~Beyond the Border~ > Daiyousei's Cold Storage
That's your Touhouroscope for today
[Y]oukai [J]esus:
TEST YOUR MIGHT
CHOOSE YOUR FATE
BRING THE FIGHT
ELSE THERE WONT BE CAKE
1. Mima
2. Lily White
3. Renko Usami
4. Alice Margatroid
5. Maribel Hearn
6. Rumia
7. Tenshi Hinanawi
8. Sariel
9. Raiko Horikawa
10. Rinnosuke Morichika
Rei Scarlette:
Hard to decide after the first six or so, but let's see...
1) Youmu Konpaku
2) Tokiko*
3) Toyosatomimi no Miko*
4) Fujiwara no Mokou*
5) Byakuren Hijiri*
*actually, these four characters are just about equal to me. However, I can't just list them all as #2
6) Utsuho Reiuji
7) Koishi Komeiji
8) Shou Toramaru
9) Aya Shameimaru
10) Remilia Scarlet
I would fix the 8) thing up there by Shou, but instead I thought it was a funny mistake and it also accurately shous how awesome she is.
Juubi Neion:
Mmkay...
1. Marisa
2. Chen
3. Ran
4. Mokou
5. Orin
6. Yukari
7. Momiji
8. Suwako
9. Okuu
10. Tenshi
Kosachi:
I want in! :D
1.Tenshi
2.Hata no Kokoro
3.Remilia
4.Koishi
5.Satori
6.Ellen
7.Kana
8.Kogasa
9.Miko
10.Yumeko
Reddyne:
OK I seriously just sat down to rest for the first time in 16 hours. Considering how much free time I should have at "work" I'll get around to more tomorrow.
--- Quote from: MaJO on October 17, 2013, 11:49:33 AM ---1. Marisa
2. Reimu
3. Yukari
4. Parsee
5. Remilia
6. Flandre
7. Ran
8. Yuyuko
9. Youmu
10. Hong
--- End quote ---
Future: Your parents will engage in a high-stakes match of Canasta with a guy named Shifty. Your parents may think that he's named that way because of all the cars he owns. Not quite. They lose everything they own including you. You are subsequently sold on the black market to a Chinese man named Rusty. For his infinite generosity of adopting you, teaching you the ways of the ninja, and letting you live in a basement and sleep on and warm, comfy bed of moss, you will pay off the debt you owe him. Using your talents of thievery and your newly discovered ninja skills, you will steal a massive diamond from a woman who is so frumpy that a homeless man from the dark ages who subsists on plague rats wouldn't tap that. The gem is mounted in her hat, which looks like a hapless pile of roadkill had a fling with an M.C. Escher drawing and the resulting spawn caught smallpox. You will swap the gem out and replace it with a framed picture of Tony Danza that looks like it ran afoul of a gang armed with BeDazzlers. Free to go at last, your derring-dos of thievery will be known the world over.
Death: After emerging from an assassination attempt that spans 17 hours, 3 countries, 4 modes of transportation (including donkey), 2 snipers, 20 gunmen, and 10 ninja, you will have an incredible urge to go #1. As you enter the bathroom, you will ignore the wet floor sign, slip, and bash your head on the rim of the bowl. At least you will die a lemony fresh scented death at 56.
Last Words: "...And sometime the can kicks you."
Number: 007
Color: Booger green. Don't try to get some fresh lucky charms right before the big interview, though.