Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition

[an unmatched sock]

>Wake Lumia up. "Hey hey, no, the library is not a snack. It could still be important, so stop it. No sleep-eating." Make sure the library is firmly anchored in place so it doesn't rise when she does. In her teeth.
>Still awaiting that head count. Is everyone else still sleeping?
>>If so, wake them up. We're late for taking China.
>Sukuna hugs~ because why not, not doing much else at the moment.

[Rei Scarlette]

[2] You have failed.

>Sadface at mirror

Oh, that's right...
>[Recollection] >Do not hold out my hand, receive a legendary scythe, and equip it.
>[1]Your reverse psychology worked wonders.
Uh, yeah, okay. I've definitely learned something in my time as a Shinigami.

>Well, the dice gods have spoken. I guess I'll just not become a Vampire now. Whatever I do, it shouldn't be "become a Vampire". That would be such a terrible event, if that were to happen.

>...turn and look at the mirror, surprised to found out that...! (result based on previous action's success?)

[Cybeast710]

>Wake Lumia up. "Hey hey, no, the library is not a snack. It could still be important, so stop it. No sleep-eating." Make sure the library is firmly anchored in place so it doesn't rise when she does. In her teeth.
>Still awaiting that head count. Is everyone else still sleeping?
>>If so, wake them up. We're late for taking China.
>Sukuna hugs~ because why not, not doing much else at the moment.

[6]
"Mgggh?" She drooled a bit, sitting up. Also, your voice made Cybeast reappear.

Headcount: All awake now.

>Sadface at mirror

Oh, that's right...
>[Recollection] >Do not hold out my hand, receive a legendary scythe, and equip it.
>[1]Your reverse psychology worked wonders.
Uh, yeah, okay. I've definitely learned something in my time as a Shinigami.

>Well, the dice gods have spoken. I guess I'll just not become a Vampire now. Whatever I do, it shouldn't be "become a Vampire". That would be such a terrible event, if that were to happen.

>...turn and look at the mirror, surprised to found out that...! (result based on previous action's success?)

[4]

Seems the dice won't be playing along this time, as still nothing has happened.

[LaserTurtle]

>Metaphorical table-flipping is a free action, right?
>EVASIVE MANEUVERS! GET ON THE TOP OF ITS HEAD!

[an unmatched sock]

>Scan the library for damages. And stuff.
>"Oh hey, you're alive. I figured your little girlfriend was an abyss or something."
>Turn back to everyone. "Alright, now that we've gotten our little nap out of the way, I'll get us all down to the surface. Once I get everyone there and I give the signal, we can begin."
>Begin teleporting everyone to the surface of a remote location in China! Make sure no-one gets away until everyone's there.

[Validon98]

>...Drawing sticks? Okay then, uhh... if paralysis doesn't do it, go in for a more direct kill. I'm pretty sure I picked up some sort of gun earlier, might as well use it.

[solarlight]

No harm no foul!

>Ask if she knows where I can find some throwing stars and a two bladed staff, as well as basic armor.

[Patorikku]

> This whole "being quiet and vulnerable" thing is just not working out for you. Initiate Marty Stu Protocol and magic up a chain-knife that eats away at its victims' psyches!

> Now proceed to figure out how that last event will help you get out of this scenario.

[Blue]

Well, it didn't HAVE to happen...but whatever.

>Ask Rumia what happened while I was out.

[Cybeast710]

>Metaphorical table-flipping is a free action, right?
>EVASIVE MANEUVERS! GET ON THE TOP OF ITS HEAD!

[5]

You scramble atop the head.

>Scan the library for damages. And stuff.
>"Oh hey, you're alive. I figured your little girlfriend was an abyss or something."
>Turn back to everyone. "Alright, now that we've gotten our little nap out of the way, I'll get us all down to the surface. Once I get everyone there and I give the signal, we can begin."
>Begin teleporting everyone to the surface of a remote location in China! Make sure no-one gets away until everyone's there.

[5]

You seamlessly scan things. It's ok.

Spoiler:

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[1]

He can't say anything.

Teleport [3]

...Damnit, Yuyuko, wires are not food! Wait until next turn...

>...Drawing sticks? Okay then, uhh... if paralysis doesn't do it, go in for a more direct kill. I'm pretty sure I picked up some sort of gun earlier, might as well use it.

[2] It jammed. OF COURSE.

[misfire check]

[6] Then it fired, but screwed up, a beam creating a net over all of you, a net which shrunk everyone snared in it.

No harm no foul!

>Ask if she knows where I can find some throwing stars and a two bladed staff, as well as basic armor.

[3]

"Nope. Sorry, can't really help you too much... I got the armor, but that's all I can do for you..."

> This whole "being quiet and vulnerable" thing is just not working out for you. Initiate Marty Stu Protocol and magic up a chain-knife that eats away at its victims' psyches!

> Now proceed to figure out how that last event will help you get out of this scenario.

[2]

It failed.

Well, it didn't HAVE to happen...but whatever.

>Ask Rumia what happened while I was out.

Rumia belched happily. "I ate them! All of them! Food, food, fooooooooooooooooood!" She's certainly chipper.

[Validon98]

>...Really, again? Right, well... Mini on Mystia and myself to get us back to normal.
>Afterwards, capture the now tiny humans. I'll unshrink them later when it's chow time.

[an unmatched sock]

What do those asterisks mean? I'll hold off my commands until that's answered. It seemed to have some sort of importance.

Swearing. a ton of it.

...Alright, but why? Were you hoping it'd mess up or something?

He was eaten how many actions ago? He's pissed.

>Dammit Yuyuko..."If I've told you once, I've told you at least multiple times...wires does not equal pasta. Or any type of food. If they spark, they're not shockingly delicious." Not entirely sure why I used tech teleport instead of magic teleport, but whatever.
>Command Recycle: Begin teleporting everyone to the surface of a remote location in China! Make sure no-one gets away until everyone's there. And that the only ones down are the ones who should be (meaning not the library, Lumia, or the now-mute guy, since the latter two are supposed to be watching the former one).

[Patorikku]

> A not-so-brilliant-but-hey-might-as-well-try-it idea comes to mind: Try using the door in and out of the library and see if it leads back to the rest of the mansion. You never know until you try.

[LaserTurtle]

>Animal empathy taming skill go go go!

[Cybeast710]

>...Really, again? Right, well... Mini on Mystia and myself to get us back to normal.
>Afterwards, capture the now tiny humans. I'll unshrink them later when it's chow time.

[6]

You're now TWICE normal. Oops.

[3]

Couldn't quite catch all of them... one of them was crushed.

What do those asterisks mean? I'll hold off my commands until that's answered. It seemed to have some sort of importance.

Swearing. a ton of it.

...Alright, but why? Were you hoping it'd mess up or something?

He was eaten how many actions ago? He's pissed.

>Dammit Yuyuko..."If I've told you once, I've told you at least multiple times...wires does not equal pasta. Or any type of food. If they spark, they're not shockingly delicious." Not entirely sure why I used tech teleport instead of magic teleport, but whatever.
>Command Recycle: Begin teleporting everyone to the surface of a remote location in China! Make sure no-one gets away until everyone's there. And that the only ones down are the ones who should be (meaning not the library, Lumia, or the now-mute guy, since the latter two are supposed to be watching the former one).

[3]

DAMNIT, YUYUKO!

She went back to the wires again.

Lumia holds up the proton pack. "Want me to use this?"

> A not-so-brilliant-but-hey-might-as-well-try-it idea comes to mind: Try using the door in and out of the library and see if it leads back to the rest of the mansion. You never know until you try.

Lumia's smiling, as if she knows. You really want to walk out on the table?

>Animal empathy taming skill go go go!

[3]

You managed to make it listen. You wound up in its throat during the attempt.

[Patorikku]

> [Speak] "Godforsaken... This girl is making this whole escape plan REALLY difficult..."

> Cast Scan or Libra or whatever on the giant hungry girl. Get some HP stats and weaknesses and such. Playing the offensive on her may be the only way out at this rate.

[an unmatched sock]

>"No, no, I got this. But keep that secure; it looks like it has some sort of value. Only if it doesn't work this time will I let you use it."
>Note the look she gave the library, and try to encase the library in a strong antimagic force shell. "Don't even think of eating it." Also make sure the field's inside is like a large television screen so those inside can see what's going on.
>Once more with the teleportation, adding in some magic to compensate for Yuyuko trying to eat the wires.

[Validon98]

>I am having lots of problems with this whole size thing. Nevertheless, let's head back to Mystia's place so we can work on getting a meal out of these humans. And maybe get everyone's size back to normal.

[LaserTurtle]

>Flip metaphorical tables
>Endeavor to get out of its throat back the way I went in.

[Cybeast710]

> [Speak] "Godforsaken... This girl is making this whole escape plan REALLY difficult..."

> Cast Scan or Libra or whatever on the giant hungry girl. Get some HP stats and weaknesses and such. Playing the offensive on her may be the only way out at this rate.

HP:

Comprehension: [6]

You comprehend her power. A mere mortal was never meant to comprehend that. Suffice it to say that it's gonna take a turn or two to unscramble the glitchy mess your brain and HUD just turned into.

>"No, no, I got this. But keep that secure; it looks like it has some sort of value. Only if it doesn't work this time will I let you use it."
>Note the look she gave the library, and try to encase the library in a strong antimagic force shell. "Don't even think of eating it." Also make sure the field's inside is like a large television screen so those inside can see what's going on.
>Once more with the teleportation, adding in some magic to compensate for Yuyuko trying to eat the wires.

[1] You don't even see her for a second.

[4]

FINALLY, everyone has followed you.

Pack the library neatly and send Cybeast to battle

[5]

The library has been successfully self-contained. No exits are possible at this time. Lumia pocketed the package as Cybeast appeared next to Sock.

>I am having lots of problems with this whole size thing. Nevertheless, let's head back to Mystia's place so we can work on getting a meal out of these humans. And maybe get everyone's size back to normal.

[1]

...Of all the!? There's a weird mist rolling in...you seem to wind up at the start every time! There's some odd rocks in the path.

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. In all seriousness, F*** that section...

>Flip metaphorical tables
>Endeavor to get out of its throat back the way I went in.

[2]

You could have told it to spit you out, but noooooooooooooooo, you had to try to climb out.  Your reward is being swallowed FURTHER!

[an unmatched sock]

>Everyone followed? Good, good...
>"Well ladies, China needs a good breakin', so...have fun. Prisoners are optional. But don't go much further than half. I want something left over for me to rule. From here, we will simply expand our borders..."
>"Despite this not being a meal...bon appetit." Proceed to fly over to the nearest large building, split it apart and freeze it solid while it's collapsing, and let all hell break loose to prove my point. Knowing who I have with me, destruction of half a country shouldn't take long. After all, this is what I recruited everyone for.

Ah, world domination~

>Quick check-in with Mima. Haven't heard much of anything from her in a while...

[Blue]

>"Well, I hope they tasted good, since they sure didn't MAKE anything good."

>Get out of here and bring Rumia along, in case any more random pop groups try to attack.

[LaserTurtle]

>F'GET YOU COMMON SENSE I BET SPIDERS CAN'T EVEN HEAR STUFF IN THEIR THROATS!
>Ask nicely, and continue own efforts.

[Validon98]

>...What the hell? Okay, okay, right, uhh... so we just need to sole some sort of puzzle to get through? Alright then, I'm not completely terrible at these puzzles despite the fact I haven't done too much of these in a while... also I've never played The Phantom Hourglass so this might get tricky unless there's another type of puzzle similar to it I have tried.

[Cybeast710]

>Everyone followed? Good, good...
>"Well ladies, China needs a good breakin', so...have fun. Prisoners are optional. But don't go much further than half. I want something left over for me to rule. From here, we will simply expand our borders..."
>"Despite this not being a meal...bon appetit." Proceed to fly over to the nearest large building, split it apart and freeze it solid while it's collapsing, and let all hell break loose to prove my point. Knowing who I have with me, destruction of half a country shouldn't take long. After all, this is what I recruited everyone for.

Ah, world domination~

>Quick check-in with Mima. Haven't heard much of anything from her in a while...

[6]

They laugh and disperse, Remi draining people, Sakuya shrinking buildings, Yuyuko eating cars, Youmu slicing, Yumemi dicing, Shinki summoning demons, Yuka Sparking... soon, the capital was surrounded by them, the surrounding area in ruins.

Sakuya put her hand into Suika's. Immediately afterwards, she laughed, holding a bottle aloft. Inside was a tiny little city. "Captured~"

>"Well, I hope they tasted good, since they sure didn't MAKE anything good."

>Get out of here and bring Rumia along, in case any more random pop groups try to attack.

[1]

Justin Bieber appeared! 5 Beliebers appeared too!

>F'GET YOU COMMON SENSE I BET SPIDERS CAN'T EVEN HEAR STUFF IN THEIR THROATS!
>Ask nicely, and continue own efforts.

[6]

Yuka yawned as it spit you out, the trajectory such that you landed in her mouth as it closed behind you...

>...What the hell? Okay, okay, right, uhh... so we just need to sole some sort of puzzle to get through? Alright then, I'm not completely terrible at these puzzles despite the fact I haven't done too much of these in a while... also I've never played The Phantom Hourglass so this might get tricky unless there's another type of puzzle similar to it I have tried.

[5]

Seems you successfully navigated the fog...oh f***ing hell, Lost Woods.

[Validon98]

>"...*sigh* I'm sorry this isn't going so well, Mystia. I mean, we caught some people, but it looks like the return trip is far worse than the trip getting here..."
>Meanwhile, let's try to navigate the woods. Somehow. I hate mazes.

[an unmatched sock]

>"Hah ha, well done, everyone! Now, the bottle..."
>Take bottle and look inside. "Well, believe me now~? Surrender what remains of your country to me, and I will let you live. Otherwise..."
>>If they refuse, crush the bottle and light the pieces aflame. "I warned you. Your country is mine either way."
>>If they accept, teleport the bottle back to the palace with a note: 'Lumia, watch this one too. No eating it. Make sure no one leaves.  -Sock'
>Where the capital once stood, magic up a statue in my glorious image, surrounded by smaller statues of my companions. Sukuna gets a larger statue than the others.
>Speaking of her, if she is nearby, hugs.
>"Youmu, Orin, I need a favor. Make sure there is a clear path to connect here and Japan. We'll move on, and you two are the fastest, so you can get back faster when that's done. Alright?"
>Pull up a holographic globe and plan next target...

[solarlight]

>"No problem, thanks for the armor though, that should help."
>Go look for a blacksmith to craft me a naginata and a few throwing stars, if found. Ask.

[Patorikku]

>asdf

> Recovery in progress... Please stand by... Ow...

[Blue]

>"...Goddamnit."

>"Rumia, could you take care of this for me? Please?" Grab nearest thing that can be used for hitting in case she doesn't.