Author Topic: SILVERQUEST  (Read 93979 times)

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #180 on: September 03, 2014, 07:04:01 PM »
> SUIKA! LOCK ON. BIG BALL, BIG BANG!

Failing that.

> COME ON. BANANA ARMS. KNIGHTTT OFFFF SPEAAAR

> MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DANGEROUS

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #181 on: September 03, 2014, 07:51:05 PM »
> MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DANGEROUS

> Fruit basket pls

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #182 on: September 04, 2014, 01:29:51 AM »
>Purple Mangosteen in the hopes that it will give us a Purple Command Interpreter and complete Purplequest retroactively.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #183 on: September 04, 2014, 10:53:13 AM »
>Tomato. Sounds like ketchup.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #184 on: September 07, 2014, 11:25:56 PM »
> Keine: Two entire watermelons.

You order the FRUIT PANCAKES with not one, but TWO ENTIRE WATERMELONS.



You explain that you can simply get any leftovers to go, and that it's cheaper than buying a watermelon at the grocer.



You recall that high-class chefs like to design dishes that are aesthetically appealing as well as delicious. Ichirin's fashion sense may be sensitive to that!

However, such subtleties quickly become irrelevant once your plate arrives.



You receive a plate of delicious looking pancakes drizzled in pink syrup, which you assume to be watermelon-flavored, and a side tray with two entire watermelons on it. You assume that this order normally comes with actual fruit chunks either in or on the pancakes, but in this case you have ordered entirely too much fruit to make that possible.

Why did you order this?

You feel a presence hovering behind you.









You are left speechless by this turn of events, and subsequently left FRIENDLESS AND ALONE, thanks to your SCATHING INSENSITIVITY.



You go home and shut yourself up in your house to sulk for the rest of the day. You therefore miss out on any further PLOT DEVELOPMENTS, preventing the story from continuing.

> BAD END

~~~

> Load game.





Thankfully, the developer was kind enough to insert an autosave before that critical decision. You try something else this time.

> Keine: Purple Mangosteen.



You explain that a purple mangosteen is a tropical fruit with a hard shell and an interior similar to an orange, with a sweet and slightly tangy flavor. It's a rare seasonal fruit - you're not sure how the restaurant could've gotten ahold of it.

(You've never actually eaten one, so you have no idea if it's any good.)





Eventually, your plates arrive. You offer Ichirin a piece of the bizarrely-named fruit, and you both try it at the same time.



You've impressed Ichirin with your random knowledge of exotic fruits! You've gained an AFFECTION POINT. Things are looking up!

However, you've only halfway finished your meals when you hear a ruckus outside.

> Keine: Look out the window.



You are surprised to see TOKIKO running down the street in a panic, looking for Mokou for some reason. You open the window and call out to her.



She cringes when she sees that it's you (for some reason...) and hesitates nervously until she finally answers.



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« Last Edit: September 30, 2014, 09:39:50 PM by Stuffman »

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #185 on: September 08, 2014, 12:39:07 AM »
Ha... Two whole watermelons + Sakuya = you know what...
Good one, Stuffman!

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #186 on: September 08, 2014, 12:54:50 AM »
Damn it Stuffman!  You're only encouraging them with these bad ends!

>Try to figure out what kind of trouble.
>Apologize to Ichirin.
>Head towards trouble.
(Accept aid from Ichirin if offered)

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #187 on: September 08, 2014, 12:58:37 AM »
> Along with apology, extend investigation invitation to Ichirin

>Also, what did WE think of the mangosteen?
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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #188 on: September 08, 2014, 01:38:39 AM »
>Examine Tokiko. Is she related to us?
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #189 on: September 08, 2014, 01:56:13 AM »
>Fuckit, finish your meal.  That's the proper thing to do.

(also, I basically died re: watermelons)

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #190 on: September 14, 2014, 10:22:12 PM »
> Keine: Investigate.



You ask Tokiko for the details. She tells you that a monster came out of one of Kosuzu's books!



Damn that KOSUZU MOTOORI! A girl as young as her has no business keeping a collection of cursed books. Reimu said everything was under control, but this is getting to be a real hassle.



You apologize to Ichirin and tell her you'll have to take care of this, but Ichirin says she'll take care of the bill and catch up to help. You thank her and go to meet Tokiko outside.

(Out of the corner of your eye, you see Ichirin scarf down the rest of the purple mangosteen as you leave the restaurant. Oh well. She IS paying for it.)



> Be Tokiko for a moment.



You are TOKIKO. Just Tokiko is fine. Your hate your real name; it's long and flowery and incredibly pretentious, so much so that you are too embarassed to even have it written in your introduction. It was given to you by your mother, who just so happens to be an incredibly pretentious hipster beatnik poet. Compared to that, being called "Ibis Girl" is just fine.

You are a decidedly civilized youkai with a distaste for violence. Although it is common for animal youkai, you have never eaten a human. Not that you particularly like humans or anything (you find them to be shallow and short-sighted), you just don't want their blood on your hands. You sustain your youkai identity by writing INCREDIBLY SPOOKY GOTHIC HORROR STORIES and leaving the books in random places.

Your live-and-let-live policy hasn't stopped humans and youkai alike from hassling you, though. You used to live in the Forest of Magic, but you decided to move near the village instead to escape the constant fairy pranks and shrine maiden encounters (apparently she has a friend that lives in the area? You don't really know). Unfortunately, the village hasn't proved itself to be very peaceful either, especially since the buddhists moved in and brought all sorts of minor incidents with them. Can't a girl just read her books and drink her coffee in peace? APPARENTLY NOT.

This current crisis is a fine example. Why does the only bookstore in town that welcomes youkai have to be full of goddamn CURSED BOOKS? Maybe Kosuzu will get eaten and replaced with a more sane librarian...but you guess that wouldn't much help the youkai reputation in town. Oh well.

You have the ABILITY TO READ IN THE DARK, which is the most useless ability out of everyone you know. Maybe if you could stretch the definitions of "read" into "observe" and "dark" into "unknown" you could turn it into something good, but you are currently unable to grasp that kind of vaguely defined bullshit. You can't even see anything else in the dark. It sucks.

> Be Keine again.



Tokiko joins your party, and the two of you fly off towards Suzunaan. You arrive to see Kosuzu blocking the entrance.













Oh dear. Some kind of tentacled monstrosity has taken hold of Kosuzu!

Wait! This adventure isn't rated for this kind of content!!



Oh, nevermind. It just wants to kill her and eat her. We're in the clear!

> SET SPELL CARD



You'll have to be careful not to use multi-target skills, or you'll risk hitting Kosuzu. What will you do?



Your SILVER COMMAND INTERPRETER gives you control of Tokiko too, so enter a command for her as well.

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« Last Edit: September 30, 2014, 09:40:22 PM by Stuffman »

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #191 on: September 14, 2014, 10:31:58 PM »
>Stern Lecture

Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #192 on: September 14, 2014, 10:36:54 PM »
> Stern Lecture
> Shelley, Mary

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #193 on: September 14, 2014, 10:47:23 PM »
>Sacred Treasures - Sword
The Kusanagi blade's pretty good about just whacking what needs to be whacked.

> Swoop
Maybe rescue Kosuzu?  Or at least stay out of tentacle range after attacking.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #194 on: September 14, 2014, 11:32:19 PM »
>STUDY this particular book for weaknesses
>SWOOP in and close the book!


Ohhh I just realized why Ichirin likes Purple Mangosteen.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2014, 11:36:25 PM by O4rfish »
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #195 on: September 14, 2014, 11:51:21 PM »
>Sacred Three Treasures - Sword
>Shelley Mary because books

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #196 on: September 15, 2014, 12:13:47 AM »
Let's... Give the monstrosity a Stern Lecture and Swoop in and attempt recovery of bookshop girl.
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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #197 on: September 15, 2014, 01:09:28 AM »
>STERN LECTURE
>SHELLEY, MARY
Lecture the tentacle beast on the errors of its ways while Tokiko applies some shock therapy as negative reinforcement.
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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #198 on: September 15, 2014, 01:18:12 AM »
>Stern Lecture.
>Shelley, Mary.
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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #199 on: September 15, 2014, 01:55:16 AM »
>Stern lecture
>Swoop

Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #200 on: September 15, 2014, 04:24:03 AM »
>STERN LECTURE
>SWOOP

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #201 on: September 15, 2014, 05:31:40 PM »
> Pre Buttwhoppin' Stern Lecture

> Smash book with head.


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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #202 on: September 15, 2014, 07:31:41 PM »
I hate to be a party pooper but Stern Lecture sounds like a multitarget ability.

>Study
>Swoop


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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #203 on: September 16, 2014, 05:11:51 AM »


also I hate my name
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #204 on: September 19, 2014, 08:06:21 PM »
>STUDY this particular book for weaknesses
>SWOOP in and close the book!

Seconded.

Good to see you're still alive, Stuffman. :)

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #205 on: September 21, 2014, 08:10:07 PM »
> Tokiko: SECRET FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE: BIRD.

You can't!! BIRDTECH is strictly banned! You have to use the weaker alternative, AIRTECH.

> Tokiko: SWOOP.

You courageously divebomb the creature, hoping to slam the book shut and end this quickly. Unfortunately, there are too many tentacles in the way to get a direct hit.



The TERRORHORROR now has n+6 tentacles remaining. You should try a move that hits it a bunch of times at once, or something. (Alternately, you could just use an area attack if Kosuzu could take a hit, but she can't.)

> Keine: STERN LECTURE.

You prepare to verbally chastise the TERRORHORROR, but you discover that the creature does not speak any language you know. Unfortunately, that means the skill automatically targets Kosuzu instead.



Kosuzu is afflicted with DISCIPLINARY INACTION, causing her to miss her next turn while she thinks about what she's done. Her IMAGINATION and SARCASM are reduced as well. If she was going to do anything useful this turn, she isn't anymore. What a drag.

It's the TERRORHORROR's turn!



You cannot grasp the true form of the TERRORHORROR's attack!!

Actually, thanks to the exceptional bookishness of everyone in the room, you figure it out pretty quickly.



But it isn't finished!



The TERRORHORROR drains 25% of Kosuzu's health...



...and uses it to create an UGLY THING, which is another obstacle between you at the main body. (Thankfully, Kosuzu has such lousy HP that this thing will probably die to a stiff breeze.)

Looks like this is one of those bosses with regenerating parts. This is going to be very obnoxious with only two characters.

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« Last Edit: September 30, 2014, 09:40:58 PM by Stuffman »

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #206 on: September 21, 2014, 08:26:59 PM »
Quote

You know, Stuff, I almost get the impression that you don't like Kosuzu. :3
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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #207 on: September 21, 2014, 08:27:35 PM »
>Shoot the hostage!
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #208 on: September 21, 2014, 09:14:58 PM »
>Smash
>Shelley, Mary

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Re: SILVERQUEST
« Reply #209 on: September 21, 2014, 09:20:36 PM »
> Tokiko: Stiff Breeze

> Keine: Smash main body


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