Cookie Clicker: We're getting distracted by Madoka Clicker now

[Serela]

the bonus is 5% per 10,000,000,000,000 (10 trillion/billion, depending where you're from)
So you'd be looking at 1000% extra.

Actually, I tried resetting and it gave me 45 heavenly chips; 225% bonus

And yeah Kingault, I think he nerfed it slightly. It's still crazy good, though. Also yeah I surpassed 1b CpS last night at midnight :D

And, there's now a chain of like 7 more general cookie income upgrades though. They're pretty strong, though, so it works out. You definitely want to get Get Lucky before any of them, though, it's vastly superior.

[trancehime]

The formula for calculating your total heavenly chips is as follows.

square root of the amount of your baked cookies in all time / 1 trillion

[Serela]

The formula for calculating your total heavenly chips is as follows.

square root of the amount of your baked cookies in all time / 1 trillion

Divided by 1 million*

I thought that sounded weird, and then I got a negative exponent in the a calculator, so I checked the wiki. The wiki also said the easiest way to see is "Square root of amount of trillions of cookies you've made". So, if you've made 1.6 quadrillion cookies (1,600,000,000,000,000) then you do the square root of 1,600, which is 40.

Since it is based of total Cookies baked, you can sell all your buildings, buy more with the refunded cookies and continue this process until you are bankrupt for additional chips.

Ooooooo. The only issue with this is the "reset with 1 quadrillion cookies" shadow achievement, which does indeed require a quadrillion cookies to actually be in your bank >_>; At this point making that many wouldn't take too long, but it's still a lot. I've only made almost 3 quadrillion so far; granted, literally like 5 days ago I had half that. Get Lucky makes a massive difference. Especially when I have a day off work.

Almost 1.4b CpS, bought all the new upgrades again. No I don't obsessively monitor the game; I actually don't pay it much attention at all. It's like a 2x2 inch window at the top right of my monitor most of the time, and I shrunk my browser window to have a little slice at the right instead of being fullscreen. I click a golden cookie whenever I notice one in the corner of my eye, and bam.

[trancehime]

Is it worth bankrupting yourself of cookies to purchase the Get Lucky upgrade? I'd guess it pays itself off in due time but I still want to make sure.

[Serela]

Is it worth bankrupting yourself of cookies to purchase the Get Lucky upgrade? I'd guess it pays itself off in due time but I still want to make sure.

You want to have about 10t left so that you're not hurting your ability to get good Golden Cookie boosts; but otherwise, yes, it is ridiculously worth it.

They also buffed Click Frenzies, by the by, so do remember to actually click the cookie as much as you can if you get one. I can get like 50t off a Click Frenzy.

[O4rfish]

Strategy for cooking clickies. In order to cook more clickies. What has this world come to?
(only got 3 heavenly chips)

[Think Komachi with a Rifle]

Anyone not worked out the ratios you're supposed to build in?

Spoiler:

price of cursor= price of grandma
price of grandma= price of portal
# of farms=# of factories=#of mines # of shipments=# of alchemy labs=# of portals (stop at like 50 for each until you have the portals)

I suppose = # time machines (I'm only building them on clicking a golden cookie).

Only build when the 10% of current cookies golden cookie is capped (after getting to 50 of everything stage).
That's when cookies= 18000*cps
OR
 when it will go over that during the 7x boost

[Jq1790]

Over 1 trillion on-hand.  Do I get:
-Causality Enforcer(Final Time Machine upgrade)
or
-Arcane Sugar(+5% production multiplier)
?

[Think Komachi with a Rifle]

Over 1 trillion on-hand.  Do I get:
-Causality Enforcer(Final Time Machine upgrade)
or
-Arcane Sugar(+5% production multiplier)
?

wait  for the full chain cookie (6,666,666,666,666), then get both.
Do not let your cookies drop below a trillion as it stops you getting the full chains.

Causality is the more valuable (well over half your cps is from time machines), and advancing the grandmapocolypse  will hurt you (due to more red cookies).

[Jq1790]

Not gonna count on cookie chains, since the 3 times I've gotten them, I've only gotten the guaranteed 5 cookies out of them.  10% chance of not getting the next cookie?  Yeah, no, unless I'm to believe I've really had a 1/1000 event happen to me.

EDIT: OF course to make me look like a fool I get the highest then-possible amount, getting to the 666,666,666,666 cookie.  Oh well, not like it was a BAD thing to have happen, and now I'm gonna get one of those +15%s sitting there once I have enough again...

EDIT2:  First full cookie chain.  Kitten Engineers, you're nearly mine!

[O4rfish]

Nobody's commented on the update yet. Chips nerfed from 5% to 2%. More kittens. More types of cookies. Other things. AND

a new tier of buildings: Antimatter condensers!

[Arcorann]

Orteil doesn't know what a geometric progression is. (He's really following an arithmetic progression i.e. the nth heavenly chip requires n trillion extra baked).

[O4rfish]

When they gave 5%, it was using square numbers, but now that it's 2% it uses triangular numbers.

[Serela]

Oh yeah I made a thread about cookie clicker I forgot

There's also now a cookie clicker forum and a Cookie Clicker IRC, but apart from maybe their regular movie stream nights it's not like you're really missing out on anything. (I've never checked out the IRC, though)

Man. Orteil said dungeons were still gonna be awhile so I finally reset, and then he comes out with a new building that night! Arglebargle. Well, at least I'll be able to obtain the upgrades in a fairly normal manner instead of just all at once immediately?

There's also a dungeon preview on tumblr http://orteil42.tumblr.com/post/61142292486

[trancehime]

Frenzy *7 in effect;

After a reset 25 hours ago. Game active for 20 hours.

[Validon98]

I am so behind on this. I have about 3.1 million CPS, and currently about 1.6 billion in the bank (increasing by the second, obviously). Just a question: When would it be worth it to reset, and what bonus do you get from resetting?

[Jq1790]

I am so behind on this. I have about 3.1 million CPS, and currently about 1.6 billion in the bank (increasing by the second, obviously). Just a question: When would it be worth it to reset, and what bonus do you get from resetting?

Can't say when it'd be good to reset, but as for the bonus, you gain "Heavenly Chips" based on your total cookie baked which act as +2% CPS multipliers.  I believe you get them at 1 tril, 2 tril, 4 tril, etc, but I'm not sure since I haven't looked too much at it.  Trying to get my (used to be) last two achievements, though now I might very well continue just because there's more to do.

[O4rfish]

For Resetti/Recette, the game looks at cookies baked all time. One trillion cookies will get you one chip. It goes up by triangular numbers: 3 trillion, 6 trillion, 10 trillion, 15 trillion et cetera. Each chip adds 2% to your base multiplier, like the cookie flavors, and then gets multiplied by kittens and golden cookie effects. There are four milky achievements for resetting, and you can get all four by resetting with a quadrillion cookies.

[Third Eye Lem]

>clicks on the dungeons link

So they're going for a rougelike sort of thing, I like that. I wonder if it'll be like something out of Destop Dungeons, or Dungeon Crawl. Either way, I am excite!

[Keegster2]

So, which is better: Kitten Engineers at 300% Milk, or a +15% Cookie Upgrade at 765,176,563.0 Cps?

[Serela]

Kittens are really, really powerful.

38.6b CpS and starting to plateau. Man, the 100th Antimatter Condenser will be around 4 quadrillion cookies; but, I made 15q today I suppose, and this morning I had maybe a fourth the CpS I do now, so I guess it'll probably only take a day or two to get there; I'm already at 91, so... heh, then it's a matter of deciding when it's time to reset.

Deciding when to reset is awkward.

[trancehime]

So, which is better: Kitten Engineers at 300% Milk, or a +15% Cookie Upgrade at 765,176,563.0 Cps?

Kittens in general you really want to prioritize, getting Kitten Overseers (after Engineers) literally multiplies your cps by about 2.1.

Deciding when to reset is awkward.

Last time I reset when my heavenly chips hit 69, but then the update came and it became 97 :V

[N-Forza]

so is this Kaguya Table but with cookies?

also: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=38555288

[Jq1790]

Of course there's a Touhou pic already.

A nice Yukarin to bake more cookies

[Serela]

so is this Kaguya Table but with cookies?

Fancier, with some more player interactivity/thought process, and it's being steadily updated

Also dungeons are coming soon which might be pretty cool!

Kaguya Table was still good times, though... for a few days. It's been weeks of cookies and I don't wanna stop aaaa (updates do a lot to help longevity though I guess)

edit:rofllllll http://orteil42.tumblr.com/post/61390109104/aussiemediahunter-how-does-this-make-you-feel

[O4rfish]

Aww, she looks so happy.

[trancehime]

https://twitter.com/abegen21/status/379573906509549568/photo/1/large

cookie clicker has been defeated

[O4rfish]

Sure it's easy to cheat your way to a high number of cookies. Alternatively, just bake 100 billion cookies and "You can stop now."

[akj]

Oh god I tried this instead of working on my academic paper and I can't stop whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[Arcorann]

GDI nono, you just had to make a spellcard out of Cookie Clicker. 30-minute quality, apparently.

And yes, Orteil is aware of this.