>With Regret in party, search for your ultimate armor!
1+1: You only find white rarity armor which is worse than your default armor, also known as VENDOR TRASH.
> Get revived because of technicalities in the paperwork.
4: The paperwork is all fine 'mam.
>Agree to become Death's protector in exchange for regaining my life.
2: "I don't need protection." Death says stubbornly.
>300Turtle-1: Equip EXP. Share! I'll make a conglomerate mess of video game references out of this game yet!
>400Turtle: Sell Team Captain and use the money to buy a Minishark. Invest any leftover money into the stock market.
300Turtle: 5: You equip the EXP Share. The game is already a conglomorate mess of references already, however. Still, you made it messier. Take a +1 just for rolling a 5 <_<
2: No-one will buy the hat!
>Procure 2d6 steamships.
2: You procure 0d6 steamships
> Make Hanzo K. my shikigami. Then start worshiping the spirit of the Balrog.
1: Hanzo.K makes you his Shikigami.
Oh? Trying to make a hermit into a shikigami are ye? Y'got guts for that. I do need a vessel for the revival of my old Shikigami after all~
>Let's use Raitaki as a vessel for the Balrog's resurrection! After all, it served me quite well for the short while it was around, so one good turn deserves another.
1: Apparently being in a Shikigami relationship means you can't just sacrifice Raitaki, since some of your own self is in him.
>Fill Catgirl Heaven with Catgirls (feel free to use those 1000 dead ones from earlier), enjoy the afterlife.
6: Those were Kittengirls, so they were in Kittengirl Heaven. Regardless, you break the laws of the dead, and revive yourself, alongside the 1,000 Kittengirls, who spontaneously age into Catgirls.
NNR [And the catgirls] are alive!>Right, you're going to have to be more careful with your life from now on. Which probably means kill anything that looks dangerous before it looks at you funny. Summon a Demacian Eagle to mark up said opponents every round or so!
1: There is no Eagle. Valor is currently sulking over how the GM of this game calls Quinn's R the 'Suicide Button'.
"So many players back on their feet! It's like they hired Count Luthor Von Drakenborg's personal apothecary."
"Apothecary? But Bob, aren't vampires undead?"
"What? No! Don't be ridiculous. The undead are Khemri, Nurgle, Necromantic and Undead. We vampires are alive, just like you ogres."
4: "Well Jim, it's totally understandable. Vampires regenerate most of their injuries, and they never seem to call on the medics for the Thralls."
>People should die when they are killed (by me). Rectify this horrid mistake and set fire to everything that Sourtori is and loves.
2: You have no matches or other fire-causing implements.
>I should go find where I parked the Quibley
3: You find the Quibley... if only you could remember where you put those darn keys.
>Enough fooling around. Deny the concept of death completely
1+1: You cannot deny the concept of something that has already occurred to you.
>Quadruple the planet's size.
1: You make the planet a quarter of it's size.
> Go on a journey to find things to combat the incoming boss.
1: Nothing can stop it! NOOOOOTHING! Because the solution is MOAR DAKKA, but this thing has ENOUGH DAKKA, and there's no such thing as ENOUGH DAKKA, so that must mean it has ALL THE DAKKA.
Prediction: Next Boss is Great Thing or Storm Causer.
>Spawn Options.
6: You spawn options. Because even if the next boss isn't from Gradius you wanna be the most iconic of the genre!
> Turn up the heat
2: You are not Captain Flynt.
>Go out and drop the bass.
6: You drop the bass. ALL THE BASS. The bass is so strong, it could have unintended consequences!
THE BASS HAS BEEN DROPPED! WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN! For the next 2 rounds, at the end, a dice will be rolled, and 1~3 is bad, 4~6 is good!> Kilga: Unveil the next boss as The Moon from Majora's Mask.
> Yamame: Enlist the help of fellow earth spiders to upgrade defenses.
2: The moon, as much as it would like to be the next boss, declines.
1:Yeah, about the rest of my kind... they kicked me out for being too human.
Bah, judges and their restrictions of playing cards to live people. Why can't zombies play cards too, HUH?
> Use Dark Calling to merge my dead self from the graveyard with the incoming sea monster boss in Raikaria's hand.
3: The incoming Space-Sea monster is not in my hand. It is in the FINAL BOSS'. However, your attempted merger reveals a hint about the final boss.
~The FINAL BOSS is someone you should know~
> Check up on the local museum about this "Anti-Mage" character that it supposedly was. It's where he would belong anyways.
6: You find an exhibit on DotA 1. He really does belong in a museum. You also find out that a lot of his abilities work on mana loss. You wonder if you could get one of those Ionian ninjas to handle him, or maybe Lee Sin. He can't burn what dosen't have mana!
>Continue to confuse Raikaria.
3: Ah-ha, how would this confuse me!
>Harness the power of Death itself.
2: Eiki shows up, baps you over the head with her Rod, and vanishes.
>Become deckhand of a steamship.
1: WHAT STEAMSHIP?!
>Cast Eye for an Eye.
3: Dormio resists karma!
>Bond with Nuffle (as in spend time with and etc)
So since I still don't get it (:V)What was the action?
4: One does not simply bond with Nuffle. Especially not on a mere 4.
>post in this thread
4: Well what do you know.
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Turns until the Space-Sea thing comes: 5!
Modifiers:
300Turtle: +1
Wounded:
Dead:
Flandrdj Scarlet
The Balrog
Keegster2
Validon98
Captain Infinity
Shadoweh
Unfortunate
2nd Life:
PX
Regret
Raitaki [You were on both dead and here, so admin error lets you live!]
Kasu
Yamane
Kilgamayan
ZengaRin
Purvis
Sourtori
Patorikku
Labuto
NNR
Perma-Dead:
Pesco
Uncertain Jakutten
Hero999
An Unmatched Sock
Other:
Nuffle: 5/6 Counters
Me: Apologetic for delays
Space-Sea thing: Wondering why his target is 1/4 of the size it was before.
Death: Recovered, 6+ for most revival cases again.
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DROP THE BASS!
2: The bass dropping made a loud clang! Any Rolls to dodge made next turn will have a -1 modifier!
