the family isn't home

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Smoke his stock

Of crystal meth?  You insane?

Tso is a good person. If I were in his position, likely I'd have little compunction about holding the fact it just takes one urine test to get his ass tossed in jail over his head to keep him in line. And shit like that shouldn't happen between family =[

Oh I don't think I ever told the forums (I know IRC knows) that my brother got a DUI when he was 15, and he didn't have a license either.  He couldn't drive until about 3 months ago.

[Hello Purvis]

Wow. That's impressive.

What a muck.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

How does a drug dealer afford to be cared for by family?

this kid needs lessons.

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How does a drug dealer afford to be cared for by family?

this kid needs lessons.

The kid moved out when he was 18 after he trashed the place here and gave everyone the finger.  Then he went and tore his knee apart being a retard and getting hit by his friend with an ATV.  And then my parents moved him back home after he refused to get a job for a year :|

And I'm the one who's the bad child somehow =_=

[Pesco]

Rain divine justice on his sorry ass.

[Hello Purvis]

Monitor his computer use, see how much gay stuff he looks at, use this data to lure him out of the closet. It'll be the best for everyone. =[

[helvetica]

Great I think he is drunk or stoned... he's talking in his sleep and making other assorted groans and moans ><

I have to share a room with him.  With no doors.  Or walls.  Or any kind of privacy at all.

Purvis: he doesn't keep his computer at home anymore.  He leaves it at his former roommate's place to torrent shit and goes over there to play it.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

And here I thought everyone at least know the basics to drug dealing.

1. move out.
2. talk to the people who really matters.
3. prepare to get thrashed
4. prepare to go to jail
5. deny you ever had a family
6. get used to being edgy
7. seriously, get a fucking gun.

Great I think he is drunk or stoned... he's talking in his sleep and making other assorted groans and moans ><
 
 I have to share a room with him.  With no doors.  Or walls.  Or any kind of privacy at all.
 

Drive a cylindrical object up his ass slowly and softly, take pictures of it.
and paint his butt or face.

(the word 'flesh sponge' must be written on the head.)

[Jana]

RAIN RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION.

Or take couch. I've done it before.

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Jan-san: not sleeping upstairs with a pair of tights on >>;;

At least down here I can hide under a mountain of blankets.

A-F: one drunken confession he told me he swears that drug dealing taught him more than school ever did.  I just rolled my eyes.

[Hello Purvis]

To be fair, drug dealing will teach you a shitload about laissez faire capitalism, black markets, police and state brutality, and game theory.

So if you didn't pay a lick of attention in school... =|

[Jana]

I guess life on the streets can teach things that school ever could (I speak with some experience), but there's a difference between true hardship thrust upon you and hardship brought about by getting into something like drug dealing. Your brother seems to be in the latter category...

Well, if you had something to change into... Or just boxer shorts, if you use them. In any case, I do hope you figure something out. I'd hate to be stuck alone with someone like that for an amount of time.

Cut by Purjew: Yeah, that's what I meant... Sort of.

[Hello Purvis]

It's especially eye-opening to someone who was sheltered and kinda dumb, because it thrusts a whole lotta shit on you at once that middle class living just doesn't have to deal with.

Experience is also a hell of a teacher; sadly the lessons learned improperly from it are hard to forget. =[

[helvetica]

He's shut up now after I turned off my lights and hid under the covers.

Jan-san: I shaved my legs so... yeah I would have to sleep in long pants and it's too hot upstairs to do that.  My room is in the basement where it's like always 60F

Purvis: I guess.. in a "I learned that sharks are dangerous after sticking my arm in its mouth" way.

Thing is... I tend to keep most of this to myself.  I hate emoing about it and I always feel like I'm being an attention whore and annoying people with it.

You guys caught me in a low mood and got to see the RAW UNCENSORED TSO.  I thought having a few days away from the family would cheer me up but it just made me lonely...

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Well, in my case, learning about drug dealing and smut peddling was pretty much a given. You don't simply get involved with people like these if you are not ready.

It is not that you don't learn, in my case, I think I learned there are really some fucked up people who did do this sort of shit with you and for you, just supply them, ask them to rob, steal, fuck shit up and they will.

Wanna know what is funny? All of them wanna be in drug dealing too.
They ended up nowhere.
Game theory, and all that jazz, before that, know that you can use your assets to make them beg on their two knees to give you head. That is how incredible illegal substances and the trading of them are.

I think I pretty much went down that lane with smut peddling. Can you imagine a high school kid peddling smut? Yeah, night markets are filled with douches.

[Zengar Zombolt]

I thought having a few days away from the family would cheer me up but it just made me lonely...

Why lonely? You've got us!

[♛ Apher-Forte]

No problem TSO, when you are lonely, we are here to comfort you.

I am serious.

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One of these days, after everything is all said and done and I have my ways... I wanna come home and scare my dad shitless as a cute girl :V

And then make my sister jealous.  And make my brothers lust for me be left mouths hanging down :V

[Hello Purvis]

Tso I am happy you trust us enough to be honest with us. I can dig on not wanting to seem like you're complaining. But it's okay every once in awhile. It's good to know these things about friends. =]

[♛ Apher-Forte]

By the way how tall and wide are you?

Depending on your answer there could actually be chance of you coming back as a cute girl (with broad shoulders, those can't change unless you crush your collarbones)

[helvetica]

You are not my friends.
You are all just lines of text flowing across tubes filled with internets.
Lines that I control :V

Oh god he's sleep talking again ><

[Cadmas]

Lines of text are good data streams.

Anyways Good luck with that last endeavor you listed.
I don't think I could ever tell my dad that I'm a loli loving fairy boy that wants to wear women's clothing and have things put inside me.

[Hello Purvis]

Bitch I will drive down there and claim to be your boyfriend to your dad if you call me a line of text again >=[

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Don't deny it TSO, you know we are the ONLY FRIENDS you will ever make.

[Zengar Zombolt]

You are not my friends.
You are all just lines of text flowing across tubes filled with internets.
Lines that I control :V

You are mean :[

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A-F: I is 5'6" 195lbs with a 34-36" waist from being a fatty oTL

I don't eat that much it's mostly because I have no will to exercise.  I can't run very well from a gimped left ankle and I am deathly afraid of lifting weights.  I am afraid I'll bulk up and become muscular orz.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

slim down to 27" and we can talk.
plus... you ARE SHORTER than me?! (D'awww)

Oh well, we are almost the same wideness.
I am 5'11" probably around 200

[helvetica]

My 12 year old brother?  He's as tall as me and I can wear his shoes.  I am the midget of the family.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

why am I fallin in love with you?

(D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

[Hello Purvis]

It is like a faerie tale! =3