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Suikama:
holy shit it just keeps getting better

Shadoweh:
NEKO THE POSTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
GET OUT NOW

Reddyne:
Audit time at work. I'll have more time for these as the week progresses. Thanks for your patience.

--- Quote from: Seppo Hovi on October 22, 2013, 03:59:37 PM ---This looks silly.
1. Youmu
2. Mokou
3. Keine
4. Yamame
5. Akyu
6. Genji
7. Yukari
8. Mystia
9. Iku
10. Sizuha
Honorary mention for Daiyousei.
Based completely on how I find their outfits and personalities (and mostly the former of these two), if I went by gameplay aspects it would've taken too long and some characters would've been an unfair advantage for having simply more material to go with (latter bosses compared to stage one bosses, TD compared to PCB, et cetera).

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GHOST MEMBERS focused on FASHION.

Future: The world of FASHION is a harsh mistress. Time and again, each and every one of your creations is laughed off the runway. It's certainly tougher than what it ostensibly appeared to be. All throughout college and your many failed attempts at creating a wearable work of art have been flushed down the toilet. Be creative and the people will like it, right? Wrong. Judges are fickle. Style even moreso. Or maybe it's because your creations are an unmitigated disaster that's keeping you from your big break. I mean, the blouse and skirt combo made from downy-soft toilet paper with porcelain clogs should've hit off real big with the bathroom-going crowd. That's everyone, right? Fine. Next was the post-apocalypse-themed outfit which consisted of hubcaps, rusted metal plating, and rebar, but people complained that a 120 lb. set of clothes was too heavy. Conceding that some more conventional stuff might be necessary to get the positive attention you need, you muck around with some dull designs just to get your one big break. Finally, you get an invite to an event in Paris and showcase your magnum opus. It took year just to get enough spider silk to make an outfit and several months to make it, especially considering there were still spiders living in it as your model wore it onto the runway. Careful! They bite!

After the fashion show is over, the audience recovers from a collective freak-out and the showroom is covered with a thick layer of Bug Bomb. With your masterpiece considered a flop, you concede defeat. None of your great works have been positively received. However, several members of tonight's audience greet you as you slowly walk out the door for the final time with your head hanging low. They turn out to be part of an underground movement for unorthodox fashions who ask you to join their little club. After all, an independent rising star who's a wild card for the fashion scene would fit right in. They introduce themselves one by one and present their greatest creations: The granola gown goes great with the hungry gal on the go, the solar-powered skirt is great for anyone who needs to charge mobile devices, and the razor wire and taser-based undergarments do particularly well appealing to those worried about self-defense. Satisfied with your new group of friends, you set out to create your most well-received outfit - the mirror dress. It attracts the attention of everyone from those who appreciate the amount of effort and creativity you put into this wearable work of art to narcissistic jerks looking for another chance to take a selfie.

Death: You attempt to develop a fashion around bear fur. It doesn't go well. Spoiler: Your business flops for the final time and you retire poor and disappointed but still live to 79. Things didn't turn out so well for the poor chump who actually went to fetch the bear fur either.
Last Words: "By Prada's beard!"

Number: 183

Color: Chocolate & vanilla twist

Edible:
NNR's is truly, unquestionably a work of art.

NekoNekoRex:
I don't deserve something so beautiful.

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