Author Topic: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [THE FUN ENDS HERE]  (Read 137408 times)

Captain Infinity

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D6]
« Reply #180 on: June 18, 2013, 12:57:44 AM »
>Kill orphans. They attacked me first.

Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D6]
« Reply #181 on: June 18, 2013, 01:18:28 AM »
>Surf.

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D6]
« Reply #182 on: June 18, 2013, 01:28:43 AM »
>Lick wounds and heal.
Kilga is this right; like is this person seriously the player, and it's not some alias or something that's designed to be deliberately obfuscating? NekoNekoRex. Who the hell is that :C   ~Poya Aaaa (Serela), Bunny Must Die Mafia

Raitaki

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D6]
« Reply #183 on: June 18, 2013, 02:39:41 AM »
> For the mighty leaders of the Necropolis, death is but an instrument!
> Return from death, more powerful and malevolent than ever as a Lich Master!
[08:23 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki on a scale of 1 to 10 your current mafia game play is annoying as fuck
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki, if both of us ended up as mafia
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- I would be so angry
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- that I will snap and give into my rage

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D6]
« Reply #184 on: June 18, 2013, 07:13:24 AM »
"Tidal wave! Did the College approve this?"
"Actually Jim, Gensokyo has no institute of magical authority. Anyone can cast spells whenever they want."
"As we can see, this leads to utter chaos, and an exciting game."
"Yes, let's hope the fans feel the same way."
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D6]
« Reply #185 on: June 18, 2013, 10:30:18 AM »
>Since you're like obvs BFF with Nuffle now, earnestly request to apprentice under He, the God of Fortune (and everything). At the very least you may be able to hang out at his joint in the meantime. Maybe.

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D6]
« Reply #186 on: June 18, 2013, 01:43:37 PM »
> obtain the shiniest meat bicycle

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

Raikaria

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D6]
« Reply #187 on: June 18, 2013, 07:25:34 PM »
Day 6: A significantly Quieter Day

> I can never let someone attempt to get my cards wet again. It's time to ATTACK THE MOON!

1+1=2: But the tides going out of wack would make your cards wet...

>Accept the contract

6: Kyuubey gives you a contract which allows you to return to life in exchange for not interfering with him again.
PX is... ALLLLIVE!

Pet the Magic. Pet all of the Magic.

5: Apparently Gyrados like being petted

That's just unfair. I sell so much baked goods and delicious drinks, and I get drowned for it?! I don't think so, Tim.

>Reek unholy fury on Keegster as he reenters the Universe, and steal part of his soul to fix myself! I will not let this deed go unpunished!

Edit: Also, for future reference, the timer next to Serious Wound...is that countdown to die or countdown to heal? I just want to know in case I happen to live again.

4: You haunt Keegster. Unfortunately the dead cannot come back to life except on a 6.

>Gosh. Just freeze my wounds and be done with it.

1: You set yourself on fire to be done with it.

Dormio has died!

>Adapt Surfboard as weapon.

6: Adapting an already perfectly good weapon gives you the infinity +0 Blade; The ChainSurfSaw!

>Let's see about getting this Kitten-Balrog-Shikigami into something more Gensokyo-friendly! After all, any Shikigami of mine has to look the part!

Kitten-Balrog-Shikigami
>Ponder the meaning of life. Oh, and remember to pick up some eggs.
(Forgot about this.)

Hanko: 4-1 - The magic that turned the Balrog into a kitten is too strong!

Balrog: 1-1=0 You forget th e meaning of life. Meanwhile, the ground rumbles, and an evil laugh can be heard....

NUFFLE ADDS THE 6TH COUNTER.

>PresentTurtle: Find a safe spot and watch the madness.
>FutureTurtle: Upgrade the steamroller with materials acquired from the timey-wimey civilization.

PresentTurtle: 4+1 =5: You find safety on a hill. It's a good veiw too! [+1]
FutureTurtle: 4: Upgrade complete. Your Steamroller can now transform like an Autobot.

Well that happened.

> Have a passing demon cast Samarecarm on me.

2: There is only Nuffle.

I don't like being wet  >:(

>Attack the ocean in true drunken stupor

2: Too drunk... to...walk...

>hide

2: Axe-Clerics do not hide!

> Sprout from a seed to begin anew! Such is the circle of life.

4: You cannot germinate unless on a 6.

Or 5+1

>Attempt to gank the Nami.  With that many Tidal Wave kills that'll be a huge shut down!

1-1=0: Nami still has her Ult.

Smashy must Roll to Dodge!

5: You evade the very slow ultimate with a blink. [+1]

Nuffle starts a 2nd pile of counters. There is one here.

> Write and publish a book about shenanigans.

4: It's a great book, and sells OK for an unknown author.

> Change the world into a random Nintendo game.

6: SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL!

Oh wait that's no different really.

>Convince Hina and Tewi to take all your misfortune, leaving you with only luck, and lots of it.

1: They take all of your luck. [-1 to all rolls, natural 6 will still be a 6]

>Revive with 8 lives remaining. Cats are awesome.

6: You revive with 4.5 lives remaining. You don't get to screw the rules.
RegretDesi... is... ALLLIVE!

> "Magic, get back!" Magic is returned to it's Pokeball, unharmed, but out of PP to use Surf. "Go, Flare!" (I'm a Pok?mon Trainer, so whenever I get attacked, my Pok?mon try to protect me!)
> "Sorry, everyone, it's not my fault! It's Nuffle's! He's the one who made Magic cause a Tsunami! Be mad at him, not me!"
Also, I am in the same Universe as everyone else now, am I?

4: You swap out to Flare. Which is a who knows. I'll say Flareon.

People remain annoyed. Especially the dead ones.

>Return as the drowned ghost of funk, tied to the Dubstep Gun

1: You return as the dehydrated ghost of opera, tied to Gio Comprendeo.

But, regardless, Purvis... is... allllive! Kinda.

> Distract Keegster so Yamame can sneak up behind him and poison him in retribution for trying to separate us.

2: "But he didn't intend to separate us." Yamane says.

>Kill orphans. They attacked me first.

3: No they didn't. Regardless, you kill them.

You then feel immense guilt, as an angry mob comes at you.

Captain Infinity mst Roll to Dodge!

2: The mob buys your excuse, and let you live with Serious Wounds

>Surf.

5: Surfing Ghosts are awesome

>Lick wounds and heal.

1: Apparently your tongue is infected.

NNR must roll to Dodge!

1: You get infected and die.

NNR is dead!

> For the mighty leaders of the Necropolis, death is but an instrument!
> Return from death, more powerful and malevolent than ever as a Lich Master!

2: Nope.

"Tidal wave! Did the College approve this?"
"Actually Jim, Gensokyo has no institute of magical authority. Anyone can cast spells whenever they want."
"As we can see, this leads to utter chaos, and an exciting game."
"Yes, let's hope the fans feel the same way."

5: "Good thing every team can fly too! And the fans! We can take this match to the sky arena!"
"Not to mention the Star Player, freelancer Oni, Sukia is lifting the pitch!"

+1

>Since you're like obvs BFF with Nuffle now, earnestly request to apprentice under He, the God of Fortune (and everything). At the very least you may be able to hang out at his joint in the meantime. Maybe.

3: "No."

> obtain the shiniest meat bicycle

5-1=4: Super Meat... Bicycle!

====

Modifiers:
PresentTurtle: +1
Smashy: +1
Juubi Neion: Perma -1, except on 6's

Injured:
Sourtori: 1

Dead:

Flandrdj Scarlet
Kasu
An Unmatched Sock
Dormio
NNR

2nd Life:
Purvis
PX
Regret

Perma-Dead:
Pesco
Uncertain Jakutten
Hero999

Other:
Yamame: Nothing important
Balrog-Kitten: Forgot the meaning of life
Nuffle: Rolling up Sleeves
Me: Watching Nuffle with fear.

=====

There are 7 counters! Nuffle spends 6 to use his divine powers to CHANGE THE RULES OF THE GAME!

The dice are my game, the rules are me, all I have to do is feel like a twist, and the rules change, you see. Also I have a lot of money and I had green hair before I went grey. - Nuffle

Nuffle changes the Die into BLOCK DICE FOR 2 ROUNDS.

1 = Attacker Down - Same as before. Natural 1's are immune to + modifiers.
2 = Both Down - You will succeed, but with repercussions. Any actions which are usually 6+ will fail and be treated as if a 1 was rolled. On a RtD, these count as a -1 to next roll.
3~4: Push: Nothing happens of note. A 3 will not kill injured players on a Roll to dodge.
5: Defender Stumbles: Success, this applies to things which are usually 6+ as well. If you want to revive, or try to cause a GAME END, then this is a good time!
6: Defender Down: Critical Success/Overshoot, depending on action. Natural 6's are immune to - modifiers.

=====

DAY 7 BEGINS

BLOCK DICE ARE IN USE

Due to being busy tomorrow this day will last 48 hours. Feel free to ask any questions about the new die.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2013, 07:28:16 PM by Raikaria »


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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #188 on: June 18, 2013, 07:30:49 PM »
>Controlling ice wasn't cool enough anyway. Since I clearly set myself on fire to harness the power of fire, resurrect as an anthropomorphic phoenix.

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #189 on: June 18, 2013, 07:36:14 PM »
>Re-recruit the dead souls of the 1000 kittengirls to enact vengeance on the living.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2013, 07:37:48 PM by NekoNekoRex »
Kilga is this right; like is this person seriously the player, and it's not some alias or something that's designed to be deliberately obfuscating? NekoNekoRex. Who the hell is that :C   ~Poya Aaaa (Serela), Bunny Must Die Mafia

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #190 on: June 18, 2013, 07:40:17 PM »
> Revive through the initiation of Ragnarok.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Juubi Neion

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #191 on: June 18, 2013, 07:52:10 PM »
>Be the other guy.

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #192 on: June 18, 2013, 07:54:50 PM »
>Challenge the Super Player to a game of soccer. To the death.
Derping at Touhou since June 2012, derping at RPing Touhou since Feburary 2013.

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #193 on: June 18, 2013, 08:42:23 PM »
Roll to Dodge is back, and I never heard!? BLASPHEMY!

>In the middle of another grassy field, huh? Something about a right drubbing comes to mind before a bunch of colour, but... Just try and find some eye-glasses for your crappy sight.

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #194 on: June 18, 2013, 08:46:44 PM »
>Try to possess the Flareon remotely. Because why waste effort wrestling with consciousness manually. Plus, fire fire burny burny :3

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #195 on: June 18, 2013, 08:52:44 PM »
> strip the flesh

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

LaserTurtle

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #196 on: June 18, 2013, 09:38:00 PM »
>PresentTurtle: THIS +1 COUNTER GUARANTEES SUCCESS! Establish communications with FutureTurtle
>FutureTurtle: Use transformer-steamroller to destroy the BUST OF EINSTEIN and re-enable time travel
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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #197 on: June 18, 2013, 10:18:23 PM »
>Proceed to fire a Trueshot Barrage

Raitaki

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #198 on: June 18, 2013, 11:53:06 PM »
> Oh wait wrong game
> Remember that I'm actually Karthus, and Requiem ALL the things while the passive rolls!
> Proof I'm still on passive and not really dead:
Quote
Dead:

SUSPICIOUS LACK OF RAITAKI
Flandrdj Scarlet
Kasu
An Unmatched Sock
Dormio
NNR
[08:23 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki on a scale of 1 to 10 your current mafia game play is annoying as fuck
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- Raitaki, if both of us ended up as mafia
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- I would be so angry
[08:25 pm]  Aristocrat -- that I will snap and give into my rage

Hanzo K.

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #199 on: June 18, 2013, 11:58:12 PM »
Hm, that failed. Oh well, back to the drawing board!

>Let's just go hide out somewhere with the new Shikigami.

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #200 on: June 19, 2013, 01:27:10 AM »
> Empower Yamame to join the game with her own independent actions and rolls.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #201 on: June 19, 2013, 01:39:55 AM »
Profesora Google' gives me no hits for Gio Comprendeo =[

>Practice tenor. On....the dice say: Hanzo!

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #202 on: June 19, 2013, 02:47:37 AM »
>Lie around and wait for a Smash Ball to come near my person

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #203 on: June 19, 2013, 02:50:57 AM »
> Set the world in Sudden Death.

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #204 on: June 19, 2013, 03:09:42 AM »
> "What? At least he doesn't know Heat Wave!"
> Notice a Smash Ball and break it.
"I'll give you old-timey, you mountebank!"

Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #205 on: June 19, 2013, 07:54:56 AM »
>MUWAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! DIE THE DEATH OF DEADS WITH DOOM! BAHAHAHAHA!

Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #206 on: June 19, 2013, 09:12:00 AM »
Wait, if I have a half life, does that mean that I'm not alive or dead, or do I just need to get more life shards?
>DO THE WINDY THING
Also, it may be a good idea to take note of the other 3.5 lives I have after this one.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2013, 09:24:04 AM by RegretDesi »
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<Die The death>! <Sentence to death>! <Great equalizer is The Death>!

Raikaria

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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #207 on: June 19, 2013, 09:41:57 AM »
Profesora Google' gives me no hits for Gio Comprendeo =[

>Practice tenor. On....the dice say: Hanzo!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wynne_Evans

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I mispelled it. My bad.


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Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #208 on: June 19, 2013, 09:42:51 AM »
>Abuse loophole in contract to grant me another life

Re: The Return of Roll to Dodge - Nuffle Edition [D7- THE 6TH COUNTER]
« Reply #209 on: June 19, 2013, 11:49:36 AM »
> Escape the forum.