Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition

[Dorian White]

>try to respawn at the last checkpoint

[Cybeast710]

>Using newfound rocket punch powers, rocket punch all the traitorous Americans that dare attempt to impeach the President, and subsequently rocket punch all the orphans.

[1]
"Grigori" is dispatched to stop you. Your rocket punch is no match for their psychic abilities, and you are locked away in an underwater isolation cell. The media reviles you and you become as hated as Richard Nixon.

"I'm so happy to be replacing Infinity, who is easily the worst curse to ever befall our fair nation. He spent millions on the destruction of orphanages! The poor children..."

>Ack, one of the few other Touhous I really like! Uhh... nevertheless THE NUE IS THE ONE I AM LOOKING FOR. COVER EARS AND RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.

[3]
You cover your ears, but it doesn't look like she'll be letting you go...

>try to respawn at the last checkpoint

[2]
What checkpoint? You thought there was an autosave?

[Patorikku]

I keep missing the start of these things despite my enjoyment of them.

> Chill with one of the girls for a bit. No need to jump right in the fray.

[an unmatched sock]

>Since the attack worked even though I thought it didn't, launch FOUR bombs at the one who assailed my palace earlier!
>Self status check!
>Return to the party, Sukuna in tow. For reals this time. Any new happenings/reactions?
>...wait, did that girl get Sanae too?

[Kasu]

> Assassinate the new president, pinning the blame on Infinity.

[Validon98]

>Well... I guess priorities are going to have to change because lol night sparrow. Uncover ears and ask politely if we can hang out in a friendly manner. I might not be able to be with my number one waifu, but I can be with one of my other top waifus! Maybe! I hope!

[Raikaria]

> Convince canon Rumia to go look for fish in the Misty Lake.

[Tapsa]

[1]
"Grigori" is dispatched to stop you. Your rocket punch is no match for their psychic abilities, and you are locked away in an underwater isolation cell. The media reviles you and you become as hated as Richard Nixon.

"I'm so happy to be replacing Infinity, who is easily the worst curse to ever befall our fair nation. He spent millions on the destruction of orphanages! The poor children..."

>Something's not right here. True American people would never hire a guy with a distinctly Slavic name for an operation like this, and DEFINITELY not one with evil mind control abilities!

>Purify the hearts and minds of American people with the power of rice and hope they'll come to their senses, realizing the sinister communist plot that has been slowly undermining USA. It may not be too late for them to fight it back! Maybe they'll even acquit Infinity if he hasn't already broken out of his "underwater isolation cell" (which is actually a gulag built inside a biodome simulating Siberian climate, and this biodome is located on a supermassive Russian nuclear submarine currently submerged somewhere under the Barents Sea. We all know the Russian definition of imprisonment!)

[SIRookie]

Who's sitting next to me?

[Dorian White]

You never know if you don't try.^^;

>try to possess my zombi body.

[Cybeast710]

I keep missing the start of these things despite my enjoyment of them.

> Chill with one of the girls for a bit. No need to jump right in the fray.

You're chilling rather nicely with Cirno. And by that I mean she's trying to freeze you.

>Since the attack worked even though I thought it didn't, launch FOUR bombs at the one who assailed my palace earlier!
>Self status check!
>Return to the party, Sukuna in tow. For reals this time. Any new happenings/reactions?
>...wait, did that girl get Sanae too?

> Bomb [5]
Success!
> Self Status Check [4]
All set!
> Return [2]
Aw, really? Some jackass locked the door magically!
> Sanae?
You're not sure about the last one.

> Assassinate the new president, pinning the blame on Infinity.

[1]
You failed! You're caught and held pending trial.

>Well... I guess priorities are going to have to change because lol night sparrow. Uncover ears and ask politely if we can hang out in a friendly manner. I might not be able to be with my number one waifu, but I can be with one of my other top waifus! Maybe! I hope!

[2]
"You want to hang out? Let me sing you a little song first, human..."
She starts to sing a song woven through with magic.
> Resist...
[3]
You seem to fight off the persuasion... but you find yourself shrunken somehow!
"Oh? Resistant, aren't we?"

> Convince canon Rumia to go look for fish in the Misty Lake.

[6]
"C'mon!" She drags you with her as she dashes towards there. What she finds sends her fleeing as Splash Woman appeared!

>Something's not right here. True American people would never hire a guy with a distinctly Slavic name for an operation like this, and DEFINITELY not one with evil mind control abilities!

>Purify the hearts and minds of American people with the power of rice and hope they'll come to their senses, realizing the sinister communist plot that has been slowly undermining USA. It may not be too late for them to fight it back! Maybe they'll even acquit Infinity if he hasn't already broken out of his "underwater isolation cell" (which is actually a gulag built inside a biodome simulating Siberian climate, and this biodome is located on a supermassive Russian nuclear submarine currently submerged somewhere under the Barents Sea. We all know the Russian definition of imprisonment!)

GM Note: I was going for Prison Island, actually.

Slavic? No, he was considered enough of a threat to unleash their secret weapon. This IS Crossover Edition, after all.
As such, this having been a government decision that the people were fully behind, no one believed you.

Who's sitting next to me?

No one, really.

You never know if you don't try.^^;

>try to possess my zombi body.

[1]
How the hell would that even work?

[Validon98]

>"Uh... kinda! Your singing sounds great... though it could do with a little less... uh... magic."
>Try to cast Mini on self. After all, if you cast Mini when you're already in Mini status, you grow back to normal! That's clearly how things work!

[Little Rumia]

>casually closes within arm hug distance to Raikaria for no reason

"Hello there~," speaks the developed adult Rumia, staring directly at his face for no good reason again.

[an unmatched sock]

>Try to magically detect Sanae's location.
>Try to reverse-magic the door seal to find the culprit!
>Unlock that door and open it!
-->If failure, turn to Sukuna. "What now?"

[Dorian White]

...
How the hell would that even work?

I don't know. Thinks work because people believe that they will work not because they know how they actually work.^^;
However, ?

>wait for Death to pick me up.

I somehow got the feeling that the guy will be late.

[SIRookie]

No one, really.

Then why the long wait?
>Attempt to spawn
>Find someone to talk to

[Kasu]

> Deliver heartfelt claim that I was misguided and confused.

[Captain Infinity]

>No prison can hold the former President. Escape using the power of explosions, it's time to get back to work against those orphans again.

[Blue]

>Unfuse and apologize. A lot.

[Rei Scarlette]

[3]

It's mangled. Oops

> Well then fix it with ma--- *interrupted*

>wait for Death to pick me up.

I somehow got the feeling that the guy will be late.

> *poof* ---magic... ? Oh.

> Uh, hey there. I'm the new guy. I accidentally killed Death in an arm-wrestling match. So, you forgot to save recently, and can't go back to the last checkpoint? It happens.

[LaserTurtle]

>Check weapon status. Maybe using Wakasagihime as my weapon wasn't the best idea.
>FINISHING MOVE! COMBO ATTACK!
>Cool pose after victory

[Dorian White]

> Well then fix it with ma--- *interrupted*

> *poof* ---magic... ? Oh.

> Uh, hey there. I'm the new guy. I accidentally killed Death in an arm-wrestling match. So, you forgot to save recently, and can't go back to the last checkpoint? It happens.

Clearly an impostor. You don't even have the ?BLOCK-LETTER-VOICE?!
I'm a wizard and I know my rights. So I wouldn't go with you, unless you can prove that you are indeed Death.

[Cybeast710]

GM Note: Random.org is down again... To another app...

>"Uh... kinda! Your singing sounds great... though it could do with a little less... uh... magic."
>Try to cast Mini on self. After all, if you cast Mini when you're already in Mini status, you grow back to normal! That's clearly how things work!

[3]
You start to cast, but she picks you up in a hand.
"Really? You meant that?"

>casually closes within arm hug distance to Raikaria for no reason

"Hello there~," speaks the developed adult Rumia, staring directly at his facCe for no good reason again.

[3]
You closed the gap easily, but were rather speechless.
Cybeast stirs in your belly. "It's not so bad in here..."

>Try to magically detect Sanae's location.
>Try to reverse-magic the door seal to find the culprit!
>Unlock that door and open it!
-->If failure, turn to Sukuna. "What now?"

> Detect [1]
Your attempts exhausted you. You can't get the door open this turn...
> What now?
"Recharge."

Then why the long wait?
>Attempt to spawn
>Find someone to talk to

[5]
You finally spawn!
[6]
You're surrounded by a lot of talkative people.

> Deliver heartfelt claim that I was misguided and confused.

[2]
They don't buy it, and you're locked up as well.

>Unfuse and apologize. A lot.

[4]
"You are forgiven. NEVER AGAIN..."

>Check weapon status. Maybe using Wakasagihime as my weapon wasn't the best idea.
>FINISHING MOVE! COMBO ATTACK!
>Cool pose after victory

> Status [6]
Wakagasihime is perfectly fine. And pissed.
> Finisher! [2]
You failed the QTE! Now you're open!
> Boss Attack [1]
Luckily, he's off balance.

Clearly an impostor. You don't even have the ?BLOCK-LETTER-VOICE?!
I'm a wizard and I know my rights. So I wouldn't go with you, unless you can prove that you are indeed Death.

[6 vs 3]
Seems like you've hit a DEAD END. The Shinigami soundly defeats you.

[an unmatched sock]

>Uh, recharge, I guess?
>Try that door again! While we're at it, detect who sealed the door so they can be beaten up later.
-->If the door fails to open, look to Sukuna for suggestions.

(Also, after going back and checking, Kasu was the one who bombed my palace. So, some bombs should be incoming to his position soon. Four of them.)

[Rei Scarlette]

(question for the GM: being a Shinigami, do I make decisions regarding other souls if I am at the proper location, or does that job still go to the dice? or do I make the decisions and then those decisions go to the dice? decisions within reason, of course. no "universal soul harvesting time" or anything)

GM Answer: Third one. After all, Celestials are Celestials because they fought off Shinigami.
Edit: Thanks for clearing that up. I think I see how I can work with this just fine. Becoming a Shinigami may have been my best mistake so far.

"Clearly an impostor. You don't even have the “BLOCK-LETTER-VOICE”!
I'm a wizard and I know my rights. So I wouldn't go with you, unless you can prove that you are indeed Death."
-----
[6 vs 3]
Seems like you've hit a DEAD END. The Shinigami soundly defeats you.

Is that proof enough for you? :smug:

But hey, lucky you, you're the wizard who I noticed before, with Iblis and all that. Back then I thought I might ask for assistance with something, but things happened and look at us now. A Shinigami and a zombie wizard.

I might be willing to make you an offer, but I'll have to ask the higher-ups if that sort of thing is alright first...
(Edit) And they have given their answer.

> I may have just defeated you, but I might be willing to let you keep your soul anyways, if you can bring me back whatever was in that Ice Bat Cave. Of course, you're free to decline and stay a soulless zombie if you would like.

> That, or you could challenge me again yourself, policy and stuff. You didn't technically challenge me the first time around, so I guess you've got another shot at that. I'll leave the choice up to you.

(I consider this "leaving it up to the dice". it doesn't restrict the other player's options, because accepting is not required, and success would be based on dice rolls as well)

[Tapsa]

>Oh, Americans didn't even let me roll? Guess it's too late after all.

GM Note: There IS such a thing as an Impossible Action. Although to be honest, I might have just been kinda grumpy (Valentine's day does that to me) and not really been as open minded as I should have been, I'm open to rerolling that if you want, since there is a SLIM chance [You'd be getting a -1 penalty for difficulty, mind you] of it succeeding

>Grant an abundant harvest of rice for everybody in North Korea. Surely, they will appreciate my benevolence?

[Captain Infinity]

>The underwater isolation cell is strong to not let me roll, but still keep attempting to escape.

GM Note: Yeah, I'll fess up, I missed you in that stack back there somehow.

[Blue]

>Let's get back to forming that band.

[Dorian White]

...
Is that proof enough for you? :smug:

But hey, lucky you, you're the wizard who I noticed before, with Iblis and all that. Back then I thought I might ask for assistance with something, but things happened and look at us now. A Shinigami and a zombie wizard.

I might be willing to make you an offer, but I'll have to ask the higher-ups if that sort of thing is alright first...
(Edit) And they have given their answer.

> I may have just defeated you, but I might be willing to let you keep your soul anyways, if you can bring me back whatever was in that Ice Bat Cave. Of course, you're free to decline and stay a soulless zombie if you would like.
...

It's clearly not my day. :sighs:
However, it's not like I have anything better to do right now, so I guess we have a deal. By the way, could you help me into a ... "condition" that would be better suited for that task?

[Validon98]

>Nod head and smile. "I did! It's really beautiful~."
>Note that casting Mini on self would be bad at this point, otherwise Mystia would probably end up with a crushed hand. So let's go with flirting with my waifu!