Day the 7th: NUFFLE'S PERSONAL DICE
>Controlling ice wasn't cool enough anyway. Since I clearly set myself on fire to harness the power of fire, resurrect as an anthropomorphic phoenix.
6 - With a mighty screech and a flash of fire, you are reborn!
DORMIO....IS.... ALIVE!>Re-recruit the dead souls of the 1000 kittengirls to enact vengeance on the living.
4: Nothing happens. You cannot find their souls. Did the Wubs destroy them, or are they just not here?
> Revive through the initiation of Ragnarok.
2: Ragnarok strikes you. Being dead, you don't die. [-1]
>Be the other guy.
5-1=4: You are the other guy. But luck is bound to you.
>Challenge the Super Player to a game of soccer. To the death.
5: You challenge the Super Player to a game to Blood-Soccer. You win. He dies.
Roll to Dodge is back, and I never heard!? BLASPHEMY!
>In the middle of another grassy field, huh? Something about a right drubbing comes to mind before a bunch of colour, but... Just try and find some eye-glasses for your crappy sight.
3: It's not easy finding glasses when you can't see.
>Try to possess the Flareon remotely. Because why waste effort wrestling with consciousness manually. Plus, fire fire burny burny :3
1: Your attempt to possess something just spreads your mind too thin, and you stop thinking.
An Unmatched Sock is Perma-Dead!> strip the flesh
2: You strip some of your flesh by accident, and then proceed to salt the wound. It hurts. [-1]
>PresentTurtle: THIS +1 COUNTER GUARANTEES SUCCESS! Establish communications with FutureTurtle
>FutureTurtle: Use transformer-steamroller to destroy the BUST OF EINSTEIN and re-enable time travel
3+1=4: You established communications. Somehow. They are not that stable.
2: Your steamroller attacks the Bust, but, it comes to life with the power of NERD RAGE. The steamroller destroys the BUST OF EINSTEIN, but the steamroller looks at you, before exploding from the fight.
>Proceed to fire a Trueshot Barrage
2+1=3: You fire a Trueshot Barrage to clear toplane.
> Oh wait wrong game
> Remember that I'm actually Karthus, and Requiem ALL the things while the passive rolls!
> Proof I'm still on passive and not really dead:
5: You press R. Anyone who rolls a 1 after this event today will have to roll to dodge.
Then you fall over dead.
Hm, that failed. Oh well, back to the drawing board!
>Let's just go hide out somewhere with the new Shikigami.
Kitten-Balrog-Shikigami
> Remember EVERYTHING.
Hanzo: 4 - You hide in the cave you are already in. It's kinda not easy to find.
Balrog: 2: The Balrog cannot remember how to remember!
> Empower Yamame to join the game with her own independent actions and rolls.
5:
Yamane joined the game!She's not really independent, however. She's under your command. I'm too lazy to make her independent, and even then, she wouldn't be. She'd just be my proxy.
Profesora Google' gives me no hits for Gio Comprendeo =[
>Practice tenor. On....the dice say: Hanzo!
3: You practice your Tenor. It's average.
>Lie around and wait for a Smash Ball to come near my person
3: A Smash Ball floats somewhat near.
> Set the world in Sudden Death.
3: Nuffle says no.
> "What? At least he doesn't know Heat Wave!"
> Notice a Smash Ball and break it.
2: You do not notice a Smash Ball
>MUWAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! DIE THE DEATH OF DEADS WITH DOOM! BAHAHAHAHA!
2: No-one dies today. At least, not by your hand.
Wait, if I have a half life, does that mean that I'm not alive or dead, or do I just need to get more life shards?
>DO THE WINDY THING
Also, it may be a good idea to take note of the other 3.5 lives I have after this one.
2: The exchange rate of Cat lifes to human lives is 3.5:1. 3.5 cat lives left means you're on your last one.
As for the Windy Thing, you do it but sprain your ankle. [-1]
>Abuse loophole in contract to grant me another life
4: Sorry, you needed a 5+.
> Escape the forum.
1: You seal all the exits, and magically chain yourself to the forum. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
A red laser appears above you, mixed with Raitaki's laughter3: You have enough HP to survive Requiem.
>Join the game as the previously mentioned Smash Ball and dodge his attempts to break me.
4: You are now a Smash Ball. You have nothing to dodge.
> Test the Chainsurfboard on an unwilling tree.
1: The tree is particually unwilling, and grabs it, and chainsurfboards you!
Zenga must Roll to dodge!5: You evade the Chainsurfboard and snatch it back. [+1] However, you notice a red line...
REQUIEM 5+1=6: You activate Hourglass to avoid Requiem. Unfortunately, Raitaki is already dead, so you cannot counter. So I'll just give you a
+2 to next roll.> God damn card games. Try turning Dark Sage into a Dungeon Dice Monster instead.
1: "KEEP THAT ARC AWAY FROM MY DICE!" Nuffle screams in terror, as a red line appears above Shadoweh...
Shadoweh must roll to dodge!2: Shadoweh is reduced to 1 HP by Requiem.
Shadoweh is Critically Injured!>Guilt? Time to purge my emotions, they'd only get in the way especially since I'm injured.
3: You purge your emotions. However, you're not sure if they were in the way or not.
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Modifiers:
Kasu: -1
Regret: -1
Zenga: +2
Juubi Neion: Perma -1, except on 6's
Bonus Characters:
Turtle: Futureturtle
Kliga: Yamane
Hanzo.K: Kitten Balrog
Injured:
Shadoweh: 2
Dead:
Flandrdj Scarlet
Kasu
An Unmatched Sock
NNR
Raitaki
2nd Life:
Purvis
PX
Regret
Raitaki
Perma-Dead:
Pesco
Uncertain Jakutten
Hero999
Other:
Yamame: Now under control of Kliga
Balrog-Kitten: Forgot how to remember stuff now
Nuffle: Baby-talking his dice. He seems to be murmuring about how he won't let 'That Duke near you'.
Me: Watching Nuffle with confusion.
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Block Dice rules are in effect for 1 more turn. They managed to not change *too* much this time, but who knows?
Sourtori's wounds healed.
Day 8 begins
Everyone feels a slight chill. Something is coming. It will arrive at the end of Turn 10. This arrival cannot be prevented, as this thing[these things] have the abilty: PLOT ARMOR, however, feel free to prepare, or try and find out what it is, or whatever.
