>Tornado Hero
Also, I'll be there all days this year Bob
5: Uh, I guess you want to throw a Tornado at Hero999? Well, he can't really die, so let's have a:
ROLL TO INTERRUPT [4+, you stop Hero999's proxy attack]3: Nope, he powers through.
>Whatever. I'll just set Yamame's corpse on fire instead. It's the most reasonable compromise.
6-1=5: You set Yamame's corpse on fire. Not that it matters much, but it makes you feel better. [+1]
>300Turtle: Seriously injured, right? FINISH THE JOB
>400Turtle: Erm. If 300 kills it, than does a time paradox happen? After all, I attacked it with a steamroller already... Either way, attack it if possible! (MY SUPER-PREPARED-NESS SHALL PROTECT ME)
300: 4 - You attack the Slender:
Slender rolls a 4 to dodge, and evades
400: 4: MORE STEAMROLLERS
2: This time, Slendy is crushed beneath the steamroller.
Turtle is no longer stalked!>Proxydom is not required. Wreaking havoc from The Deadbook will suffice.
>Set Yoshino on double fire.
You have to become a proxy to do anything from the deadbook. That said, since you seem to be staying loyal, you'll revive if the people win.
>Make Hina and Letty the main characters for touhou 15.
5: Hina and Letty become the main characters for Touhou 15. Of course, this means the Extra and Phantasm bosses, so they can show their true awesomeness.
Cool, have to hit you up on Saturday then.
>Form alliance with Slenderman.
3: There is no alliance. Only Slender.
Ponder on the meaning of death and try to transcend it.
5: Apparently you are almost as good at pondering as the Balrog.
Almost.
[+1]
>Decide to be different by switching to a white suit with matching fedora, and doing the Creep when no-one's watching. If they see me, HEAT VISION. WITHOUT EYES. AT THEIR FACE.
2: You are a proxy. You are what Slender says you are. Besides, Proxies look nothing like Slender anyway. They look like disfigured, murdered you.
Spend some time being dead to become enlightened in the way of the catgirl.
4: You attain enlightenment in the ways of the catgirl. Of course, this dosen't being you back to the mortal plain.
>Play soccer with Death (or the local equivalent) to come back to life while chanting the number 13 (that's probably not the 13% action, but it might work?).
1: Death is a sore loser.
Roll to Dodge!6: Uh....
2:
DEATH IS SERIOUSLY INJURED![ -For the next two turns, revival rolls will succeed on a 4+. [NB: Killing Death will send every dead player to the deadbook, since there is no-one to look after the dead. DON'T DO IT.]>Craaaap. Respawn via body made of chainsurfboards.
4: With death pre-occupied, you slip through back into life on a 4!
Zengarin is ALIVE!
ZENGARIN FEELS A CHILL...> ... Oh dear. Barrier-bait Slendy into the tower. He can blink all he wants, he's still melee.
4: Slender gets baited into the tower
Slender must RtD!5: He activates an Ohmwrecker. Apparently Anti-Mage can use LoL items now too. The fun ends here guys!
>MAN THE FLAMING HARPOON GUNS(fired by catapaults)(launched from a boat)
5: Target sighted... and every location he could teleport too... [-1 for Slendy]
RTD: 1-1=0: Slender gets impailed by flaming harpoons, and dies!
Momijibot is no longer stalked!
Nuffle adds a 5th counter...> become the conductor of the poop train
3: You promptly get attacked by a Siren. You can't help but think 'The last two words out of my mouth would have been 'Poop Train'.
4: However, you evade the Siren's attacks.
>Teach Slendy how to dance.
2+1=3: Slender cares not for dance lessons, but he is amused enough that he doesn't take advantage of them to murder you.
>Get infuriatingly vauge hints from Yukari on that 13% action. Attempt to discern their meaning.
6: Yukari tells you outright. "It's the EIGHT PAGES. It's a reference to the game. 13*8 = 104."
Aw... We get a -1 if we're still being stalked? Dammit.
> Throw a bucket of blood onto the Slender fragment to mark it for death.
4-1=3: You throw a bucket of blood on Slendy, but accomplish nothing else. You need a Fan'O'War to mark people for death, silly!
> I liiiive!
> Unfortunately, I'm but a lowly Banshee now. But still, even THAT has its benefits. Let out a Banshee's Howl, and announce to all nearby sentients that their scourge has arrived!
> Slap Raikaria a few times until he can really decide where I belong and stop putting me in the wrong category.
5: You let out a Banshee howl, which hurts Slendy's ears so much he leaves. Slendy does have ears. Right?
Raitaki is no longer stalked!>You have neither become a hero nor have you lived long enough to see yourself become a villain. Defy the laws of nature to fix this!
And try shifting your Ironfoam Blade to...Uh, okay, your lightling element to... borp the slendy fragment while you're at it, if it's still there to... borp with your... lightling.
1: You can't do that. You're dead.
Oh man, joined together in death.
> Kilga: Petition some other netherworld deities to resurrect Yamame.
> Yamame: Petition some other nettherworld deities to resurrect Kilga.
Kilga:
1: Your pestering makes Eiki jealous. It seems she wants your affections...
Yamame:
6: You pester Eiki to revive Kilga. She gets annoyed enough that she revives both of you, on the condition that if you die again, he's hers.
Kilga and Yamame are both ALLLLIVE!> STOMP ON FRAGMENTS ATTEMPTING TO STALK DORMIO. NO ONE MAY KILL DORMIO BUT ME!
Also I've never played Slenderman, all I know about him is people like to play that game with scarecams and look like idiots
1: Slender does not approve. And guess what happened to Captain when he tried to touch Slender...
No RTD. Insta-dead.
Shadoweh is DEAAAAD![On a side note, I've never played Slender, or watched the idiots with scarecams. Blame Team Four Star and 'Vegeta makes
Krillin play'.]
> With the great powers granted to me earlier by Dan Brown, I construct a conspiracy that strikes at every fragment simultaneously.
6: Well... uh... yeah. You rolled a 6 for this. I guess it has to work. Every fragment gets obliterated by sudden awareness of conspiracy theories about them. Slendy works best when everyone ISN'T aware of him.
ALL SLENDER FRAGMENTS POOF!
SLENDER HP: 0%
SLENDER IS DEFEATED
ALL PROXIES DIE/RETURN TO THE DEADBOOK.
PURVIS IS ALIVE [AGAIN]>Fine then, guess Nuffle can wait a bit. Defend self using a big mirror. It gave me bad luck, maybe it'll be worse for the Slenderman if he attacks and breaks it.
2: Well, you're lucky Slender went poof.
>Hurricane PX
You do not exist anymore.
>Head butt the fragment into the ocean!
6: You manage to headbutt the fragment into the ocean before it poofs. It made you feel good. [+1]
>Let's see if Slendy has Triskaidekaphobia.
"We have just been informed by Volunteer Assistant Ref Iku Nagae that the invisible Star Player is Number Thirteen, Slender Man."
"Which team is he on?"
"Heck if I know, Jim. So, while we wait for the cameras to be repaired, let's inform our viewers of some facts about the number thirteen!"
"There are thirteen coaches described in Hiney Slivor's book, 'Greatest of All Time,' sold at all disreputable outlets."
"If you line up all the people on the pitch with Slender in the middle, he would be the thirteenth from either end."
"My teammate Oscar Bruteforce was once able to throw thirteen snotlings in one play!"
"How did that work?"
"The first one dropped the ball before flying and hitting the ref, knocking him out cold. Oscar called for a replacement, and repeated his throwing attempt twelve times before landing one in the endzone with the ball."
"Why didn't the other players stop him?"
"They tried, but where do you think the other eleven snotlings landed?"
1: Good thing there's no more Slender! Nuffle didn't look kindly on that one!
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Slender is defeated!
Countdown to the 2nd boss: 7 turns
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Status:
Modifiers:
Labuto [+1]
Wounded:
Sourtori [1]
Dead:
Flandrdj Scarlet
NNR
Labuto
The Balrog
Keegster2
Validon98
Patorikku
Captain Infinity
Shadoweh
2nd Life:
PX
Regret
Raitaki [You were on both dead and here, so admin error lets you live!]
Kasu
Yamane
Kilgamayan
ZengaRin
Purvis
Perma-Dead:
Pesco
Uncertain Jakutten
Hero999
An Unmatched Sock
Other:
Nuffle: 5/6 Counters
Me: Annoyed his boss got zapped and too lazy to RtD every Slender fragment
Slenderman: Gone back to his own game
THE FINAL BOSS: Waking up his 2nd in command.
