Day 8: A day of not a lot
>Take on the title of Super Player and try to use its powers to figure out the chill.
2: You take on the title of Super Player! However, you are too busy being accosted by fangirls for this title that you cannot asertain the nature of the chill. The squees are so frustrating you get a -1 to your next roll until you can shoo them away.
>I hate spiders. Every spider should just burn in a fire. And my new form should be used to realize that ultimatum. Therefore, I will set Yamame alight.
3: You attempt to set Yamane alight.
Yamane must Roll to dodge!3: She manages to extinguish the flames quickly with webbing, but is a little stung. [-1]
> Punch the space-time continuum in frustration.
6-1=5: You punch Space-Time.... that's good stress relief. [+1]
Space-Time must roll to dodge!4: It withstands the punch. Good thing, if it rolled a 1 it would be gameover.
>Looks like there's not enough time to scrounge around for eyewear. Try and find a weapon or some magic books or something.
2: You find a weapon. Under your knee. You broke it while looking for it. It was a magic wand.
>Design Skill: Unlimited Chainsurfboard Works.
5+2=7:
Your Reality Marble exceeds Unlimited Blade Works in size, since it is focused on one item. Your power also exceeds any other... and Unlimited Chainsurfboard Works becomes seperate from you. It engulfs the world. Everything is Unlimited Chainsurfboards.
Nuffle adds a counter. [2/6]
>Become the wind Miko
2: You become the only wind Miko. This makes Sanae angry, and she attacks you.
PX must roll to dodge!4: Sanae's accuracy has apparently fell now she's not a miko.
> Put my pain into your soul
1: You put my pain into your soul. FELL THE PAIN OF LOST BLOODBOWL, LOL AND DOTA GAMES!
theshim must Roll to dodge!4: Apparently you can withstand my summer-NEET wangust.
> Make it rain dragons with jetpacks.
4: WHAT THE FUUUUU-
> Transcend reality.
5: You transcend reality. You become an existence outside of reality. You see me and Nuffle.
>PresentTurtle: Prepare for as much as possible
>FutureTurtle: Pull PresentTurtle and his steamroller into the future with you! It's the only way to avoid the dreaded PLOT!
PresentTurtle: 6: You become Bert Gummer. You have seen Tremors, right? If not, well, a doll of him is the picture for this trope:
Crazy SurvivalistFuture: 6: You pull PresentTurtle into the future. A bit too far. You slingshot him into 400 years from his time, instead of 300.
PresentTurtle is now called 400Turtle
FutureTurtle is now 300Turtle
I DO NOT YET BEAR THE MARK OF PERMA-DEATH! I MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SITUATION!
>STOP TRYING TO POSSESS AND START THINKING AGAIN!!! I MUST NOT GIVE UP!!!
6: Oh, thanks for pointing that out.
An Unmatched Sock is Perma-Dead. For real.>Throw closest player at Smash Ball/Labuto
5: You throw Labuto at the ground, after all, he *is* the cloest player.
Labuto must Roll to dodge!1: Labuto is burst open and
dies!Phelgreth can use a Final Smash! The effects of this are secret! Must be used within the next 2 turns or it fades.> Use the gold gained from ulting top to buy a Last Whisper
6: You buy a Black Cleaver instead. It gives CDR, and you're Blue Ezreal, after all. It must work! Right?
>The other guy has undefined powers, therefore he has powers of the undefined. Undefine something, preferably your bad luck.
5-1=4~: Besides the fact that the one with the powers of the undefined is a girl, Nue, it works.
Juubi is no longer cursed!>Zombies eat brains. Evil ass ghosts bite hearts. Logically speaking, an opera wraith would devour voices! Go devour....Shadoweh's voice, say the dice!
@ Bolded: Wat.
6: You steal everyone's voice. And hearing.
> Kilga: Dump a bucket of water on Dormio.
> Yamame: Call in Kisume for assistance!
5: You dump a bucket of water on Dormio.
Dormio must roll to not smoulder out!4: The water evaporates.
6: You call in Kisume AND Parsee.
>Develop a cure for rap.
5: You find the Dubstep Gun, fully loaded with Wubs.
> Pah, I missed. Oh well.
> Watch the minimalp intently, pinging for Hanzo and Hater to stay out of danger!
4: You ping wildly, towards the unidentified enemy champion incoming.
>Use a spellcard.
5: You use a rip-off of Peerless Wind God. The short spellcard lets you keep some energy in reserve, and the survival aspect makes you not get hurt! [+1]
>Get a nice ice-cold glass of pink lemonade.
1: You get a red-hot glass of hot chocolate.
B-b-but dungeon dice monsters were THE FUTURE!
> Activate Future Fusion to ready the Five-Headed Dragon for the upcoming apocalypse.
5: You summon the Five-Headed Dragon, and it gives you such a confidence boost! [+1]
"Jim, I have realized a disturbing trend."
"I know what you're going to say Bob. I just didn't want to say it out loud."
"Well, it's disgraceful! Most of the injuries and deaths are ... are self-inflicted!"
"Yep. The sport just isn't what it used to be."
"Not to mention"
"Yep. No touchdowns."
"I can't even tell if any yards have been gained on the plays!"
6: Just on demand, people start to score touchdowns, and upon the bloodbowl pitch, non-self-inflicted injuries start to happen. This is shaping up to beone of the greatest matches ever.
>Well, there's only one thing left to do! Get my hands on a pair of Potara Earrings!
Kitten-Balrog-Shikigami
>Ponder the chaos that's occurring.
1: You learn the Fusion Dance.
5: You ponder. You actually get somewhere with your pondering for once, and get a +1 for happy.
> Notice I have only 5 Pok?mon.
> "A wild SHINY Chibi Nazrin appears!"
> Catch her!
5: You catch a Shiny Chibi Nazrin. [+1]
Harness the power of the extra life to become half human, half ghost, and half cat.
3: Three halves isn't doable.
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Modifiers:
Kasu: +1
Regret: +1
Shadoweh: +1
Keegster: +1
Kitten-Balrog: +1
Yamane: -1
Phlegeth: Can use a Final Smash [2]
Unfortunate: Can only be targeted by a 6 due to being outside of reality.
Bonus Characters:
Turtle: 300turtle, normal self is 400turtle
Kliga: Yamane, Yamane's actions count Kisume and Parsee
Hanzo.K: Kitten Balrog
Injured:
Shadoweh: 1
Dead:
Flandrdj Scarlet
Kasu
NNR
Raitaki
Labuto
2nd Life:
Purvis
PX
Regret
Raitaki
Perma-Dead:
Pesco
Uncertain Jakutten
Hero999
An Unmatched Sock
Other:
Yamame: Minor burns [-1], called allies
Balrog-Kitten: Pondering [+1]
Nuffle: Now on 2/6 counters
Me: Watching
approach
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Normal dice are back in effect
Day 9 begins
Everyone feels a slight chill. Something is coming. It will arrive at the end of Turn 10. This arrival cannot be prevented, as this thing[these things] have the abilty: PLOT ARMOR, however, feel free to prepare, or try and find out what it is, or whatever.
