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| Shadoweh:
--- Quote from: Reddyne on December 02, 2013, 07:15:16 PM ---Lots of people with Yuuka at the top! As much as I "understand" Yuuka's appeal, I'll never "get" it. --- End quote --- Look at those pajamas! How can you not love them! They make me sleepy just seeing them! zzzzzzzz |
| Reddyne:
--- Quote from: Chocola on November 07, 2013, 11:42:56 PM ---Here is my list...of dooooom! 1.) Cirno 2.) Remilia Scarlet 3.) Flandre Scarlet 4.) Reimu 5.) Patchouli 6.) Alice 7.) Sakuya 8.) Marisa 9.) Reisen 10.) Wakasagihime --- End quote --- Future: "What a terrible tragedy! Look at this mess. How could you have allowed it to happen? You're telling me that an argument with your television set compelled you to read a 500 year-old tome that prophesized the discovery of a sarcophagus containing change for a buck-fifty, a pile of laundry, and a Cabbage Patch Kid doll. You unearthed the sarcophagus yourself and the Cabbage Patch Kid told you that a great many werewolves would attack your clan if you didn't poison the river in order to prevent them from crossing. You then consulted a traffic light, which told you that mirrors and some prescription drugs contained silver, and you then dumped every last mirror and medicine cabinet in upstate New York into the Hudson River. The cosmic drug cocktail eventually spilled well into the Atlantic ocean stunted the entire fish population of the northeast coast. The mutations gave the fish wings and now school after school of fish have been found fluttering about from Jersey to Newfoundland. A number of pilots had to contend with this and had to make emergency landings as a result. Sure, everyone's OK, but there's been G-20 summits and United Nations meetings in the area. This means that important people have been on these planes. Really important people. Since the airports had so many planes pull emergency landings, all of the presidents, prime ministers, ambassadors, and other delegates have all been using the big inflatable slide to get off of them. This has caused them all to rediscover their childhoods and now they're running about the general assembly room, playing video games, and trying to hook up the old VCR so that they can watch The Brave Little Toaster for the 15th time. All of the developed nations in the world are in turmoil because of what you have set in motion. What do you have to say for yourself?" "Actually that was my Malk OC's fault. Maybe our Twilight 4 Ever LARP guild's current quest got a bit out of hand?" Death: You rule the LARP scene until you're assassinated while LARPing an assassination target. You will have stuck to the LARP scene for waaaaaay too long at that point and seem to have attracted some negative reviews at that point. You are 71. Last Words: "And lo, the Holy Matron prepared a great feast for the king, queen, and merry adventurers of Azkapandomiddleearth, and they did feast upon the Tostito's pizza rolls." Someone's mom made pizza rolls for your guild. Too bad they were poisoned. Number: 19 Color: Chartreuse |
| Reddyne:
Monthly reports done! I think I'll reserve Blue's for something different and have that be the last one. --- Quote from: SIRookie on November 08, 2013, 12:54:31 PM ---1. Yasaka Kanako 2. Fujiwara no Mokou 3. Kazami Yuuka 4. Kurodani Yamame 5. Shameimaru Aya 6. Hong Meiling 7. Mizuhashi Parsee 8. Shiki Eiki 9. Aki Minoriko 10. Reiuji Utsuho Into the abyss --- End quote --- Future: "DAY 1458 (MAYBE) - ATE A ROCK. COULD USE SOME BOOKS." Being trapped inside a huge mountain after a cave-in has... some upsides I guess? For one, you're not getting sunburned very often. There's no noisy neighbors or traffic and you've got all the bats and creepy blind insects you could eat, too! That isn't to say that you asked for this. You just wanted to dispose of your Gran's whoopie pies. You didn't want to be rude and get caught with them in the trash, and you couldn't eat them because she mistook the salt, sugar, and flour for baking soda. You were given hundreds of the things, too. Since you couldn't afford to dump them into the Mariana Trench in a lead-filled 18-wheeler, the cave seemed like the best option until you dumped the baking soda pies onto the same place where someone dumped their aunt's pasta sauce, which was made with the amounts of tomatoes and vinegar reversed. What were they odds?! Regardless, you've been trapped in the same cave for the last several years. Surviving is all you've had time for as you are far, far removed from a world of comfy beds, grocery stores, and indoor plumbing. At long last, an important discovery breathes new hope into your chances for escape. A stroke of luck has guided you to a stash of dynamite abandoned by prospectors more than a century ago, which has given you our first potential means of escape since you gave up on politely asking the rocks to move 15 months ago. Time to blow this popsicle stand. You C-A-R-E-F-U-L-L-Y transport the stash to the highest, farthest corner of the cave's network of tunnels, light the fuse, and run far, far away. As it so happens, the dynamite's new location just so happens to be buried under a magazine for a fort built in WWII. That massive pile of artillery rounds also just so happens to be buried next to a stockpile of Cold War-era nuclear weapons stored in another underground bunker built in the mountain during the 50's at the height of the second Red Scare. Both have been left decaying and forgotten for decades. And you went and lit the fuse blissfully unaware of it all. Needless to say, the resulting blast provides you with a way out of the mountain. However, that statement is fundamentally incorrect because after the explosion there is no mountain to speak of whatsoever. You emerge, and for the first time in 5 years, you see the sun! Oh, the glorious sun! How wonderful it is to see its warm light! Oh look! Curious campers have come by to see what the massive explosion was all about! Wait, why are they screaming? It's not because you haven't shaved or showered in several years, but rather because your pasty ass is so pale that they think you're the product of an unholy union between a ghost and a polar bear. Death: At 73, you are finishing up teaching your last semester as a professor of speleology when you have a stroke. Last Words: "Now let's talk about the dietary benefits and antiseptic properties of guano!" You've spared the rest of your class from a grisly fate. Number: 10. Color: We don't need color where we're goin'! |
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Golden. |
| SIRookie:
I almost spit coffee on my laptop. That was great |
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