Well, if people are gonna keep letting this be my party even during my long stretches of unavailability, I'm just gonna take the keys to the bus and drive on.
> Please forgive our uncouthness, Father.
> Continue tickling the larger fairy. Tilt our head slightly away from the larger fairy if necessary to keep it out of the range of swinging arms.
> Dropping our left-hand sword, slowly slide our arm across the smaller fairy to get our hand to the closest button on our vest and undo said button.
> How many buttons does our vest have in all?