Things that make you different from most Touhou players

[Menorah Jams, Pham]

I actually have the option of having sex with another human being on a semi-regular basis.   :V

[lmagus]

I've been playing Touhou for nearly 2 months and the reason I'm not better yet is because my wife hates the game and doesn't let me play when I'm home, so I can only play at work when I have some free time

MoF is my favourite game. It was my first as well, and it's the only game which I can reach the final boss in Hard Mode.

I used to listen to PCB and IN's soundtrack on my way to work, but after a while i got really bored with it.

I've broken 3 keyboards out of rage

I had a goal to finish a game on Hard when I reached the 2 months mark, but I doubt it's going to happen

[Cadmas]

my wife hates the game

She's just jealous of Reimu's hot armpits.

[Bias Bus]

6 - If I'm really into a boss fight, I will scream while I'm fighting. (I did this during my fight with Shinki and again when I fought Kanako)
7 - I curse when I play...alot (ex: Fuck! Bitch ass motherfucking Orin with your fucking zombie ass fairies sluts! Fuck you!)
8 - I find Kimeemaru extremely attractive
9 - I hate Marisa with every fiber of my being and would gladly kill her and rape the body if I had the chance.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I turn off the music, and listen to it when I am not playing.
I occassionally apply Salonpas or Bengay to the back of hand (heating rub) to prevent cramps, that leads to alzheimers or something (that effect that makes you tremble)
right about now I am giving myself a deep heat massage for this sore I am feeling.

[Tengukami]

I've been playing Touhou for nearly 2 months and the reason I'm not better yet is because my wife hates the game and doesn't let me play when I'm home, so I can only play at work when I have some free time

My wife is OK with me playing Touhou so long as I use earphones.

[Cadmas]

7 - I curse when I play...alot (ex: Fuck! Bitch ass motherfucking Orin with your fucking zombie ass fairies sluts! Fuck you!)
8 - I find Kimeemaru extremely attractive
9 - I hate Marisa with every fiber of my being and would gladly kill her and rape the body if I had the chance.

You are not so alone when it comes to these 3 from this line of text.

[Tengukami]

Yeah, I thought swearing a lot was in the Touhou manual.

[?q]

Yeah, I thought swearing a lot was in the Touhou manual.

I don't... although I'm slowly starting to consider it each and every time I die to Kogasa or Flying Fantastica. (well, anywhere in the relatively easy Byakuren fight)

[Zengeku]

You let your wives control you too much. If you wanna play a game, you should do so. No matter what it is.

[Tengukami]

You let your wives control you too much. If you wanna play a game, you should do so. No matter what it is.

I do play them; with earphones. The music is more enjoyable that way anyway.

[cleartailcat]

I have never played anything but Lunatic Mode. I have never beaten Lunatic Mode.

[Tengukami]

I admire your determination.

[?q]

You let your wives control you too much. If you wanna play a game, you should do so. No matter what it is.

I do play them; with earphones. The music is more enjoyable that way anyway.

I agree with this.
Being able to hear the bass line to something like the MoF Stage 3 theme makes a huge difference.

Unfortunately all the earphones I own barely work for one ear.  Unless I'm half-deaf and don't know it...

[BoLaD]

You let your wives control you too much. If you wanna play a game, you should do so. No matter what it is.

I do play them; with earphones. The music is more enjoyable that way anyway.

I agree with this.
Being able to hear the bass line to something like the MoF Stage 3 theme makes a huge difference.

Unfortunately all the earphones I own barely work for one ear.  Unless I'm half-deaf and don't know it...

Are your headphones the ones that Apple give you or around that quality? Because those break very easily.
Anyway:
 I have never saved a touhou image or remix on my computer. If I want to listen to my music, I just go to youtube.

The instant I die due to stupidity, I immediately look towards the person that's watching me... even when no one's there.

[Avist Torch]

* I don't think Heian Alien is a frankentheme.  I DO think Native Faith is a frankentheme. 
* I don't find Parsee to be especially difficult for a Stage 2 boss. 
* I DO find Chen to be especially difficult for a Stage 2 boss (especially on Hard and up). 
* I don't find EoSD Stage 4 to be especially difficult, boss or stage (even on Hard). 
* My favorite Touhou theme PERIOD is The Capital City of Flowers in the Sky.

[P♂ zeal]

*I apparently make "noises like I'm actually getting hurt"[as my friend puts it] every time I die in all the touhou games.

[Sodium]

* I don't find Parsee to be especially difficult for a Stage 2 boss. 
* I DO find Chen to be especially difficult for a Stage 2 boss (especially on Hard and up). 

Those two are universally agreed. >_>

[cleartailcat]

when i'm on my last life, i turn (more) suicidal and try to kill myself by running into the boss during a very dense pattern.

[TannerB]

I adore the artwork
I'm not too fond of UN Owen Was Her
I actually like the PC-98 Touhou games
I didn't like Shoot the Bullet that much

[lifewaste1618]

1)I play touhou only every month, and i play about half hour.
2)I stay enslaved to touhou even when i don't play the actual game much.
3)NO DATA.
4)I don't think that ZUN's minds are made of fishcakes.

[Slaves]

4)I don't think that ZUN's minds are made of fishcakes.

who thinks this?

if anything, ZUN's mind is made of LOVELY

[BoLaD]

18: I do not use Sanae in UFO.
19: I do not use stage practice.
20: I do not use spell practice. I've done it once, but I never seem to get the same results in an actual run.

[JoonK]

I listen to rap music Please don't judge me But none of that autotuned bs on the radio
I find Sanae is a much easier Stage 5 boss than Reisen, Normal mode at least
I hate the non-stage 6 PCB characters. Never liked the Prismsriver Sisters, hated their song, the stage all around depressed me.
I used to play with a Xbox controller, but now I clipdeath like crazy with anything other than my $12 Kensingon keyboard.
I enjoy Reimu's utter disregard for anyone's feelings. It's a refreshing change of pace from most vidya game protagonists. Sanae's innocent youkai genocide is also cute.

[bjw]

1) I am eating a Klondike bar at this exact moment.
2) I really like MoF and SA. I've probably played those two far more than EoSD, PCB, IN, PoFV, and StB combined. Perhaps I like MoF and SA the most out of the Touhou games? I don't know.
3) It's taking me a while to think of things to write.
4) I've actually clicked the [more] button next to the smilies we can use in posts. How many of you knew that :yukkuri: was available?
5) At this moment, I have just finished that aforementioned Klondike bar.
6) I'm a nice guy. Even if I'm not a fan of a character, I stay positive. With that said, I really dislike the whole "X is a whore/slut" crap in the fanbase.
7) I am also a hypocrite. I have said that "X is a whore/slut" before.
8.) When I first learned of Touhou through a friend, he introduced me to the Touhou wiki. This was supposed to allow me to get a good feel of what I was getting myself into. Overwhelmed, I ended up not doing anything related to Touhou for another month or so, up until I finally decided to give PCB a shot.
9) I only ever played Easy and Normal to get 1ccs on them. Anytime I played touhou, it was Lunatic Practice stages. This was true a day into Touhou, this is true a year after. I pretty much entirely skipped Hard mode. This is true across all games.
10) I rage easily. Ragequits are rare. Very bad mix. I can go through hours of torture, and all for nothing. I always think "I'm really mad right now, so my game will be a bit off and I'll play worse... but... if I quit now, then there's no way I'll be able to do it because, well, durr, I won't be playing." At which point, no amount of lower lip biting and cursing can save me from the trap I've placed myself in.
11) I'm perfectly fine with Touhou "going mainstream," whether that be an official anime or whatever. I really couldn't care less.
12) Touhou really isn't that great. I have no idea why I've invested so many hours into it. I guess the fanon influenced some replay value, e.g. "haha oh wow that doujin was cute, heh, guess I should go play PCB now."
13) I'm starting to feel that some of this list strays from the topic, and rather, has me simply talking about "bjw facts."
14) Most people in this thread don't get to a 14th thing.

[Yukkuri]

I like Yukkuris.

[Slaves]

I like Yukkuris.

lots of us do :[

including me

[Cadmas]

I like Yukkuris as well. They say things.

Hmm lets see, My room isn't covered with animu and touhou stuff.

[Nine West]

Hmm lets see, My room isn't covered with animu and touhou stuff.

I have no anime-or-Touhou-related items in my room at all. Wait, more like I don't have my own room...

[Bias Bus]

Hmm lets see, My room isn't covered with animu and touhou stuff.

Same here. Never had the money to buy any of that junk anyway.