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| Tengukami:
--- Quote from: Reddyne on October 17, 2013, 01:12:43 PM ---Future: With the whole traditional journalism schtick not payin' the bills, you brashly push forward into a brave new world of adventuristic photography, capturing the world's greatest moments on camera. You capture on film the result of what happens when you put a frog in the Large Hadron Collider, the first successful cosmetic appendix transplant, and the Pope getting an atomic wedgie. Your notoriety for sticking your nose into famous places not seen since the whole Janet Jackson incident lands you in some rough adventures, but you manage to pull through via very inventive use of angel dust. Things will come to a head when you find that a top North Korean general has some rather racy-lacy undergarments and he doesn't appreciate you asking for a private photoshoot with him, regardless of the amount of Photoshop you promise to use. You're then imprisoned at a gulag where you remain for several years, finally escaping by flirting with a guard. Death: At 63, your journey leads you to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert. Your desperate need to attract attention gets the best of you, leading you to think that you can one-up Johnny Van Zant during the middle of the concert. While naked. The crowd is unimpressed, and your failed attempt to crowd-surf afterwards goes sour. Last Words: "What the shit? I don't get three steps?" Number: I'm lookin' straight down at .44. Color: Yella --- End quote --- Listen here, mister: I didn't even kiss her. |
| UncertainJakutten:
OK. I have to do this. 1. Rin Kaenbyou 2. Marisa Kirisame 3. Sakuya Iyazoi 4. Yuuka Kazami 5. Patchouli Knowledge 6. Tenshi Hinanawi 7. Ran Yakumo 8. Yuugi Hoshiguma 9. Komachi Onozuka 10. Utsuho Reiuji (This is constructed from memory because I didn't want to go through a whole touhousort again, though I should at some point!) |
| commandercool:
1. Keine 2. Mokou 3. Reimu 4. Yuuka 5. Youmu 6. Patchouli 7. Marisa 8. Yuugi 9. Miko 10. Nitori |
| Delfigamer:
--- Quote from: Reddyne on October 17, 2013, 05:56:55 PM ---Actually, West Virginia is the name of your significant other. She is a duck of a most beautiful plumage. --- End quote --- what |
| aListers:
--- Quote from: Reddyne on October 17, 2013, 05:56:55 PM ---Future: Misunderstood throughout your life, you will isolate yourself from society. But you will not let this go quietly. No. Your genius has been wasted upon fools for decades, and the indignation you've endured has driven you to do great things. Shunning the fools and dullards who have wronged you for so long, you construct a secret base in the frozen tundras of the north, only to reappear at the helm of your magnum opus: A titanic, sentient robot of your own design bearing your likeness. Sitting upon a throne in the monster's head, you swing the robot's arm in an arc across the local forest in a display of power. The robot's arm rends the forest, and the splinters fall in perfect house-shaped piles. The lasers from the robot's eyes pierce the ground, unearthing groundwater that bubbles up, creating rich cropland and a fresh lake with a stream that empties into the ocean. Your devastation causes the homeless to swarm to their new houses and places to work. The shift denies local corrupt bankers and businessmen of their favorite exploitable targets, causing them to refocus on the city's infrastructure and charity. You even set free all the puppies from the local shelter, petting them to get them agitated and forcing them into loving homes. As the citizens bow to you, agape at the terrors you have wrought, the mayor of the city yields, surrendering the key to the city to you. Your thirst for domination satisfied, your robot steals into the night, never to be seen again. Death: You will pass in a maddeningly peaceful way at the age of 93. As your skull fortress is locked away in the colds of the north, you cannot be buried easily in a long-since-frozen ground. Instead, you have your giant robot fling your remains far, far away, like they did with a trebuchet in that episode of Northern Exposure. Last Words: "My best revenge is a massive success!" Number: 4. Bobby Orr. Color: The color of revenge. Spoiler: Pink --- End quote --- Oddly enough I can see myself doing something like that - possibly not the house thing though seeing as I'm a bit of an eco freak. I already live up north and I was planning on how to build a huge robot like that not long ago. |
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