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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #330 on: March 03, 2014, 08:18:13 PM »
>Give her a smile and say, "I'm fine with that." I would be, I'd be too dead really to care what happens to my body.
>In-between cuddles and the usual, there isn't anything major I should be worried about, right? I get the feeling a ship piloted by someone seeking to dominate the world would be kind of noticeable and worrying.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #331 on: March 03, 2014, 08:26:04 PM »
>Cast another seal on the intruder.
 >>If it works, tell Seija "That'll do." Otherwise let her stay and keep upholding the prisoner.
>"So, you tried to board my space palace and wreck it, huh? Do you even know how difficult it was to make this thing? All of the blood, sweat, tears, and magic...well, mostly magic...that went into this? It's not your stomping ground to blow everything up, you know. And now I'm going to have to go and clean up all of your mess. I hope you're happy."
>"Well, since you so graciously decided to find your way directly to me, I will determine your fate in a very fair way: a game of chance. I will roll a six-sided die to determine it.

--On a 1, you will be met with a terrible fate by someone random on this ship. (Since PC98 is here, Yuuka has a chance of being selected.)
--On a 2, you will still be met with a terrible fate, but it will be by someone of your choice. Method is up to the person you choose.
--On a 3, you won't be killed, but you will belong to someone random on this ship forever, with no escaping them. And they get to do whatever they please with you.
--On a 4, same as a 3, but you get to choose who you become a servant to. And either way, you're still under my umbrella of control.
--On a 5, I will simply magically teleport you home, and wipe your memory so you don't remember being here at all. It will be as if none of this ever happened.
--On a 6, I will magically teleport you off of the ship. That can mean back to your home, into the void of space, onto an alien planet in a different dimension...anything. And your memory will still be erased.

Keep in mind that, thanks to your little stunt, you eliminated your only safe passage off of my palace that doesn't require me to do anything about it. I could easily shove you out of an airlock and call it a day. But this way is much more fun."

Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #332 on: March 03, 2014, 10:28:42 PM »
>Hmm...
>Game of Chance. I'll take it.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #333 on: March 03, 2014, 11:26:25 PM »
>Check the timer. How much time do I have left.
>OH SHOOT IS THAT A SHINIGAMI please let it not know anything about my evil revival magics is that illegal just pretend it didn't happen
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #334 on: March 04, 2014, 02:43:52 AM »
>Cast another seal on the intruder.
 >>If it works, tell Seija "That'll do." Otherwise let her stay and keep upholding the prisoner.
>"So, you tried to board my space palace and wreck it, huh? Do you even know how difficult it was to make this thing? All of the blood, sweat, tears, and magic...well, mostly magic...that went into this? It's not your stomping ground to blow everything up, you know. And now I'm going to have to go and clean up all of your mess. I hope you're happy."
>"Well, since you so graciously decided to find your way directly to me, I will determine your fate in a very fair way: a game of chance. I will roll a six-sided die to determine it.

--On a 1, you will be met with a terrible fate by someone random on this ship. (Since PC98 is here, Yuuka has a chance of being selected.)
--On a 2, you will still be met with a terrible fate, but it will be by someone of your choice. Method is up to the person you choose.
--On a 3, you won't be killed, but you will belong to someone random on this ship forever, with no escaping them. And they get to do whatever they please with you.
--On a 4, same as a 3, but you get to choose who you become a servant to. And either way, you're still under my umbrella of control.
--On a 5, I will simply magically teleport you home, and wipe your memory so you don't remember being here at all. It will be as if none of this ever happened.
--On a 6, I will magically teleport you off of the ship. That can mean back to your home, into the void of space, onto an alien planet in a different dimension...anything. And your memory will still be erased.

Keep in mind that, thanks to your little stunt, you eliminated your only safe passage off of my palace that doesn't require me to do anything about it. I could easily shove you out of an airlock and call it a day. But this way is much more fun."

> Seal [6]
Well, that went well.

> Fate [6]
He was teleported off the ship... straight into Rumia's tummy.

"Oh? I feel like I was just eating..." She rubbed it absentmindedly and moved on with her day.

>Check the timer. How much time do I have left.
>OH SHOOT IS THAT A SHINIGAMI please let it not know anything about my evil revival magics is that illegal just pretend it didn't happen

[2]
1 hour

[6]
Yep. But you yourself forgot how to use it!
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #335 on: March 04, 2014, 02:51:26 AM »
>Check the timer. How much time do I have left.
>OH SHOOT IS THAT A SHINIGAMI please let it not know anything about my evil revival magics is that illegal just pretend it didn't happen

[Watching]>I am also curious about that timer, being a Shinigami. So I'll check it out as well, without touching it.
(edit: Ah, it's one hour. GM posted as I was typing.)

[Speaking]>"I'm only here for the possible harvest, not to bring you to an early end, so it's cool. Evil revival magics, eh? Did I just hear something I wasn't supposed to? Well...
[6]Yep. But you yourself forgot how to use it!
According to the higher-ups, that's totally illegal. But considering you forgot how to use it already, I might let that one slide 'cause it sounds totally cool. But unfortunately, I can't interfere with your little ticking time bomb. Yeah, uh, I should stop talking to you, it might distract you from that."


I will wait to make an action for the moment, seeing what happens with this bomb.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #336 on: March 04, 2014, 02:56:48 AM »
>Hmm. Awfully cramped in here. What was I doing before, anyway? I must've been really wasted to end up here.
>How to get out of here... lets try teleporting to Chireiden.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #337 on: March 04, 2014, 03:06:04 AM »
>Well, that worked. No complaints.
>I'm sure everyone's awake by now (especially due to the alarms). Send a quick message to everyone letting them know where to make breakfast, if they don't know.
>Return to the caged one and the strange female. On the way magically fix the rubble caused by that sudden intrusion.
>"So, anyway, negotiations on your...so-called 'nice half''s release. How useful is he? Keep in mind, he will be released, but this depends on whether I wipe his memory involving me and my palace and send him home or if he will work for me. I'm a tyrant, but I'm not heartless."
>Let's magically discover Sukuna's location real quick-like.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #338 on: March 04, 2014, 04:42:51 AM »
>Hmm. Awfully cramped in here. What was I doing before, anyway? I must've been really wasted to end up here.
>How to get out of here... lets try teleporting to Chireiden.

[4 vs 5] ...You attempt to teleport, but it seems her body just doesn't want you leaving that easily.

"Mmm... you stay right there~"

[> Digest [5 vs 6]
Her acids have burned you considerably, weakening you. You may not be able to survive another turn...

[Escape check receives a -1]

>Well, that worked. No complaints.
>I'm sure everyone's awake by now (especially due to the alarms). Send a quick message to everyone letting them know where to make breakfast, if they don't know.
>Return to the caged one and the strange female. On the way magically fix the rubble caused by that sudden intrusion.
>"So, anyway, negotiations on your...so-called 'nice half''s release. How useful is he? Keep in mind, he will be released, but this depends on whether I wipe his memory involving me and my palace and send him home or if he will work for me. I'm a tyrant, but I'm not heartless."
>Let's magically discover Sukuna's location real quick-like.

> Wake [5]
Yeah, they're here.

> Fix [5]
Fixed.

> Useful [?]
"Drop the seal and watch him. If he can break out of that cage, you take him. Agreed? He'll need some behavioral therapy, but I'll provide that."

> Location [2]
Nothing.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #339 on: March 04, 2014, 10:18:25 AM »
>"hey, you're a shinigami. You know things. Does this timer attach to my body or my head?"
>Also leave Wakasagihime as my sole heir in the case of permanent death.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #340 on: March 04, 2014, 10:39:07 AM »
Uh...

>Read Books 2 - The Noveling
>Attain the Black Mage class

>Give her a smile and say, "I'm fine with that." I would be, I'd be too dead really to care what happens to my body.
>In-between cuddles and the usual, there isn't anything major I should be worried about, right? I get the feeling a ship piloted by someone seeking to dominate the world would be kind of noticeable and worrying.

Were Patorikku and I skipped?
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #341 on: March 04, 2014, 11:07:38 AM »
>"ech...it goes against my better judgment, but fine." Drop the seal and let's see if he can break out of the cage.
>Also try to locate Sukuna again. This is turning out to be an eventful morning.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #342 on: March 04, 2014, 03:38:08 PM »
Uh...

Were Patorikku and I skipped?

GM: Patorriku got lost between the two pages, so thanks. You, I have no excuse.

>Read Books 2 - The Noveling
>Attain the Black Mage class

[5]
Books were nice and easy to finish.

[6]
You unfortunately skipped the Black Mage and went straight to Magus.

>Give her a smile and say, "I'm fine with that." I would be, I'd be too dead really to care what happens to my body.
>In-between cuddles and the usual, there isn't anything major I should be worried about, right? I get the feeling a ship piloted by someone seeking to dominate the world would be kind of noticeable and worrying.

[Free]

Not really. The ship's pretty high up, so you don't know it exists.

>"hey, you're a shinigami. You know things. Does this timer attach to my body or my head?"
>Also leave Wakasagihime as my sole heir in the case of permanent death.

[3]
Your attempt at persuasion tickled him enough to say SOMETHING... But is it the truth or a lie?

[Free]
DONE.

>"ech...it goes against my better judgment, but fine." Drop the seal and let's see if he can break out of the cage.
>Also try to locate Sukuna again. This is turning out to be an eventful morning.

> Seal drop [Free]
The seal is removed.

"Behold, the true power he possesses..."

> "You know, I really could go for a hacksaw right now..." [3]
Rusty Hacksaw Acquired.

> "Alright, now for some of that Explosive Gel..." [4]
Explosive Gel acquired.

> Cut a notch in the bars and spray the gel inside! [5]
BOOOM! The bars blew apart!


> Grab him before he gets too far. [2 vs 1]
She misses and he attempts to jump... he lands neatly in her pocket


> Sukuna [1]
AGH, where is she?


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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #343 on: March 04, 2014, 04:00:57 PM »
>Ignorance is bliss, then.
>Granted, I'm slightly bored. Not that I no longer love Mystia, because that's not true. Hmm... propose going on an adventure to wherever together with Mystia. After all, I don't just want to leave her! That'd be crazy!
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #344 on: March 04, 2014, 04:17:59 PM »
>Ignorance is bliss, then.
>Granted, I'm slightly bored. Not that I no longer love Mystia, because that's not true. Hmm... propose going on an adventure to wherever together with Mystia. After all, I don't just want to leave her! That'd be crazy!

[1]

She smiles.

"Maybe tomorrow... right now, I brought some dinner home... and a couple toys..." She chuckles and takes out a mini human.

Options:
> Stop her
> Let her have her fun
> "Mm, looks delicious."
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #345 on: March 04, 2014, 04:26:34 PM »
>Hmm...never did have breakfast..."So, matter conjuration, it seems? Hmm...if he can conjure up a delicious breakfast for me, he can stay. And you as well, by extension...or something."
>Try to locate Sukuna one more time! I am just no good with location magic...

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #346 on: March 04, 2014, 05:09:06 PM »
>Umm... hmm... well... I was considering going youkai in order to not have to necessarily die of old age, but for now I'm still human, so eating said human is out of the question.
>Attempt to convince her just for once to let this human go. If that fails, just let her have her fun.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #347 on: March 04, 2014, 07:40:06 PM »
>"hey, you're a shinigami. You know things. Does this timer attach to my body or my head?"
Oh, that old thing?
[3]Your attempt at persuasion tickled him enough to say SOMETHING... But is it the truth or a lie?

As you know, neither option is very desirable, but it attaches to your body. At least, it probably does. I'm not a bomb expert.

...Oh, I think I see what you're thinking. But hey, uh, do you flying-head types still need a beating heart to live?

Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #348 on: March 04, 2014, 08:26:55 PM »
>Try teleporting again. This time to the bar.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #349 on: March 04, 2014, 11:35:58 PM »
>"Excuse me, I can detach my head from my body with no ill effects. I'm speaking to a person who harvests the souls of the dead. I think we're a little outside of standard biological rules."
>Detach head from body, get out of blast zone! Hope for the best, too. It can't hurt wait no I'll jinx it like that.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #350 on: March 05, 2014, 12:27:05 AM »
I think you missed the last post I made. Just repeating it here.

>Who are these people, anyway? Look at their faces and see if I recognize anyone.

Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #351 on: March 05, 2014, 12:46:35 AM »
>"Excuse me, I can detach my head from my body with no ill effects. I'm speaking to a person who harvests the souls of the dead. I think we're a little outside of standard biological rules."
>Detach head from body, get out of blast zone! Hope for the best, too. It can't hurt wait no I'll jinx it like that.

>Haha, yeah, you have a good point. Well, best of luck to you, I don't intend to stick around the blast zone. Hopefully, you won't be seeing me an hour from now.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #352 on: March 05, 2014, 06:13:43 AM »
>Hmm...never did have breakfast..."So, matter conjuration, it seems? Hmm...if he can conjure up a delicious breakfast for me, he can stay. And you as well, by extension...or something."
>Try to locate Sukuna one more time! I am just no good with location magic...

> She smiles and Cybeast summons some food [1]
Which doesn't really go that well. CURSE YOU TEWI!

> Sukuna [4] Turns out the reason you couldn't find her is that she was IN YOUR POCKET.

>Umm... hmm... well... I was considering going youkai in order to not have to necessarily die of old age, but for now I'm still human, so eating said human is out of the question.
>Attempt to convince her just for once to let this human go. If that fails, just let her have her fun.

> Convince [6]
She decides to let him go... but to prove how much she loves you, she lets him go by tossing him up to you. "Ball's in your court now~!" She cheerily called.

>Try teleporting again. This time to the bar.

[1 - 1]

Nope.

She pats her tummy as you are digested, becoming one with the little ball of darkness and peppiness.

You are now Rumia.

>"Excuse me, I can detach my head from my body with no ill effects. I'm speaking to a person who harvests the souls of the dead. I think we're a little outside of standard biological rules."
>Detach head from body, get out of blast zone! Hope for the best, too. It can't hurt wait no I'll jinx it like that.

[6] You flew your head up so fast it slammed into the palace at high speed. The impact is fatal...

LaserTurtle has died. He must choose something to reincarnate as next turn.

I think you missed the last post I made. Just repeating it here.

>Who are these people, anyway? Look at their faces and see if I recognize anyone.

Eh, should get to know them.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #353 on: March 05, 2014, 06:27:47 AM »
>Bring him back to normal size... although if it overly fails, it might just be better to either put him out of his misery or hope he can find a way to survive as a tiny person.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #354 on: March 05, 2014, 07:08:56 AM »
Eh, should get to know them.
>...Wait, what? I meant to look at the people in the band that kidnapped me for being too popular...or something.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #355 on: March 05, 2014, 01:44:25 PM »
>That's...not breakfast. "Ok, one last shot. Delicious breakfast. Try it. Go." Tap foot impatiently.
>"Huh? Sukuna, what're you doing in my pocket? How'd you even get there without me knowing?"

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #356 on: March 05, 2014, 02:49:31 PM »
>Bring him back to normal size... although if it overly fails, it might just be better to either put him out of his misery or hope he can find a way to survive as a tiny person.

[4]

It works.

>...Wait, what? I meant to look at the people in the band that kidnapped me for being too popular...or something.

The GM would like to apologize then.

The GM would also like to state in advance he is not endorsing violence against any celebrities featured in this game. He does however find it amusing to virtually beat the crap out of them.

Seems like it's ONE DIRECTION, Yeah, they're going one direction alright. DOWN!

>That's...not breakfast. "Ok, one last shot. Delicious breakfast. Try it. Go." Tap foot impatiently.
>"Huh? Sukuna, what're you doing in my pocket? How'd you even get there without me knowing?"

> Attempts to make a delicious breakfast.
> Helps him try to do it

[3 and 2] ...

A bowl of cereal, two hard boiled eggs, and a nicely set table appeared.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #357 on: March 05, 2014, 03:31:56 PM »
Awesome, I've been waiting for breakfast...where's my drink?

>Out of paranoia, double check the breakfast to make sure no funny business is with it. At least the table looks nice.
>If nothing, dig in! So hungry...
>Sukuna still hasn't answered my questions. If she hasn't had breakfast, offer some to her from this.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #358 on: March 05, 2014, 04:22:12 PM »
>Hmm... let's let the man go for noooow... but warn him that if he comes near here again, all bets are off in terms of being taken off the menu.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition
« Reply #359 on: March 05, 2014, 04:41:30 PM »
>but... but... I didn't earn enough points from the defeat of the DARK LORD OF EVILY DOOM for a 1up?
>Dangit. Reincarnate as a hat.
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