Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition

[Validon98]

>The human himself would be difficult to take down as long as his Pikachu is still alive. So attack him first with Quake. After all, Electric types are weak to Ground!

[Dumanios]

>Hmm...
>Ensure footage doesn't get out.

[an unmatched sock]

>Oh great. Reestablish translator...
 >>If successful, send translated message to China's ruler: "Greetings. You do not know me, and I hardly know of you (thanks to a certain purple punk librarian...), but that's beside the point. I am here to tell you that you are the first to be subjugated to my new world order...by me, directly.  So, I give you one opportunity: surrender without a fight, or resist and force me to burn half of your country. Your choice~."
 >>If unsuccessful, send the above message anyway. It'd be his fault for not knowing English anyway.
>Await reply.
>While waiting, press C-Right.

[Blue]

>I feel bad now that I realize that One Direction gave me a head injury. Play an earrape high note in revenge.

[LaserTurtle]

>Cast plot-summoning spell.

[solarlight]

Ah alright, was curious because you post when I am busy with doing the zzz's

>meh, shit happens. Walk over into a forst and start digging out a cavern there. In The stone, not the soil.

[Cybeast710]

>The human himself would be difficult to take down as long as his Pikachu is still alive. So attack him first with Quake. After all, Electric types are weak to Ground!

[6]

You two fall into a deep fissure...

>You're not necessarily sure whether or not you want to believe her, but since she doesn't seem keen on letting go, search around for... Stuff. Anything you might be able to use later for resurrection, offensive magic, supportive skills, melee combat, anything.

[3]

...Eh, some pleasure reads!

>Hmm...
>Ensure footage doesn't get out.

[6]

You did...

>Oh great. Reestablish translator...
 >>If successful, send translated message to China's ruler: "Greetings. You do not know me, and I hardly know of you (thanks to a certain purple punk librarian...), but that's beside the point. I am here to tell you that you are the first to be subjugated to my new world order...by me, directly.  So, I give you one opportunity: surrender without a fight, or resist and force me to burn half of your country. Your choice~."
 >>If unsuccessful, send the above message anyway. It'd be his fault for not knowing English anyway.
>Await reply.
>While waiting, press C-Right.

[5]

[5]

"PROVE IT." Is all you get back. You wanted that anyway, right?

>I feel bad now that I realize that One Direction gave me a head injury. Play an earrape high note in revenge.

[2]

You're ko'ed.

>Cast plot-summoning spell.

[4]

The plot has been summoned... for you... you must gather the 4 pieces of the Great Computer!

Ah alright, was curious because you post when I am busy with doing the zzz's

>meh, shit happens. Walk over into a forst and start digging out a cavern there. In The stone, not the soil.

[2]

Ah... Damn. Too hard...

[Validon98]

>You know what? I have magic. I can fly. Or try to. So let's do that and get out of here!

[Rei Scarlette]

>Rend the very fabric of space using the legendary scythe, and call forth from the void a grand castle for some crazy adventurers to find. Gotta have some way to pass the time whenever people don't happen to be dying.

>Whether or not that went horribly wrong, I should recount my minions before deciding my next action. Including any who come with the castle.

[Dumanios]

>Now that we're in the outside world, we can get more people for the Awesome Darkness Team.
>Become the ruler's of Japan.

[Patorikku]

>Recall Patchouli's asthma and anemia and use it to your advantage to escape her grasp.
>Keep searching the library for more useful tools. You found a ressurection book and enough info on magic to become a magus, so there must be more for you to use somewhere.

Spoiler:

I cannot believe I wrote amnesia in place of asthma and anemia oh for the love of...

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[an unmatched sock]

"PROVE IT."

>...Wonderful. Evil smiles all around.
>Assemble my fauthful crew (except Mima, she's currently busy elsewhere.) "Well ladies (and that guy in Lumia's pocket), it is finally time to begin capturing the world. However, we have been issued a challenge...heh heh. So, I will be teleporting all of us down, and we shall burn half of China to the ground! No less than half! Any less and he'll think I'm bluffing. Either way, we shall show them that we are a force to be reckoned with!"
>"Oh, prisoners are optional, so those of you who might want them for...other reasons...are free to take whomever you please, as long as you keep an eye on them. I don't want prisoners running amok in here."
>Begin teleportation preparations! Set palace to defensive mode! Tonight, we dine in Hell! I hear there are nice restaurants there, with a good view of Chireiden and the Blazing Fires. (But don't actually teleport yet.)

[LaserTurtle]

>Recruit Yuuka on my grand quest to collect the plot coupons pieces of the great computer

[Cybeast710]

>You know what? I have magic. I can fly. Or try to. So let's do that and get out of here!

[PLOT]

You've wound up in a hidden area... it seems like there's some serious science tech here...

>Rend the very fabric of space using the legendary scythe, and call forth from the void a grand castle for some crazy adventurers to find. Gotta have some way to pass the time whenever people don't happen to be dying.

>Whether or not that went horribly wrong, I should recount my minions before deciding my next action. Including any who come with the castle.

> Castle [1]

You make an inverted castle... which gravity destroys.

>Now that we're in the outside world, we can get more people for the Awesome Darkness Team.
>Become the ruler's of Japan.

[3]

...Mima double-crossed you... no big surprise there... She offers to let you be her assistant.

>Recall Patchouli's asthma and anemia and use it to your advantage to escape her grasp.
>Keep searching the library for more useful tools. You found a resurrection book and enough info on magic to become a magus, so there must be more for you to use somewhere.

Spoiler:

I cannot believe I wrote amnesia in place of asthma and anemia oh for the love of...

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> [4]
You escaped.

> [1]

...She gets you again.

>...Wonderful. Evil smiles all around.
>Assemble my fauthful crew (except Mima, she's currently busy elsewhere.) "Well ladies (and that guy in Lumia's pocket), it is finally time to begin capturing the world. However, we have been issued a challenge...heh heh. So, I will be teleporting all of us down, and we shall burn half of China to the ground! No less than half! Any less and he'll think I'm bluffing. Either way, we shall show them that we are a force to be reckoned with!"
>"Oh, prisoners are optional, so those of you who might want them for...other reasons...are free to take whomever you please, as long as you keep an eye on them. I don't want prisoners running amok in here."
>Begin teleportation preparations! Set palace to defensive mode! Tonight, we dine in Hell! I hear there are nice restaurants there, with a good view of Chireiden and the Blazing Fires. (But don't actually teleport yet.)

Lumia shrugs and just swallows Cybeast. "I'm game!"

[5]

The others break into cheers,

Incoming communication from M1M4.

[1]

Unfortunately, Patchouli seems to be soothing the restless soul and puts everyone ELSE to sleep...

>Recruit Yuuka on my grand quest to collect the plot coupons pieces of the great computer

GM Note: Yeah, they're plot coupons.

[5]

She snaps your stem. "Yeah, you should reincarnate, right?"

You reincarnate as a human again... but keep your power (whatever it is)

[Rei Scarlette]

> Castle [1]
You make an inverted castle... which gravity destroys.

*The Shinigami watches silently as his castle crumbles before his eyes.*
My castle... my inverted castle... why...

>Get to work on tossing those boulders (or chunks of whatever material the castle was made of) back into the void they came from.
>But don't throw away any bodies if it turns out the castle was inhabited. I'll pile those up over there.

[LaserTurtle]

>Arbitrary power determination: Ability to locate plot coupons!
>Divine location of plot coupons

[Validon98]

>See if there's anyone in the vicinity. If there's this much technology, there's bound to be life, right?

[solarlight]

.......

>Grab a bunch of explosives and blow up the ground.

[Patorikku]

>[Speak, perhaps less muffled] Criminy, for a girl with asthma and anemia, you sure do move fast...

>This whole being trapped in Patchouli's grasp thing is getting out of hand... Or in hand, I suppose... Try and telepathically call upon a protagonist to come and save you from whatever you may have gotten yourself into.

>[Protagonist, upon successful communication] Jump into action and begin search for the soul-y twit that got himself captured.

[Dumanios]

>Mima you traitor.
>Consider what we get out of the deal.

[an unmatched sock]

>And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for!
>Except...maybe a quick nap...first...
>No, what?! Wait, the librarian again! Drop a silence orb around the library. Lock the door while I'm at it. Then make sure everyone is fired up and awake.

[Cybeast710]

*The Shinigami watches silently as his castle crumbles before his eyes.*
My castle... my inverted castle... why...

>Get to work on tossing those boulders (or chunks of whatever material the castle was made of) back into the void they came from.
>But don't throw away any bodies if it turns out the castle was inhabited. I'll pile those up over there.

[5]
It flips upright to become a castle again.

>Arbitrary power determination: Ability to locate plot coupons!
>Divine location of plot coupons

[2]

Wow, what a lame power, and it ain't even working right! Too bad... try again?

>See if there's anyone in the vicinity. If there's this much technology, there's bound to be life, right?

[6]

...A weapons trove... this must be one of Yukari's dumping grounds... there's all kinds of stuff here! Shrink rays, portal guns, stuff from science fiction! And best of all... it's deserted. Seems like you can just take whatever.

.......

>Grab a bunch of explosives and blow up the ground.

[3]

You blow about 3 blocks deep.

>[Speak, perhaps less muffled] Criminy, for a girl with asthma and anemia, you sure do move fast...

>This whole being trapped in Patchouli's grasp thing is getting out of hand... Or in hand, I suppose... Try and telepathically call upon a protagonist to come and save you from whatever you may have gotten yourself into.

>[Protagonist, upon successful communication] Jump into action and begin search for the soul-y twit that got himself captured.

[1]

...Seems like you're out of luck.

>Mima you traitor.
>Consider what we get out of the deal.

You get part of Japan, don't get destroyed, and you're under the authority of Mima's literal and figurative "higher up."

>And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for!
>Except...maybe a quick nap...first...
>No, what?! Wait, the librarian again! Drop a silence orb around the library. Lock the door while I'm at it. Then make sure everyone is fired up and awake.

[1]

Sleepy time!

[Dumanios]

>Eh, sure. Go along with Mima.
>After that, take over Russia.

[Validon98]

>Take anything? Right, umm... high-tech sword and sniper rifle. If we're going human hunting, we're rolling out with effective weaponry.
>If Mystia's with me still: "You want anything, Mysty? I could probably find some stuff for your performances~."

[solarlight]

Progress!

>Yay!
>Learn how to control the element of earth.

If conventional means dont do the trick, time to try something else!

[Patorikku]

>Time to come up with an elaborate escape/ressurection plan. But first, ask Patchouli for a glass of water or something. Maybe some spirits would be more fitting, hue hue hue.

[an unmatched sock]

>No...must resist sleep...must wake everyone...not nap time...ugghhhhh...

[LaserTurtle]

>Dangit! Attempt to divine the locations again, but in the meantime just head off in the direction my intuition feels is right.

[Cybeast710]

>Eh, sure. Go along with Mima.
>After that, take over Russia.

[3]

Well, no dice. You didn't lose anyone, though.

>Take anything? Right, umm... high-tech sword and sniper rifle. If we're going human hunting, we're rolling out with effective weaponry.
>If Mystia's with me still: "You want anything, Mysty? I could probably find some stuff for your performances~."

[5]

Mystia tosses a paralysis projectile launcher and a shrink ray at you. "Take these, too!"

Progress!

>Yay!
>Learn how to control the element of earth.

If conventional means dont do the trick, time to try something else!

[5]

"Seismic Kick! EARTH!"

After training under Master Fung, you now can use the Earth element!

>Time to come up with an elaborate escape/ressurection plan. But first, ask Patchouli for a glass of water or something. Maybe some spirits would be more fitting, hue hue hue.

[5]

Patchy just resurrects you.

>No...must resist sleep...must wake everyone...not nap time...ugghhhhh...

[3] You successfully stopped the song. Everyone's still snoring, though.

>Dangit! Attempt to divine the locations again, but in the meantime just head off in the direction my intuition feels is right.

[3]

...Intuition it is!

[Blue]

>Wake up and assess surroundings.