Homestuck Thread: It begins... again... again... again, FINAL COUNTDOWN edition

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

You know ... there's a long-standing theory that ARquiusprite (or at least AR) was going to become part of Doc Scratch. And now he's just been shoved into a juju with Lord English.

[Edible]

You know ... there's a long-standing theory that ARquiusprite (or at least AR) was going to become part of Doc Scratch. And now he's just been shoved into a juju with Lord English.

Wait, really?

I'd love to hear the reasoning behind the theory, now that it's actually happened :V

[Suikama]

half of gamzee got sucked in too

i guess that's why he's invincible + the most important character in homestuck :V

[draganuv15]

Huh. Next update is on the 22nd then.

Wonder how Hussie can actually top the insanity that was the last few updates though.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

Wait, really?

I'd love to hear the reasoning behind the theory, now that it's actually happened :V

This, mostly.

[Edible]

That is hilarious, and also completely way more effort into a theory than I have ever put into anything homestuck-related.  And pretty well thought-out, too.

So good job, person who did that!

[The ⑨th Zentillion]

Oh, hey, the update's here. Only gotta say one thing...

Spoiler:

C O N F I R M E D

[Edible]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[draganuv15]

[Suikama]

this is what has been missing from my life

[Suikama]

oh more stuff happened

Spoiler:

and by more stuff i mean vriska


holy fucking shit tho this is anime tier cute

also this

[Serela]

this is everything I ever wanted

Spoiler:

The Lil' Cal one actually quantifies things pretty well, though; there's exactly two Lord Englishes, from the bifurcated Lil Cal due to the scratch. Assumably only two, at least. Only one of which has an angel body.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

Spoiler:

DAVEKAT CONFIRMED

[draganuv15]

As happy and as grand as this update was I can't help but feel things may take a turn for the worst. This is Homestuck after all though maybe It's just because I'm a pessimist.

[Edible]

Vriska, as always, makes everything better.

[MatsuriSakuragi]

Everything is happy. This is a flag that the shit is going to hit the fan harder than ever very soon.

[Chaore]

Vriska, as always, makes everything better.

Which is kind of weird, because fucking up hillariously badly is basically her thing.

[Shadoweh]

Vriska, as always, makes everything better.

The MSPA Discussion is 40 pages of rage at Vriska fixing everything.

[The ⑨th Zentillion]

H8ers gonna h8. :::;)

[Edible]

The MSPA Discussion is 40 pages of rage at Vriska fixing everything.

Hahahahahahahaha.

[Smashy]

The MSPA Discussion is 40 pages of rage at Vriska fixing everything.

Let's be fair here, there's GOTTA be something up with all of this because it wouldn't be Vriska otherwise. Irons, fire, etc.

Maybe she'll decide she wants to try to solo Condy/LE sometime down the road, who knows tune in Monhay :V

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

Hahahahahahahaha.

You have the correct number of "ha"s there :3

The guy who came up with the "Doc Scratch = Lil Hal" theory has a pretty lengthy answer justifying Vriska's "solving everything" (tl;dr: pre-retcon Terezi used her Seer of Mind powers to get John to collide with the others in just the right way that their problems were solved in general + they were a bunch of kids who were unsupervised for three years, and unlike pre-retcon Dave and Karkat, Vriska was the only one willing to try to stop Rose from drinking or Terezi from hooking up with Gamzee hate-ways, on general Thief of Light "stealing the spotlight" principles)

(For the record, this guy's most famous theories are his answer to the Ultimate Riddle, and the controversial inversion theory; the asker in that link is referencing a theory that some Vriska or other will end up destroying the Green Sun).

[The ⑨th Zentillion]

I'm personally REALLY wanting to see if the Green Sun thief theory will... come to light, as it were.

And on what Selera's noticed:

Spoiler:

Yes, two Lord Englishes, and each one is wielding one of the things that my be able to finish his machinations - the one destroying reality with the white gun/wand and Jack English with the crowbar. The latter having the power to destroy jujus... like Lil Cal, who has just solidified why he's the Most Important Character in Homestuck, in the Mental Breakdown flash.

Though I'm pretty sure beating the shit out of Cal with it plus blasting him with the White Weapon probably won't be enough... perhaps even if Vriska does steal the sun... after all, John's plan to go beat the crap out of Caliborn fails... at least the iteration of it he forsees in The Masterpiece that puts English together in Cal in the first place does, anyway.

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

last two flashes were brilliant and make me care about homestuck again, and i've been on a long drought of caring. vriska is great. davekat is also great, actually

[Edible]

Oh, they're back here now.

[draganuv15]

Wait...

Spoiler:

They're back in the beta kids session? Why is the Victory Platform there if the session was supposed to be a doomed one?

[Suikama]

Wait...

Spoiler:

They're back in the beta kids session? Why is the Victory Platform there if the session was supposed to be a doomed one?

Spoiler:

this isnt the doomed session, this is the new 'current' one since vriska is alive and chilling next to terezi

They just skipped ahead a bunch, so this is after the condense appears and fucks things up again, but this time assumedly thanks to vriska, they get things under control by knocking out evil jane and jade

Everyone is now together except Dirk because he got teleported, and John/Roxy since they died in this timeline because they sacrificed all other version of themselves or whatever with their denizens

And uh Fefita/Erisol are missing too I guess

[Serela]

Spoiler:

Fefeta probably still blew up like before, I don't remember if Erisol died? This probably isn't terribly far after them dealing with Jane/Jade. Since their session is weird, who knows what's up with the platform being around (It's probably just always around, at least in their session type), we'll probably get the current situation summed up in tomorrow's update. I doubt they have the tadpole but it's possible? They still need to put the proper Battlefield around Skaia anyway, which Jade has to be not-possessed to do. Probably.

With the Condesce and possessed Jack around though it wouldn't really be a good time to set it up tho. Since Dirk isn't back and Jane still looks possessed/Jade is still asleep, I highly doubt they've dealt with those two yet either.

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

fefeta and erisol

Spoiler:

were never made according to the update that happened literally just as i checked the website

RIP erisol, truly the best character who isn't arquius.

[Chaore]

Spoiler:

Oh.

I guess this is why the actual fight vs. caliborn ends up pretty badly then.