Author Topic: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 43210 times)

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #480 on: February 23, 2015, 05:31:50 PM »
> Please forgive our uncouthness, Father.
> Continue tickling the larger fairy. Tilt our head slightly away from the larger fairy if necessary to keep it out of the range of swinging arms.
> Dropping our left-hand sword, slowly slide our arm across the smaller fairy to get our hand to the closest button on our vest and undo said button.
> How many buttons does our vest have in all?

>Feeling guilty, you drop Hakurouken and try to unbutton your vest. The smaller faerie stays in place, but your hold is definitely weaker, and you can feel that she has openings that she could force open and squirm free.
>You undo your lowest button, you have two more.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #481 on: February 23, 2015, 05:37:04 PM »
> How is the other fairy holding up?
> Make our way up to the middle button and undo that one. Keep close track of the smaller fairy's squirming during the unbuttoning process, though, in case she figures out such a way to get free. Stop in the middle of the unbuttoning process if we need to prevent her from escaping. If it helps, use our arm to apply pressure toward ourselves as we move out hand up to make it more difficult for her to squirm about.
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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #482 on: February 23, 2015, 06:07:58 PM »
> How is the other fairy holding up?
> Make our way up to the middle button and undo that one. Keep close track of the smaller fairy's squirming during the unbuttoning process, though, in case she figures out such a way to get free. Stop in the middle of the unbuttoning process if we need to prevent her from escaping. If it helps, use our arm to apply pressure toward ourselves as we move out hand up to make it more difficult for her to squirm about.

>Her situation is largely unchanged.
>You do what you can to keep the smaller faerie in place, and undo your middle button. You are able to maintain control for now.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #483 on: February 23, 2015, 06:13:31 PM »
> Is our shirt still tucked into our skirt?
> Would we have any chance of trapping the smaller fairy under our shirt with the last vest button still buttoned? Or will we have to undo that one as well to have any hope?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #484 on: February 23, 2015, 06:35:36 PM »
> Is our shirt still tucked into our skirt?
> Would we have any chance of trapping the smaller fairy under our shirt with the last vest button still buttoned? Or will we have to undo that one as well to have any hope?

>More or less.
>You may be able to, given you were working from the bottom up.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #485 on: February 23, 2015, 06:41:54 PM »
> How long has it taken us to undo each button? Two or three seconds?
> Our torso is more than a foot long vertically, yes? Perhaps even more than a foot and a half long?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #486 on: February 23, 2015, 06:52:09 PM »
> How long has it taken us to undo each button? Two or three seconds?
> Our torso is more than a foot long vertically, yes? Perhaps even more than a foot and a half long?

>Just about.
>Somewhere between there, yes.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #487 on: February 23, 2015, 06:57:57 PM »
> Keep our left arm & hand as secure on the smaller fairy as we can.
> Stop tickling the larger fairy and let go of her, letting her fall to the ground.
> Using our now-free right hand, untuck the front part of our shirt from our skirt so our shirt hangs down out in front of our skirt. Make sure we untuck enough width to be able to fit the width of the smaller fairy under the shirt. Try to keep an eye on the larger fairy's activities while doing this.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #488 on: February 23, 2015, 07:02:25 PM »
> Keep our left arm & hand as secure on the smaller fairy as we can.
> Stop tickling the larger fairy and let go of her, letting her fall to the ground.
> Using our now-free right hand, untuck the front part of our shirt from our skirt so our shirt hangs down out in front of our skirt. Make sure we untuck enough width to be able to fit the width of the smaller fairy under the shirt. Try to keep an eye on the larger fairy's activities while doing this.

>You suddenly drop the larger faerie, who falls to the ground, just narrowly missing your swords, and seems to be shocked by the experience and free up your shirt front.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #489 on: February 23, 2015, 07:06:28 PM »
> Use our newly-acquired right-arm freedom to get a proper grip on the smaller fairy with both hands.
> Once we have this grip on the smaller fairy, drag her down to where our shirt is untucked and shove her up inside our shirt as far as we can. Press her against ourself as hard as needed to make the process of getting her inside easier.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #490 on: February 23, 2015, 07:10:40 PM »
> Use our newly-acquired right-arm freedom to get a proper grip on the smaller fairy with both hands.
> Once we have this grip on the smaller fairy, drag her down to where our shirt is untucked and shove her up inside our shirt as far as we can. Press her against ourself as hard as needed to make the process of getting her inside easier.

>You grab the smaller faerie, and deft shove her up your shirt. She seems to be stunned silent by this turn of events at first, then resumes shrieking and flailing, kicking you in the stomach with surprising force for something so small.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #491 on: February 23, 2015, 07:14:44 PM »
> Did we manage to get her all the way into our shirt, or are her legs (and possibly more) sticking out from below?
> Has the larger fairy moved yet?
« Last Edit: February 23, 2015, 07:16:25 PM by Kilgamayan »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #492 on: February 23, 2015, 07:15:34 PM »
> Did we manage to get her all the way into our shirt, or are her legs (and possibly more) sticking out from below?
> Has the larger fairy moved yet?

>You've managed to shove her in, wings and all.
>She's just starting to try to roll onto her feet.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #493 on: February 23, 2015, 07:16:34 PM »
> Are her kicks doing an inhibiting amount of damage to us?
> Could we possibly tuck our shirt back in, or is it too tight?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #494 on: February 23, 2015, 07:20:55 PM »
> Are her kicks doing an inhibiting amount of damage to us?
> Could we possibly tuck our shirt back in, or is it too tight?

>They aren't comfortable, but you could probably take it unless she gets in a lucky hit.
>You doubt you could, and you doubt it'd stay.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #495 on: February 23, 2015, 07:22:50 PM »
> If we unbuttoned the last vest button, could we move the fairy further up inside our shirt?
> If we move the fairy further up inside our shirt, could we then tuck our shirt back in, even if it wouldn't stay tucked in for long?
> If we untucked the rest of our shirt (to provide more slack) and unbuttoned the last vest button, could we possibly stick the larger fairy under our shirt vertically alongside the smaller fairy? Or would that strain our shirt too much?

> How close to the bottom of our shirt are the smaller fairy's feet? Can we even tell?
> How elastic is the waistband of our skirt?
> Are we wearing both bloomers and regular delicates, or just one or the other?
« Last Edit: February 23, 2015, 10:59:45 PM by Kilgamayan »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #496 on: February 24, 2015, 04:59:22 AM »
> If we unbuttoned the last vest button, could we move the fairy further up inside our shirt?
> If we move the fairy further up inside our shirt, could we then tuck our shirt back in, even if it wouldn't stay tucked in for long?
> If we untucked the rest of our shirt (to provide more slack) and unbuttoned the last vest button, could we possibly stick the larger fairy under our shirt vertically alongside the smaller fairy? Or would that strain our shirt too much?

> How close to the bottom of our shirt are the smaller fairy's feet? Can we even tell?
> How elastic is the waistband of our skirt?
> Are we wearing both bloomers and regular delicates, or just one or the other?

>Possibly. She's not very cooperative right now.
>There's no way you're going to keep an article of clothing tucked in when a faerie is busy flipping out inside of it.
>You think you've probably reached capacity for something like that.
>You cannot tell, but close enough to kick you in the stomach.
>Your waistband is not elastic.
>Both.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #497 on: February 24, 2015, 05:03:47 AM »
> Does our skirt have a buttoned waist, then? Or is there a zipper somewhere? Or is it something else entirely?
> How large and how flexible are the legging portions of our bloomers?

> Still keeping an eye on the larger fairy on the ground, maneuver our hands and arms so the arm with the less dextrous hand is behind the smaller fairy's legs, and try to pull it toward us to pin her legs against our stomach to keep them still. (If we're ambidextrous, then use our right arm for this.)
> Pull the other hand from under our shirt and undo the last vest button with it.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2015, 05:17:33 AM by Kilgamayan »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #498 on: February 24, 2015, 07:21:50 AM »
>Look to see if the sword we dropped is still there.

We don't want what happen to Miko's sword to happen to us, afterall.
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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #499 on: February 24, 2015, 07:34:15 AM »
> Does our skirt have a buttoned waist, then? Or is there a zipper somewhere? Or is it something else entirely?
> How large and how flexible are the legging portions of our bloomers?

> Still keeping an eye on the larger fairy on the ground, maneuver our hands and arms so the arm with the less dextrous hand is behind the smaller fairy's legs, and try to pull it toward us to pin her legs against our stomach to keep them still. (If we're ambidextrous, then use our right arm for this.)
> Pull the other hand from under our shirt and undo the last vest button with it.

>Zipper and button.
>Reasonably.
>You try to pin the smaller faerie's legs with your right hand, and have some success, then undo your last button. The larger faerie rolls onto her hands and knees in the meantime and is about to scamper away.

>Look to see if the sword we dropped is still there.

>Both of your weapons are still there. It doesn't seem the faerie has any interest in snagging them.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #500 on: February 24, 2015, 11:42:02 AM »
> Could we hold both swords in one hand if we're just interested in carrying them and not worried about wielding them?

« Last Edit: February 24, 2015, 02:17:25 PM by Kilgamayan »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #501 on: February 24, 2015, 02:16:07 PM »
> Could we hold both swords in one hand if we're just interested in carrying them and not worried about wielding them?

>It's awkward and not very safe, but you can do this.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #502 on: February 24, 2015, 02:17:43 PM »
> How dense is the bamboo in the immediate area? Are we likely to immediately lose sight of the fleeing fairy, or will she need several seconds to get lost?
> Have we left anything on the ground other than our swords (and a pile of KOed fairies)?
> Is our vest at risk of flying off if we move?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #503 on: February 24, 2015, 02:19:35 PM »
> How dense is the bamboo in the immediate area? Are we likely to immediately lose sight of the fleeing fairy, or will she need several seconds to get lost?
> Have we left anything on the ground other than our swords (and a pile of KOed fairies)?
> Is our vest at risk of flying off if we move?

>She can probably maker herself scarce within a few seconds.
>No.
>It should remain in place unless you make some weird motions with your arms.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #504 on: February 24, 2015, 02:30:08 PM »
> Gonna have to be quick about this, then. Good thing we're a Konpaku!
> Drop down on one knee and bend forward. (This lean forward should be far enough that, if we were to let go of the fairy, she would not drop straight down out of our shirt, but get hung up for a moment on the fabric.) With our currently-free hand, grab the appropriate sword.
> Once we've retrieved this sword, bring our fairy-bracing arm out from under our shirt, and clamp our sword-holding-hand arm horizontally across the bottom of our shirt, pinning it to our body and 'sealing' the smaller fairy inside. In the same motion (as much as such is possible), grab our remaining sword with our swordless hand.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #505 on: February 24, 2015, 02:43:23 PM »
> Gonna have to be quick about this, then. Good thing we're a Konpaku!
> Drop down on one knee and bend forward. (This lean forward should be far enough that, if we were to let go of the fairy, she would not drop straight down out of our shirt, but get hung up for a moment on the fabric.) With our currently-free hand, grab the appropriate sword.
> Once we've retrieved this sword, bring our fairy-bracing arm out from under our shirt, and clamp our sword-holding-hand arm horizontally across the bottom of our shirt, pinning it to our body and 'sealing' the smaller fairy inside. In the same motion (as much as such is possible), grab our remaining sword with our swordless hand.

>You quickly reclaim your weapons and use your left arm to try and seal the faerie inside, wince as she gives you a good knee to the ribs.
>As you do this, the other faerie starts to scramble away, getting back to her feet.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #506 on: February 24, 2015, 02:48:57 PM »
> "Hang on, little one!"
> Take flight, positioning ourselves as horizontally as possible, and pursue the escaping fairy. Sheathe the sword in the hand that is not clamping our shirt while flying.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #507 on: February 24, 2015, 02:53:50 PM »
> "Hang on, little one!"
> Take flight, positioning ourselves as horizontally as possible, and pursue the escaping fairy. Sheathe the sword in the hand that is not clamping our shirt while flying.

>You take to the air, sheathing Roukanken, while the faerie trapped in your shirt shrieks at the sudden shift in perspective.

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #508 on: February 24, 2015, 02:59:30 PM »
> Take on a gentler tone.
> "Do not worry. I will keep you safe."
> As we fly in pursuit of the escaping fairy, use our now free hand to take over shirt-clamping duties from our sword-holding hand, and let go of our shirt with the sword-holding hand and sheathe Hakurouken.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IV - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #509 on: February 24, 2015, 03:07:30 PM »
> Take on a gentler tone.
> "Do not worry. I will keep you safe."
> As we fly in pursuit of the escaping fairy, use our now free hand to take over shirt-clamping duties from our sword-holding hand, and let go of our shirt with the sword-holding hand and sheathe Hakurouken.

>You switch your clamping hand and fly after the smaller faerie, sheathing your other weapon. And you wince as your prisoner socks you in the solar plexus with more force than you'd expect from such a small creature.
>You should catch up with the smaller faerie shortly.

>_