Ah, Spring, my favorite time of year. When the sun returns triumphant, turning the fields of white once again to green--washing the land in a gentle fragrance like some half-remembered kiss. When, as Lord Tennyson said, a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love. And what better time for love than February? Specifically, that one time-hallowed day where we exalt the objects of our affection, giving ourselves over body and soul, living out an old story that our hearts tell us is new?
I speak, of course, of
Wonder Festival--the Comiket of figures and toys and all that is plastic. As usual, a great showing this winter. You want Nendoroids? We got Nendoroids:
Or maybe you like figmas? Maybe you're the type who likes to play with their toys? Tea parties with Haruhi and Madoka and Billy Herrington? Don't worry, Good Smile Company's got you covered:
Did you like the Madoka movies? Want to be part of Madoka's heaven? Don't make a contract with that Incubator! Just look at this gorgeous figurine every day and feel peace in your heart:
Do you collect Kantais? Awesome. Then you'll want to collect this Yamato for sure:
You like Super Sonico? Cool. Go fast in style with this cute figure:
Want to be killed by babies? Hey, nobody's judging. What happens at WonFes stays at WonFes. But maybe you can take this unique figure home--
But these figures are stupid, you say. Anyone who likes these anime floozies needs to get a real hobby, like Roman history, you say. Well, hold the phone, because have I got the figure for you:
Maybe you're a big man and you don't need no plastic women in your life. Or maybe you'd just prefer to have a hulking giant robot instead of a miniskirted middle school girl guarding your desk at work. Then maybe Kotobukiya's 1/100 EXbein is for you:
How about that Persona 3 Portable? Did you get all the S.Links? Well, now you can... uhh... hmm
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