90

Kasu:
HP: 360
ATK: 300

Yuuna Zombolt
HP: 100
ATK: 90

an unmatched sock
HP: 40
ATK: 40

Kyo Tanaka
HP: 40
ATK: 120

FlamingRok (dead for 2)
HP: 30
ATK: 160

Patorikku
HP: 120
ATK: 300

Validon98
HP: 120
ATK: 10

Mr Jovial
HP: 30
ATK: 50

Hanzo K.
HP: 50
ATK: 240

LaserTurtle
HP: 40
ATK: 40

Patorikku · « **Reply #98 on:** February 03, 2015, 03:35:20 AM »

> Take a new approach to fighting this enemy: throw rocks at it.

Kasu · « **Reply #99 on:** February 03, 2015, 05:22:26 AM »

> Fling crosses at it this time.

Mr Jovial · « **Reply #100 on:** February 03, 2015, 05:38:39 PM »

I'm in the spirit world but not dead? Alright I guess.

>Buff the boss. My rolls are so bad that this should backfire and have beneficial effects for the team.

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #101 on:** February 08, 2015, 05:24:59 PM »

obligatory bump to show that I'm not dead

still waiting for everyone else to put in their move, since this is the turn where the boss attacks

LaserTurtle · « **Reply #102 on:** February 08, 2015, 07:44:38 PM »

>Sing a music! Cure blindness!

FlamingRok · « **Reply #103 on:** February 08, 2015, 08:21:47 PM »

>Converse with souls to spend time.

aUsernameIsFineToo · « **Reply #104 on:** February 08, 2015, 09:01:13 PM »

Guess there's really not much to do but

> Stay dead

for a few turns.

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #105 on:** February 11, 2015, 03:58:46 AM »

Quote from: Patorikku on February 03, 2015, 03:35:20 AM

> Take a new approach to fighting this enemy: throw rocks at it.

[3]
A tooth comes loose. It's just a baby tooth. Just unusually sharp. -200 HP boss

congrats boss is now dead

NEW BOSS: A humanoid firefly
HP: 7200 (upgraded to 5 dice)
ATK: 120

Quote from: Kasu on February 03, 2015, 05:22:26 AM

> Fling crosses at it this time.

[5]
They get stuck in all sorts of, unwanted locations. Boss -300 HP

Quote from: Mr Jovial on February 03, 2015, 05:38:39 PM

I'm in the spirit world but not dead? Alright I guess.

>Buff the boss. My rolls are so bad that this should backfire and have beneficial effects for the team.

you are dead
[3]
Congrats, the boss now has 150% HP.

Quote from: LaserTurtle on February 08, 2015, 07:44:38 PM

>Sing a music! Cure blindness!

[6]
Everyone has double attack for the next 2 turns (this turn doesn't count)
The RNG physically teleports down to you.
"Your singing has done my ears well. I shall give you 2 to your next turn for my new eyesight!" (+2 to next roll)

Quote from: FlamingRok on February 08, 2015, 08:21:47 PM

>Converse with souls to spend time.

[6]
You sweet-talked the spirits into letting you out. They liked you so much, they decided to help your next roll! (+2 to next roll)

Quote from: aUsernameIsFineToo on February 08, 2015, 09:01:13 PM

Guess there's really not much to do but

> Stay dead

for a few turns.

[2]
THE SPIRITS DO NOT ENJOY YOUR COMPANY. (dead for +1 turn)

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Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 10800
ATK: 120
Next attack: 3 turns
----------------------
Current effects:
Attack x2 for all players (2 turns left)
-----------------------
Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60

aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 2)
HP: 120
ATK: 90

Kasu:
HP: 360
ATK: 300

Yuuna Zombolt
HP: 100
ATK: 90

an unmatched sock
HP: 40
ATK: 40

Kyo Tanaka
HP: 40
ATK: 120

FlamingRok (+2 next roll)
HP: 30
ATK: 160

Patorikku
HP: 120
ATK: 300

Validon98
HP: 120
ATK: 10

Mr Jovial (dead for 1)
HP: 30
ATK: 50

Hanzo K.
HP: 50
ATK: 240

LaserTurtle (+2 to next)
HP: 40
ATK: 40

Kasu · « **Reply #106 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:07:10 AM »

> Trap it in a glass jar WITHOUT air holes.

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #107 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:20:24 AM »

>Create a small sun in Kasu's jar. We'll see how this firefly can deal with REAL fire!

Patorikku · « **Reply #108 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:28:35 PM »

> Bring down a flying kick upon this firefly.

FlamingRok · « **Reply #109 on:** February 11, 2015, 03:46:29 PM »

>Redemption! Time to ~~screw this up royally~~ actually do something! Chant a ritual to freeze the bug with the coldest of ice!

aUsernameIsFineToo · « **Reply #110 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:03:15 PM »

> Hope for an early revival.

LaserTurtle · « **Reply #111 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:22:40 PM »

>Equip samurai sword, attack firefly with rhythm cues.

Mr Jovial · « **Reply #112 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:39:55 PM »

Quote from: bigyihsuan of Failure Industries on February 11, 2015, 03:58:46 AM

you are dead

Am I actually dead? The black and white stat screen doodah doesn't indicate I am

Either way...

>Do absolutely nothing. It's absolutely impossible to mess things up if I do nothing...right?

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #113 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:56:10 PM »

Quote from: Mr Jovial on February 11, 2015, 07:39:55 PM

Am I actually dead? The black and white stat screen doodah doesn't indicate I am

fixing that right now

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #114 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:00:50 AM »

Quote from: Kasu on February 11, 2015, 05:07:10 AM

> Trap it in a glass jar WITHOUT air holes.

[6]
The glass jar traps the firefly, suffocating it. -600 HP, the firefly has the status condition Trapped (-1 to roll) and Suffocating (-10 HP per turn)

Quote from: an unmatched sock on February 11, 2015, 06:20:24 AM

>Create a small sun in Kasu's jar. We'll see how this firefly can deal with REAL fire!

[4]
Small burns appear on the firefly's clothes. -52 HP

Quote from: Patorikku on February 11, 2015, 02:28:35 PM

> Bring down a flying kick upon this firefly.

[2]
You break the glass! Your foot now has glass in it (-100 HP). The firefly loses Suffocating and Trapped.

Quote from: FlamingRok on February 11, 2015, 03:46:29 PM

>Redemption! Time to ~~screw this up royally~~ actually do something! Chant a ritual to freeze the bug with the coldest of ice!

[6] (+2) HOLY SHIT CRAZY 8
BGM
(0:00) You start chanting the ritual. You start floating, with an eerie glow.
(0:24) A huge blinding blue ball appears in front of you. It gets larger with every passing second.
(0:48) Your teammates help out, adding more colors to the ever growing ball.
(1:00) You launch the now 30-foot rainbow ball of light into the sky.
(1:12) The ball comes back down with an amazing speed, directly hitting the firefly!

Damage: 160 * (8 / 6) * 2 = 426 damage!!!!

The firefly now has the status Frozen (cannot move for 5 turns)

Quote from: aUsernameIsFineToo on February 11, 2015, 04:03:15 PM

> Hope for an early revival.

[1]
nope.avi (dead for 2)

Quote from: LaserTurtle on February 11, 2015, 04:22:40 PM

>Equip samurai sword, attack firefly with rhythm cues.

[2] (+2)
B rank. Boss loses 53 HP

Quote from: Mr Jovial on February 11, 2015, 07:39:55 PM

>Do absolutely nothing. It's absolutely impossible to mess things up if I do nothing...right?

[2]
You mess up doing nothing. YOU ARE DEAD (from existence failure) (dead for 1)

trying a new stats organization system

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Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 9669 (teehee)
ATK: 120
Next attack: 5  + 2 = 7 turns
Status: Frozen (5 turns)
----------------------
Current effects:
Attack x2 for all players (1 turn left)

Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60	aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 2) HP: 120 ATK: 90	Kasu: HP: 360 ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90	an unmatched sock HP: 40 ATK: 40	Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120
FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160	Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300	Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10
Mr Jovial (dead for 1) HP: 30 ATK: 50	Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240	LaserTurtle HP: 40 ATK: 40

Kasu · « **Reply #115 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:26:44 AM »

> Fill the jar with water.

aUsernameIsFineToo · « **Reply #116 on:** March 05, 2015, 05:32:45 AM »

Keep /rolling for an early revival.

FlamingRok · « **Reply #117 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:25:01 AM »

Haha good lord that is something.
>Laugh at the unfortunate firefly who is now frozen for an extended period of time, and fire stars at it.

Patorikku · « **Reply #118 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:31:18 PM »

> Fire hard light beams at the firefly. Give her a taste of her own medicine.

Mr Jovial · « **Reply #119 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:34:20 PM »

My luck is atrocious. I can't even do nothing properly. I'll play my ultimate move next turn, I need to be alive for it (well not really but the effect might be more fun if I'm living :V)