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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #570 on: April 26, 2014, 04:39:58 AM »
>Friggin' size shenanigans! What is this, Alice in Wonderland?
>...
>Break out! Break out! I DON'T WANT TO KEEP CHANGING SIZES!
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #571 on: April 26, 2014, 05:09:35 AM »
>"Well Mima, lead the way to this negative-Sakuya."
>"Also, could you at least open your palm, if you don't want to shrink? Or let us sit on your shoulder. That works too."
>Let Mima do stuff. Unless it's bad for me. Then no.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #572 on: April 26, 2014, 05:40:07 AM »
>"ACK! AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR!"
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #573 on: April 26, 2014, 06:59:55 AM »
>Look for an alternate exit. I'm just a sax, what would I know about disarming?

Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #574 on: April 26, 2014, 10:17:45 AM »
...O.O
Heck yes!
Emergency button get!
...One use? e.e wont be able to use it to get Rumia off then, oh well.

>"...Okay? if you dont want anything, could you please let go?"
>If she doesnt, just leave her there and focus on magic. Attempt to gain a low level light offensive spell.
> If she harms me in any way, cast the appropriate healing spell.
>Cast libra on her.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #575 on: April 26, 2014, 02:01:23 PM »
For how easy it was to accidentally become a Shinigami, it surely is sticking to me! Well, that's alright for now, I'll go back to that later. I've got other things I could be doing.

>Probably pushing my luck here, but obtain a large, red, double-sided battle-ax in the same way as I obtained the scythe earlier.
>>Not as a bribe this time, but if the RNG decides I am only allowed one such weapon, then immediately scythe the RNG gods, uh nope bad idea exchange the scythe for it if given the choice, as this one is more important.

[6]

You get an ax, and a snarky message attached. "Will cut any bridge in one stroke".

>Friggin' size shenanigans! What is this, Alice in Wonderland?
>...
>Break out! Break out! I DON'T WANT TO KEEP CHANGING SIZES!
>Search inventory for mushrooms that have been bequeathed to me by a smoking caterpillar.

GM kinda loves them, sorry. I'll try to lighten up for you.

[6]

You destroyed the machine, but got a rather large shocking and fell unconscious.

>"Well Mima, lead the way to this negative-Sakuya."
>"Also, could you at least open your palm, if you don't want to shrink? Or let us sit on your shoulder. That works too."
>Let Mima do stuff. Unless it's bad for me. Then no.

[4]

"Her name is Shadow Sakuya. She's more powerful than the normal one that's with your raid team. You really don't seem to realize who you left as a freaking babysitter."
Her tone grows angry.

> Let Mima do stuff, unless it's bad for me.
[6]

"Mwahaha. Why should I. I enjoy this feeling. If I squeeze just a little harder..." her fingers begin to move inward, pushing everyone together. "I can crush you all like bugs!" She laughs evilly, then stops. "I'm just kidding. Scared you, didn't I?" She squeezed more after saying that, laughing more. "Now why would I joke about that! You're such idiots!" She laughed, as a bone snap was heard. Then she stopped. "OK, I'm done. But you better have an explanation of why you left her creator on the ship."

>"ACK! AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR!"

[3]

She stopped, apologizing.

>Look for an alternate exit. I'm just a sax, what would I know about disarming?

[6]

You exited...into Rumia's hand. "Oh~ It worked. Hahah, you ran down the space compression corridor, little SNACK~" She grinned, closing her hand and running.

By the way, the Rumia clone sidequest is open to anyone, except Sock.

...O.O
Heck yes!
Emergency button get!
...One use? e.e wont be able to use it to get Rumia off then, oh well.

>"...Okay? if you dont want anything, could you please let go?"
>If she doesnt, just leave her there and focus on magic. Attempt to gain a low level light offensive spell.
> If she harms me in any way, cast the appropriate healing spell.
>Cast libra on her.


[3]

Nibbles are your response.

<Impossible> You realize there is no offensive White Magic besides Ultima. And I don't know too much about Persona...
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #576 on: April 26, 2014, 02:11:20 PM »
...Why would it need to be based of a game O.o?

Because this is Crossover Edition, and even if it wasn't, I'm not going to the lowest common denominator. For the record, the lowest common denominator is Magic Missile, because as that video infamously said... "I'm attacking the darkness!" I have STANDARDS, damnit.

>Well... if she not doing damage, then whatever.
> Regain control over earth.
>If I get hurt during this, cast the appropriate healing spell.
>Cast libra on the Rumia
« Last Edit: April 26, 2014, 02:18:54 PM by Cybeast710 »

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #577 on: April 26, 2014, 03:04:35 PM »
>"It's fine, it's fine."
>Right so... if we've eaten then... uh... hmm... hey, what about like... a romantic afternoon? Or something? Something less hectic than "Oh hey let's botch up our human hunting attempts" but still done together?
>Also at some point we need to normalize our sizes. While being hugged by a giant Mystia is wonderful and cuddly, I want to avoid another instance of nearly becoming youkai pancake.

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<Impossible> You realize there is no offensive White Magic besides Ultima.

There's Aero. And Holy. And Dia. And probably at least one other I don't know off the top of my head.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #578 on: April 26, 2014, 03:32:59 PM »
> Mkay... With that potential threat gone, take to finding a suitable weapon. Preferably one with a blade somewhere on it.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #579 on: April 26, 2014, 04:10:03 PM »
>"First off, she wasn't actually someone I chose to be in on this at all. She just sort of showed up after that guy did. I could have kicked her out, but I decided to be nice and let her stay. Second, she gives off a vibe of someone in control of themselves. There are plenty in this party that are also capable, but there are also those who are not. I needed someone with enough compassion, or at least who understands orders, to be able to keep watch and not go berserk or get too bored. Third, I'm getting a sick feeling that she's the type who you say 'Just use a small bit of power to do such and such' and would wind up destroying half the continent, and give me an asinine smile and say 'What? That was only a teeny fraction of my power~', whether or not it actually is. A ruler needs things to rule. A desert wasteland an empire does not make."
>"Now, satiate my curiosity. What does it really matter to you what I do? I hired you, she didn't, why do you care? In fact, how do you even know she's on the ship? You were here on the surface long before she showed up."
>Teleport everyone out of her grip and floating in midair, and begin healing magic on anyone who needs it.
>Telepathic message to Sariel and Shikieiki: "You and Sariel/Shikieiki (depending on recipient) are masters of death and the dead. If she acts up, try to talk her down, use force if necessary. I know you can easily outpower an evil spirit."

Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #580 on: April 26, 2014, 04:59:37 PM »
[6]You get an ax, and a snarky message attached. "Will cut any bridge in one stroke".

>Inform the Belmonts that, should they ever see any plumber jumping around in here, to get rid of him immediately. Can't have those types cutting down my bridges.

>>Did this castle come with anything special inside it? Like, a princess, or a crystal, or some other important thing? Gotta know what kind of stuff to expect around here.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #581 on: April 26, 2014, 05:52:51 PM »
>Let's try a spellcard. Maybe it'll hurt enough for Rumia to drop me.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #582 on: April 26, 2014, 07:18:33 PM »
>zzZzzZZz
>[enter dream sequence!]
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #583 on: April 26, 2014, 10:47:40 PM »
...Why would it need to be based of a game O.o?

Because this is Crossover Edition, and even if it wasn't, I'm not going to the lowest common denominator. For the record, the lowest common denominator is Magic Missile, because as that video infamously said... "I'm attacking the darkness!" I have STANDARDS, damnit.

>Well... if she not doing damage, then whatever.
> Regain control over earth.
>If I get hurt during this, cast the appropriate healing spell.
>Cast libra on the Rumia

[6]

You get it back.

[6]

You trace the clone to...a rift?

>"It's fine, it's fine."
>Right so... if we've eaten then... uh... hmm... hey, what about like... a romantic afternoon? Or something? Something less hectic than "Oh hey let's botch up our human hunting attempts" but still done together?
>Also at some point we need to normalize our sizes. While being hugged by a giant Mystia is wonderful and cuddly, I want to avoid another instance of nearly becoming youkai pancake.

There's Aero. And Holy. And Dia. And probably at least one other I don't know off the top of my head.

[5]

Sure!

> Mkay... With that potential threat gone, take to finding a suitable weapon. Preferably one with a blade somewhere on it.

[4]

You find a blade.

>"First off, she wasn't actually someone I chose to be in on this at all. She just sort of showed up after that guy did. I could have kicked her out, but I decided to be nice and let her stay. Second, she gives off a vibe of someone in control of themselves. There are plenty in this party that are also capable, but there are also those who are not. I needed someone with enough compassion, or at least who understands orders, to be able to keep watch and not go berserk or get too bored. Third, I'm getting a sick feeling that she's the type who you say 'Just use a small bit of power to do such and such' and would wind up destroying half the continent, and give me an asinine smile and say 'What? That was only a teeny fraction of my power~', whether or not it actually is. A ruler needs things to rule. A desert wasteland an empire does not make."
>"Now, satiate my curiosity. What does it really matter to you what I do? I hired you, she didn't, why do you care? In fact, how do you even know she's on the ship? You were here on the surface long before she showed up."
>Teleport everyone out of her grip and floating in midair, and begin healing magic on anyone who needs it.
>Telepathic message to Sariel and Shikieiki: "You and Sariel/Shikieiki (depending on recipient) are masters of death and the dead. If she acts up, try to talk her down, use force if necessary. I know you can easily outpower an evil spirit."

[5]

She's happy to talk.

"That Shadow Sakuya is one of her creations. She can manifest anyone's shadow as a more powerful version of that person, and usually evil. She's pretty much the embodiment of darkness. Why is it she's his shadow? Because that is the form he wished he would take as a normal person."

She tosses everyone up into the air, sticking her tongue out to catch anyone who didn't fly.


>Inform the Belmonts that, should they ever see any plumber jumping around in here, to get rid of him immediately. Can't have those types cutting down my bridges.

>>Did this castle come with anything special inside it? Like, a princess, or a crystal, or some other important thing? Gotta know what kind of stuff to expect around here.

Well, there's a red crystal in the back. Probably not important.

>Let's try a spellcard. Maybe it'll hurt enough for Rumia to drop me.

[1] She didn't seem to feel it, continuing to run. "Keep that up and I WILL eat you."

>zzZzzZZz
>[enter dream sequence!]

[2]

You snap awake.

> Jolt out of bed?
> Check Surroundings?
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #584 on: April 26, 2014, 11:07:48 PM »
>Bed?
>Check for bedmates.
>Scream internally
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #585 on: April 26, 2014, 11:12:22 PM »
>Sigh and levitate everyone she threw, whether they make themselves fly or not. Just to be safe. And then begin administering healing magic.
>"That isn't what I asked, but I will let it slide this once. Now, lead the way to this Shadow Sakuya, since you seem to know where this person is. And please, change back to a normal size. We don't need alarms going off everywhere because you can be seen for miles."

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #586 on: April 26, 2014, 11:22:48 PM »
>Hmm... dinner and a show? That might be good, although I wouldn't suppose I'd know any good musici- oh right, the Prismrivers! Let's see if they've got a show going on somewhere!
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #587 on: April 27, 2014, 10:15:05 AM »
Sorry, didn't mean to offend you D: besides, holy is a light magic spell in Final fantasy .
On another note, YES! Everything is coming up millhouse again! :D

>... Attempt to trace the origins of the rift
>Ask the Rumia "where did you come from?"
>accept Rumia clone sidequest

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #588 on: April 27, 2014, 04:11:38 PM »
> Equip the blade. You can enchant it or whatever later.
> With no immediate goal in sight, find the nearest site of another player character.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #589 on: April 28, 2014, 12:45:43 PM »
Sorry I haven't replied in a while, my creativity has been on the fritz, so I don't trust myself to make good results.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #590 on: April 28, 2014, 03:51:27 PM »
Don't worry about it, happens. :D

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #591 on: April 29, 2014, 12:03:35 AM »
>Well, I tried. Accept Rumia sidequest, I guess.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #592 on: May 05, 2014, 11:27:59 AM »
Isn't dead, my creativity is just trying to reboot.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #593 on: May 05, 2014, 12:19:20 PM »
Thanks for the update  :D

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #594 on: May 07, 2014, 03:55:01 AM »
>Bed?
>Check for bedmates.
>Scream internally

[6]

You wake in a comfy bed, Yuuka sitting on your chest, seemingly tiny.

"Oh good, you're awake. We need to talk."

>Sigh and levitate everyone she threw, whether they make themselves fly or not. Just to be safe. And then begin administering healing magic.
>"That isn't what I asked, but I will let it slide this once. Now, lead the way to this Shadow Sakuya, since you seem to know where this person is. And please, change back to a normal size. We don't need alarms going off everywhere because you can be seen for miles."

Levitate [1]

You not only screwed that up, you fell in, too!

"Mmm... you kinda taste nice..."

You're too flabbergasted to make your second action!

>Hmm... dinner and a show? That might be good, although I wouldn't suppose I'd know any good musici- oh right, the Prismrivers! Let's see if they've got a show going on somewhere!

She chuckles. "Well, we have that package of dinner, and we have the Prismrivers. We're set~ Let's go."

[1]

These are ANGRY dice!

Closed. Damn.

Sorry, didn't mean to offend you D: besides, holy is a light magic spell in Final fantasy .
On another note, YES! Everything is coming up millhouse again! :D

>... Attempt to trace the origins of the rift
>Ask the Rumia "where did you come from?"
>accept Rumia clone sidequest

Trace [1]

You botched that attempt.

Rumia [6]

She talks to you.And talks, and talks, and talks. Nothing useful, though.
[3]

Error: This sidequest has already been accepted.

> Equip the blade. You can enchant it or whatever later.
> With no immediate goal in sight, find the nearest site of another player character.

Equip [6]

Equipped. Impossible to unequip now.

Find [6]

You find a crossroads. One road leads to death, one leads to each player. CHOOSE a number from 1 through 9. You may be able to avoid the death crossroad if you think hard enough about the land you are in.

>Well, I tried. Accept Rumia sidequest, I guess.

[Free] Rumia is kind of making you accept it, since you're a little speck in her hand~
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #595 on: May 07, 2014, 04:53:38 AM »
All ones, sixes, and a single three. These freakin' dice.

>Alright, this is a biiiiig no-no. Teleport us out. Everyone. And make sure we're all levitating.
>>[PREVIOUS COMMAND IX-NAYED]
>>"Last chance, Mima. Stand down willingly, or I will force you to comply. And then you can kiss your free will goodbye. This is no game, and I've already been delayed so much as-is. As such, my temper is rapidly becoming short. You'd be doing everyone a favor if you just complied. Please."
>If only I or not everyone is out, actually teleport everyone out. Again, levitate everyone.
>>See above statements for once everyone is teleported and levitating.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #596 on: May 07, 2014, 06:57:05 AM »
>Well, nothing left to do but wait until we get there, I guess.

>Ask Rumia what's going on while we travel.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #597 on: May 07, 2014, 07:10:17 AM »
>"Hmmm... who else plays good music..."
>Search for something for the two of us to do. Come on, it shouldn't be too hard to find... right?
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #598 on: May 07, 2014, 10:29:00 AM »
>"...about what?"
>internal panic. What is going ooon?
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #599 on: May 07, 2014, 04:44:01 PM »
> [Speak] "Oh shit. There's no way this'll work in my favour... Right, let your instincts guide you on this one, man..."

> [Internal Dialogue]
1 - Probably the most travelled path, so I might find someone down that path... (3)
2 - Nothing really feels that amazing about this path... Might make it a good choice just to avoid dying... Again. (4)
3 - What's behind door number 3? Hell if I know. Curiosity killed the cat, so I better stay back from it. (1)
4 - Number of death; don't even try it.
5 - Nothing special about this path, as far as my instincts are telling me. (2)
6 - I get the feeling there'll be a lot of heat down that road... Maybe I should stray away.
7 - It's always 7. Anytime you pick a number between 1 and 10, it's 7. This might be the best path... (6)
8 - Maybe I should sharpen my instincts, because I don't feel anything significant about this path either. (5)
9 - Why do I get the feeling this path'll lead back to that idiot again? I better keep off.

> Take a roll for it. Choose a path based on the bracketed numbers.

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