Author Topic: NFL Playoffs 2013/14! (Also Vic won fantasy but no one cares PLAYOFF FOOTBALL) (Read 75640 times)

yuyukos · « **Reply #420 on:** December 02, 2013, 12:54:39 AM »

Drew Brees, now is your time. 28.5 is the distance.

Edible · « **Reply #421 on:** December 02, 2013, 10:06:14 PM »

Exciting game tonight!

If Kilga wins, the playoffs will be Vic/Arashi/Soul/Edible/Link/Kilga.

If Kilga loses, he can still get in if yuyukos loses.

If yuyukos wins and Kilga loses, yuyukos will get in due to higher point totals.

I'm rooting for yuyukos to win so I can get 2nd seed over Soul. >_> <_< GO DREW BREES

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #422 on:** December 02, 2013, 11:23:07 PM »

Great. In a game of New Orleans vs. Seadderall, I'm stuck rooting against a shootout.

yuyukos · « **Reply #423 on:** December 03, 2013, 03:44:52 AM »

So far, not looking so good. :ohdear:

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #424 on:** December 03, 2013, 04:51:50 AM »

Good grief. I don't need more grey hair.

Edible · « **Reply #425 on:** December 03, 2013, 07:22:12 PM »

A hearty congratulations to my fellow finalists.

In first place we have Vic Viper's Misaki Nekoarcs, a powerhouse combination of luck and skill that crushes opponents with the elite combination of Peyton Manning and Jamaal Charles (and a bunch of other scrubs).

In second place is Soul Devour's Casual Touhou Fans, the highly adaptive team centerpieced by LeSean McCoy, Rob Gronkowski, and a revived Larry Fitzgerald. Strong rotational choices helped him to a 9-4 record.

Coming in third is Edible's BUDDHISM STRONG, who for a second year running is the STRONGEST team with the highest overall points in the league. BUDDHISM STRONG is nigh unbeatable with Tom "About time you showed up" Brady, Jordy "pls come back rodgers" Nelson, Wes "Is it my turn yet?" Welker, Josh "Holy Fucking Shit" Gordon, Reggie "Stop stealing my TDs, Joique" Bush, Knowshon "CAN'T STOP CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS" Moreno, Jimmy "Every other Saints receiver is awful" Graham, Ben "Thanks Kilga" Tate, Percy "Am I even playing this year?" Harvin, Lamar "Waiver Wire Bait" Miller, Kenny "See previous comment about Saints receivers" Stills, Jay "Yep, still injured" Cutler, Jarrett "Gonna get dropped like hot garbage if Rodgers ain't back" Boykin, Adam "Hall of Fame Lock" Vinatieri, and ... uh, buffalo's defense I guess.

Fourth place is Arashi's mighty Ohtori Phoenixes, who will Rinbu the fuck out of your Revolution with the deadliest WRs in the league: Antonio Brown, TY Hilton, Anquan Boldin, and Megatron. Tony Romo and two solid RBs make this student council squad the second-strongest overall.

LOL KILGA GOT FIFTH PLACE is Kilgamayan's ~~taoism strong~~Hail Renko, whose best player is RG3 :getdown: ... oh uh and the other best WR corps in the league by a mile. And Shane Vereen.

And the comeback story of the year, Link's Pikapika Pikarin has managed to sneak into the sixth and final playoff slot. The biggest waiver wire hawk by a mile, Link has turned his team from a pile of mediocrity to a bastion of strength focused around Cam Newton, Matt Forte, and Vincent Jackson.

May the best (read: my) team win!

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #426 on:** December 03, 2013, 08:03:06 PM »

I'm really hoping Green Bay decides it can make the playoffs at 9-6-1 and throws Rodgers back out there. Otherwise Lacy is gonna be poison for the rest of the year and I'm left giving serious consideration to playing Steven Jackson again. :ohdear:

Edible · « **Reply #427 on:** December 03, 2013, 08:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on December 03, 2013, 08:03:06 PM

I'm really hoping Green Bay decides it can make the playoffs at 9-6-1 and throws Rodgers back out there. Otherwise Lacy is gonna be poison for the rest of the year and I'm left giving serious consideration to playing Steven Jackson again. :ohdear:

I suspect Rodgers will insist on playing regardless of their playoff chances once he's healthy. That said, they're supposedly going to tell us in a matter of minutes (the press conference with Mike McCarthy starts at 3:15)

As the owner of the Packers' WR1 and WR2, I also hope he comes back because otherwise I'm probably fucked playoffs-wise.

Edit: Side note. Kilga, do the non-playoff team rosters autolock in this league?

Edit 2: The answer to the Rodgers question was a resounding "maybe". Thanks, McCarthy <_<

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #428 on:** December 03, 2013, 10:00:11 PM »

I honestly don't remember. I'll check when I get home if I don't fall asleep first.

Edible · « **Reply #429 on:** December 03, 2013, 11:22:12 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on December 03, 2013, 10:00:11 PM

I honestly don't remember. I'll check when I get home if I don't fall asleep first.

I'll have someone throw rocks at you or something if you fall asleep.

Looking like Matt Flynn will play again this week. fff :|

Link · « **Reply #430 on:** December 04, 2013, 12:48:42 AM »

I think it's hilarious how I made 58 roster moves... How did I do that????

Soul Devour · « **Reply #431 on:** December 04, 2013, 01:19:01 AM »

Question, are seeding match-ups in FF playoffs the same as the NFL? 1st seed plays lowest numbered seed remaining and 2nd plays highest numbered seed remaining? Or is it just the way it looks on the page?

Also omg, I might actually have a somewhat playable RB2 again. It only took like 6 weeks to find one!

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #432 on:** December 05, 2013, 01:24:34 PM »

Who's ready for some PRIME TIME NATIONAL TV TEXANS AND JAGUARS?

Edible · « **Reply #433 on:** December 05, 2013, 01:26:33 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on December 05, 2013, 01:24:34 PM

Who's ready for some PRIME TIME NATIONAL TV TEXANS AND JAGUARS?

me ._.

Sixten · « **Reply #434 on:** December 05, 2013, 02:23:07 PM »

On most Thursday nights in December, I would suggest watching basketball instead, but Nets/Knicks is an ever bigger junk pile than Texans/Jaguars, and the Bulls injury situation is just as bad as the Packers.

PX · « **Reply #435 on:** December 05, 2013, 05:47:18 PM »

REMATCH OF THE CENTURY

Edible · « **Reply #436 on:** December 06, 2013, 05:02:20 PM »

We embarrassed the Texans so badly last night, Gary Kubiak resigned 8)

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #437 on:** December 06, 2013, 10:14:03 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on November 27, 2013, 03:10:46 AM

Further congratulations to the Jacksonville Jaguars for no longer being at the very bottom of the shitheap of the NFL.

Further further congratulations to Jadaveon Clowney, future #1 overall pick and Houston Texan.

Quote from: Edible on November 27, 2013, 03:13:23 AM

Not sure how long that'll last tbh >_>

Quote from: Kilgamayan on November 27, 2013, 03:40:36 AM

I challenge thee to find another win on Houston's schedule.

Quote from: Edible on November 27, 2013, 03:51:10 AM

Week 14. I fully expect to lose <_<

~

Edible · « **Reply #438 on:** December 06, 2013, 11:04:19 PM »

NOT COMPLAINING

Soul Devour · « **Reply #439 on:** December 08, 2013, 10:49:32 PM »

Well this blows.

Glad I picked up Pitta beforehand though...although there's no way he can replace Gronk...

Although, now I might be able to safely play Joique Bell...that's a plus.

Edible · « **Reply #440 on:** December 09, 2013, 04:16:12 PM »

Welker's probably done for the regular season with a concussion.

Naturally, Bernard Pollard did it.

Soul Devour · « **Reply #441 on:** December 09, 2013, 04:49:10 PM »

Even if you PLAY on the Patriots at one point in your life, Bernard Pollard will kill you for it.

What a scary man.

Edible · « **Reply #442 on:** December 09, 2013, 06:12:36 PM »

So yeah, that week certainly had its toll. Welker, Gronkowski, and Adrian Peterson are all out for the year (or so).

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #443 on:** December 09, 2013, 08:40:09 PM »

Denver's a Julius Thomas injury away from being what they were last year. This year's AFC playoffs are going to be more interesting than people think.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #444 on:** December 10, 2013, 03:13:50 AM »

Quote from: Edible on December 09, 2013, 04:16:12 PM

Welker's probably done for the regular season with a concussion.

Naturally, Bernard Pollard did it.

Welker seriously got Pollarded twice? Wow.

Edible · « **Reply #445 on:** December 10, 2013, 09:05:51 PM »

Looks like I live to fight another day. As does Kilga.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #446 on:** December 10, 2013, 09:30:57 PM »

Kilga you're going down this week!

Soul Devour · « **Reply #447 on:** December 11, 2013, 04:42:42 PM »

I don't like to trash talk sooo...

Good luck to you Edible, may the better team win.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #448 on:** December 13, 2013, 03:06:03 PM »

So I guess this is the point where I reveal that Peyton Manning has actually been working for me as a double agent all season.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #449 on:** December 13, 2013, 03:49:10 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on December 13, 2013, 03:06:03 PM

So I guess this is the point where I reveal that Peyton Manning has actually been working for me as a double agent all season.

I like how 289/2TD/1INT is a bad game for Manning but would be a great game for quite a few qbs in the league.