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| Slaves:
--- Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 18, 2009, 05:15:05 PM ---Slaves YOU HAVE TO DRAW THIS --- End quote --- british Utsuho, huh? maaaayyybeee |
| ♛ Apher-Forte:
--- Quote from: TechyKat on August 19, 2009, 01:10:45 AM ---I can imagine that Utsuho has a southern england accent, but with a little bit of poshness as well. I can just imagine Utsuho sitting there with a Pipe, the newspaper, complaining about how much it rains in england. Also a bowler hat. Nice writing there, very descriptive, you might wanna be an author someday I know I would read your books. --- End quote --- "Would you like some lemon in your Earl Grey, Guv?" Oh man. |
| Menorah Jams, Pham:
Rou, if you don't write Nitori doing tech support on Sanae's computer, I may have to start playing MoF until I can write it. And you don't want me writing after hours of danmaku with no breaks. |
| TechyKat:
--- Quote from: 名無の妖精さん on August 19, 2009, 05:37:14 AM --- --- Quote from: TechyKat on August 19, 2009, 01:10:45 AM ---I can imagine that Utsuho has a southern england accent, but with a little bit of poshness as well. I can just imagine Utsuho sitting there with a Pipe, the newspaper, complaining about how much it rains in england. Also a bowler hat. Nice writing there, very descriptive, you might wanna be an author someday I know I would read your books. --- End quote --- "Would you like some lemon in your Earl Grey, Guv?" Oh man. --- End quote --- Cockney Utsuho is a go. |
| FinnKaenbyou:
--- Quote from: MJP on August 19, 2009, 12:22:29 PM ---Rou, if you don't write Nitori doing tech support on Sanae's computer, I may have to start playing MoF until I can write it. And you don't want me writing after hours of danmaku with no breaks. --- End quote --- As tempted as I am to see said reaction, the idea caught my attention. Here you go~ ----- KAWASHIRO TECH SUPPORT CENTER CALL RECORDING #592 "Good afternoon, and thank you for calling the Kawashiro Tech Support Hotline. Nitori speaking, how may I help you?" "Um...hello? My computer is acting up and I don't know what to do about it..." "That's what I'm here for, ma'am. Could you give me your name, please?" "Sanae. Sanae Kotiya." "Ah, the Moriya Shrine. Weren't you down here a few hours ago buying yourself something?" "Well, yes, but things are getting a little...complicated." "Alright then. First of all, can you tell me what exactly the problem is?" "Uh...well..." "Come on, spit it out. I can't help you if you don't tell me what's wrong." "S-Sorry. It's just...sort of embarrassing..." "Don't worry, Miss Kotiya. I've been doing this job for a while now, and I'm pretty sure there's nothing you can say that'll surprise me." "...Really?" "Yes, really." "Okay then. What it is is that...there's a hole in it." "...A hole in what?" "The computer." "..." "It won't turn on now...do I need to rewire it or something?" "...Was there a...hole...in your computer when you first used it?" "Oh, no, it was running AOK from the word go. The problem is that Kanako-sama was having an argument with Suwako-chan and, well, one thing led to another and before you know it they're throwing danmaku all across the shrine. I got away fine, but a stray bullet smashed a big gaping hole in this brand new PC. Surely you've had family issues like that?" "...Uh...no?" "Well, that's how it works over here. They apologised but neither of them has any idea how to fix it, so they told me to call you. ...Hey, is it a bad sign if there's smoke coming from it?" "...Miss Kotiya, I'm relatively sure your computer is damaged beyond repair. The internal circuitry would have been torn to shreds by an impact like that." "...Beyond repair?" "Yes." "And the warranty doesn't cover this?" "I'm pretty sure we've never had a clause to cover firing a bullet through your computer. My apologies." "I see." "...If you want, I could give you a little discount next time you're in..." "No thanks, I think I'll be fine. Thank you for at least trying to help." "That's what I do. So what are you gonna do now?" "I'm going to have a little...talk with those two. Yeah, a talk...that's what it'll be..." "Um, are you okay over there? You sound like you're getting a little angry..." "...I mean I might beat them up a little, but it won't be that bad...yes, beating them up a little will be fine..." "...Miss Kotiya?" "Thank you again. If you don't mind, I need to be somewhere else right now. ...Well if beating them up a little is okay, what's the harm with beating them up a little more?" "...I don't pay myself enough for this." END OF CALL ----- Trying something out with the 'nothing but discussion' thing. I was tempted to take a leaf from UD's book and have Sanae end all of her sentences with 'in the name of Yasaka', but I decided to go with this instead. |
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