Waggy Saggy stares down the plain yet ominous staircase.
Terrible things await down there, just asking for the chance to rip her to shreds.
But she's still gonna kill them all.
Let's Rob A Bank: Storming Vaults 5
Well, actually, Waggy Saggy was kinda hungry and needed some meat, also to fuel her endless magic spam. She calls up some pizza and decides to go takeout.
Buffing with haste and regen, dropping some WORTHLESS GEAR, and changing around her jewelry, she heads down the stairs.
Ah, surrounded again. But not to worry, they'd- REFRIGERATION! REFRIGERATION! REFRIGERATION! REFRIGERATION! SUB BLOOD! REFRIGERATION! ORB OF DESTRUCTION!
Well, that wasn't too bad...
She decided to enter the first vault, the bottom-right one, and quickly found herself swarmed by a Titan, one of those tentacley guys, and other nasties, which proved to be quite a challenge. Vaults 5 does not fuck around.
She only barely escaped, retreating up the stairs (after killing them all, of course), but this would be the last time she'd need to do that. She heals up and goes back down again.
Trudging through and killing lots of stuff, she finds meat and ice bros will make for a very fun ice army. The open space in this vault makes it rather easy.
The first Vault is cleared and gone through, nothing much to see.
She takes on the other bottom vault, a not-too-bad wide halls layout.
She quickly finds a big challenge worth her time, though, an ancient lich. Scary.
a few Orbs of Destruction wear it down quite a bit.
Soon enough it's easy pickings for her undead army. Kind of a pushover, really.
Titans turn out to be really hard to kill easily, always putting her at low health with their air spell spam. But she still manages to kill them, barely.
The interior of this vault has some decent loot, lots of useful scrolls. Manual of Axes is bleh, though.
The third vault already looks like a problem, with all the tight gaps to maneuver through.
Well, some easy enemies, and some good-looking loot, not bad so far...
Oof, not for long. Shadow Dragons are a specialty of Vaults 5, like Titans, they are pretty nasty. However they don't stand up much to Orb of Destruction and Titan Ice Bros. Titan Ice Bros are totally OP.
Trolls and a sphinx are notable I guess, they're kind of deadly yeah.
Oh goodie! Just what Waggy Saggy came here for!
I am getting really good at this Rune Collecting thing. 3 for 4 so far.
Nothing much else in that vault. Onto the last one, looks like a doozy with the tight halls.
Oh geez, Waggy Saggy stumbles into a real pile of mean enemies.
She barely escapes that encounter as well.
This vault is just no fun.
Golden Dragon turns out to be too much for her Fridging, and she's run out of meat, and there's no room for OoD. Hmm...
Oh but Titan Skeletons are still OP. Lel.
Another shadow dragon, blegh.
This one finally kills the last of Waggy Saggy's icy army, sending her packing....
...at least until she has room to toss more Orbs. More Lel.
What's finally left is a rather nicely sized treasure vault, with an Obvious Mimic. But whatever....
...Make that TWO mimics. Ugh.
It gets teleported so whatever, time for loot.
The Leather is a sure keeper, the rest can go. Yuck.
well, that's done but I still have a bunch of turns to spare. Guess I'll go get other stuff done.
Waggy stops by Vaults 3 to go visit an altar to Kiku.
Time for a long-awaited upgrade.
OUCH! That hurt, but it was worth it.
Big Lel, went to crypts for a book I wanted, it's full of Koishikurris.
I also grabbed a buckler in vaults but it was just rN+, which is meh. Instead we go somewhere unexpected to pick up a better one.
It's Shoals 5! And I have a few turns to spare, so let's clear it out!
Look! Some bimbo! Let's see how scary she is with Orb of Destruction!
Looks like the verdict is: Not Very.
ADVICE FOR THE NEXT TURN:
-Don't fuck with our armor unless you've got a Direct Upgrade. rC+ and rF+ are the best we'll get without More Artefacts.
-Go drop our excess shit at the stash, it's on the way from wherever you're going anyway
-the Abyss or the rest of Depths is our best bet probably.
-We have the spell slots for something new, consider learning a new spell of some kind. Maybe go buy that Necrocomicon?
