Author Topic: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2  (Read 184636 times)

Seian Verian

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #390 on: August 30, 2009, 04:59:48 AM »
So, I actually was insane enough to try SA Normal again. Surprisingly though, this isn't a RAGE so much as a "...How did this happen?" Words cannot express the weirdness of this run, so I'll just link to the replay:

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=4597

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #391 on: August 30, 2009, 05:31:26 AM »
FUCK

Quote from: #shrinemaiden
[15:22] <BaitySM[UFO]> entering stage 6 at 3.25/2.66
[15:24]  * BaitySM[UFO] starts swearing
[15:24] <Krimmydoodle> :<
[15:24] <bjw> byakuren starts cackling
[15:24] <BaitySM[UFO]> messed up the chaining
[15:24] <BaitySM[UFO]> at 3/1
[15:24] <BaitySM[UFO]> summoned the first UFO too early
[15:24] <BaitySM[UFO]> hit a few blue's when i'm not supposed to, etc
[15:26] <BaitySM[UFO]> captured spinning lasers
[15:26] <BaitySM[UFO]> 2/0 so far
[15:26] <BaitySM[UFO]> i can do this
[15:28] <BaitySM[UFO]> 0/1 vs. final spell...
[15:28] <BaitySM[UFO]> i don't like this at all
[15:28] <Edward_von_Stein> Good luck anyways.
[15:29] <bjw> * everyone glares at BaitySM[UFO]
[15:29] <bjw> jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[15:29] <BaitySM[UFO]> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[15:29] <Krimmydoodle> :<
[15:29] <BaitySM[UFO]> 33% HP left
[15:30] <BaitySM[UFO]> also, i bombed waaaay too early
[15:30] == BaitySM[UFO] has changed nick to BaitySM
[15:30] <bjw> her theme speaks true words
[15:30] <bjw> "emotional skyscraper" is exactly what youll go through
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #392 on: August 30, 2009, 05:49:38 AM »
You made it to the final spell card?! Whoa. You realize that this means you've almost become the first western Touhou player to 1cc UFO lunatic, right? Or wait, does Australia count? That's closer to Japan than most of our countries. :V

Also, this describes UFO perfectly:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BossDissonance

It's a Kirby type.

The rage? You have already lost a few hours of your life. :P
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #393 on: August 30, 2009, 05:56:07 AM »
It is at this point that I would like to say that UFO may just be the worst piece of crap ZUN has ever designed.  Seriously.  It's stupider than Source of Rains.  The ENTIRE GAME feels like Source of Rains.  Stupid minuscule dodging at high speed, you can't kill anything, and did I mention the lolwalls?  Because they are FREAKIN' EVERYWHERE.

This has been a post-Stage 3 grind rant by theshim.  We now resume normal programming.

I'd also like to note that the only spell cards I captured were Ichirin's and Kogasa's midboss cards.  And I failed Ichirin's once by not actually being at the bottom of the screen and clipping a bullet, despite pressing...you know...DOWN.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #394 on: August 30, 2009, 06:11:51 AM »
* BaitySM regains composure
You realize that this means you've almost become the first western Touhou player to 1cc UFO lunatic, right? Or wait, does Australia count? That's closer to Japan than most of our countries. :V
Seeing as Australia is full of (pardon any form of racial comment if there is any implied) "White People" (this is the term that was used by my friend) he considered the country (overall) to be Western. However, immigration is starting to increase the Asian population a rather large amount.

However, seeing as I'm of Asian ethnicity (yes, now you know a bit more about me; hooray?) my friend actually thought it weird that I would consider myself more Western that Eastern. Though, that might be because I was born and raised in Australia.

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Boss Dissonanace
:V

Oh come now, UFO isn't bad, save for Syou's 1st Spell Card (lol-claustrophobic reading), 2nd non-spell, Byakuren's 2nd non-spell, S1, 2, and 3. And Nazrin S5. And the pre-boss waves of S5. The exception is Kogasa, but she's way too difficult to take out consistently.

...and a few other things here and there.
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #395 on: August 30, 2009, 07:09:21 AM »
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BossDissonance

It's a Kirby type.
Stage 3 on lunatic is totally Mario type if you ask me. *shudders*
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #396 on: August 30, 2009, 07:12:33 AM »
Nah, that whole stage belongs firmly under That One Level territory.

And yes, I did in fact fall for my own TVtropes trap and have been there for the past 3 hours, thank you for asking. >_>
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #397 on: August 30, 2009, 11:31:38 AM »
Is the game trying to deny me a 1cc or something?

EDIT: 3 times denied in 1 day; I think this would be a good time to stop. I'll 1cc by Tuesday.

Clipped with bombs in stock so many times during Byakuren it's almost like as if they don't want me to clear it  ;_;
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #398 on: August 30, 2009, 02:28:57 PM »
...D: GODDAMNIT.

Still, if I can get that far I can definitely do it. NEW TARGET ACQUIRED. :V
Let's fight.

Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #399 on: August 30, 2009, 04:53:11 PM »
I hate Hina's Bad Luck Sign "Bad Fortune" card. I always seem to get clipdeaths on it. My capture rating for a stage 2 midboss card should be much better than slightly above 50%, dammit.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #400 on: August 30, 2009, 05:02:05 PM »
The stage 2 midboss card on Hard....

I'm like 2/80 on it
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #401 on: August 30, 2009, 05:50:48 PM »
...Having just gone through MoF Stage 4 Lunatic about ten times, I think I'm starting to understand all the Aya hate. <_< I've been having a lot of experiences along the lines of 'Oh hey, it's that easy Aya doughnut attack next, I'll justWHOA HOLY SHIT'. And of course the less said about Peerless Wind God, the better... I'm starting to think that Stage 4 is actually probably the most difficult stage in the game, even including boss fights. :V
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #402 on: August 30, 2009, 06:35:39 PM »
...Having just gone through MoF Stage 4 Lunatic about ten times, I think I'm starting to understand all the Aya hate. <_< I've been having a lot of experiences along the lines of 'Oh hey, it's that easy Aya doughnut attack next, I'll justWHOA HOLY SHIT'. And of course the less said about Peerless Wind God, the better... I'm starting to think that Stage 4 is actually probably the most difficult stage in the game, even including boss fights. :V

Aya on Easy: Easy.

Aya on any other difficulty: COMPLETELY FREAKING BROKEN!!!!

Well, that's assuming she's not easier on Hard and Lunatic than Normal <.<; Which I seriously doubt would be the case. And yeah, Illusionary Dominance/Peerless Wind God is an infinite nightmare...

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #403 on: August 30, 2009, 07:23:49 PM »
Goddamnit, I almost had it that time... timed out Peerless Wind God down to two seconds remaining. I dunno if it's just me, but that card seems almost completely luck based. Sometimes there are openings, more likely there's nothing and you just get screwed over randomly. <_< Bah, I give up for now. Time for some IN.
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #404 on: August 30, 2009, 07:24:47 PM »
I'm starting to think that Stage 4 is actually probably the most difficult stage in the game, even including boss fights. :V
You are starting to think this because it is true.  Stage 4 makes or breaks a 1cc.  It's broken every one of mine.

I really should get back to that.  I mean, I got to Kanako's third noncard, why the crap haven't I 1cc'd it yet?

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #405 on: August 30, 2009, 07:50:42 PM »
Another VoWG game over.

391 million this time.

I lost my 1cc on 5th stage...
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #406 on: August 30, 2009, 08:00:50 PM »
Goddamnit, I almost had it that time... timed out Peerless Wind God down to two seconds remaining. I dunno if it's just me, but that card seems almost completely luck based. Sometimes there are openings, more likely there's nothing and you just get screwed over randomly. <_< Bah, I give up for now. Time for some IN.

Peerless Wind God IS completely luck based. The most even the best players can do is sit in a corner where the bullets density is least and pray they don't get walled.

And the first time I passed stage 4 in MoF was the first time I lunatic 1cc'd. :V
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Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #407 on: August 30, 2009, 09:11:01 PM »
UFO HATES ME. UFO HATES ME. NUE HATES ME.
So, I'm trying to 1cc UFO on hard with Reimu-A (Fuck Sanae, I can't get used to playing as her) and I was actually having some sort of actual run going. I get past stage 3 with 5 lives, thinking that this could be my first 1cc.
Stage 4 goes well and Nue comes along. On every other run I had, I managed to get past Nue without dying or bombing, but this time-she killed me! She killed me, and she only gave me a bomb to compensate it.
Stage 5- The usual, I can't do jack-shit against Shou besides her 2nd spellcard.
Stage 6- I enter with 1 life, 1 bomb and enough star pieces so that 1 red UFO would give me a 1-UP. Boss comes-I have 2 lives and 4 bombs in stock. I DIE ON HER OPENER. WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT? When I reach her final spellcard, I have 1 bomb, and I die without even using it.

NUE. IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU AND MY TWITCHY HANDS, I COULD HAVE 1CC'ED THIS GAME.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #408 on: August 30, 2009, 10:01:38 PM »
ONE SECOND LEFT ON PEERLESS WIND GOD'S TIMER GODDAMNIT AASFHASDSGKJHKD

Huh. I suck at Nitori's first boss non-card.

GODDAMNIT WHAT THE HELL ADHSKLBNASJDL

Failed my 1cc at Kanako's fourth non-card. <_<
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Let's fight.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #409 on: August 31, 2009, 01:45:23 AM »
WHATTHEFUCKNUE
Failed her survival at 3 seconds, then 2 times at 0....that final tic tac toe move is evil.

Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #410 on: August 31, 2009, 01:49:00 AM »
I almost captured Nightmare of Heiankyou.

Then my mom distracts me at 3 seconds and I panicbomb.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #411 on: August 31, 2009, 02:45:13 AM »
Goddamnit, failed the 1cc again. I give up on this for today.
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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #412 on: August 31, 2009, 02:50:24 AM »
I JUST HAD TO BOMB THE GREEN UFO CARD THREE TIMES

WHAT THE HELL NUE

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #413 on: August 31, 2009, 02:55:16 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYyMmA5kPyA
If you can time your death better, let me know :V

Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #414 on: August 31, 2009, 03:53:03 AM »
GODDAMMIT. I can't even get past stage 4 in IN because Mystia keeps haxxing 2-3 lives out of me every time.  I somehow manage to get clipped by her penultimate boss card like every other run.  Seriously, why the hell do I find her so damn hard?

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #415 on: August 31, 2009, 04:04:29 AM »
Ill-Starred Dive is a tricky card, in that it's an early stage card belonging to a not all that notable stage 2 boss, so you brush it off as just making a derp mistake and continuing to underestimate this card. After finally breaking the cycle and throwing it in the spell practice dryer on full cycle (...the hell? >_>), I discovered that if you destroy the familiars on every even wave (since these throw out the red bullets that are difficult to avoid), the card becomes much easier.

As for me, I just played UFO extra for the first time since beating it. I finally captured the Red UFO card (it's honestly not that hard once you know the trick, but it's Fujiyama Volcano level in chain-deathing you if you screw it up even once), made it to her survival card with 2 lives...then lost them both. I swear, first Philosophy's third phase (I've captured that one once ever, fun fact), now this. Not to mention Nue has the gall to not give you ANY power items, forcing you to face her final card handicapped. Thankfully, since it IS a piece of crap, no lives and one bomb at one power was indeed enough to subdue her. Still, this run turned out terribly...
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
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Seian Verian

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #416 on: August 31, 2009, 04:36:57 AM »
...Reached Orin with four lives. It would have been five if I hadn't died a stupid death immediately before her. Anyway... She kills me twice with her first spellcard, and things don't get much better from there.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #417 on: August 31, 2009, 04:40:55 AM »
IMO Orin is one of those bosses who is really really hard until you practice her enough, then she magically becomes somewhat easy. I used to lose all of my lives on her in practice mode but after fighting her enough I've beaten her no deaths. :\

I don't know if this applies for difficulties other than normal though.

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #418 on: August 31, 2009, 05:00:19 AM »
Got to Nue 4/0.  Which is...weird.  Really weird.  I usually get to her 3/4, for some reason.

First clipdeath on the SECOND NONCARD.

Needless to say, it went downhill from there, and while I finally managed to capture Danmaku Chimera, I got to her final card with 2 power and no lives or bombs.  Lasted about 10 seconds.

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Seian Verian

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Re: Touhou RAGE Thread: Part 2
« Reply #419 on: August 31, 2009, 05:46:44 AM »
So, I do incredibly awesome on the first four stages, and reach stage 5 with six lives. Then I get ripped apart. Manage to reach Yuyuko's first nonspell somehow, but I get killed instantly.

Basically, watch stages 5 & 6 of this and be amazed at how quickly an awesome run can get turned into complete infinite fail so quickly... I honestly have no idea how it happened...