The actions, and results, of December the 8th!
Raikaria
> Quantify what feels different and why
2!
You try to feel what feels different, but get tapped on the head by Yukari's fan. Seems like she wants you to test how it feels.
A giant rock smashes the table in front of you. You think Yukari might have done that.
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qMyon
>Ack! Speed is not my thing.....wait....speed is good! Hang on tight, request permission to get to a more stable position, and fire RAINBOWS backwards for MAXIMUM THRUST!
5!
You don't even need to ask as Rainbow Dash nudges you into place. What an awesome pony! You steady yourself and fire the Rainbow Cannon yet again. The amount of extra kick it provides Rainbow Dash pleases her, and you both rocket to new speeds. A tengu starts flying alongside you with a camera. Seems like she wants a picture... or a race... You're not quite sure.
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Kasu
> Accept Flandre's request by proclaiming it is time for FUN.
2!
You decline her offer.
She pulls out her sword and smiles. Seems like Flandre is ready to play regardless of your answer. Roll to 'play' at the end of the round.
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Raitaki
> Become a vengeful spirit....of electricity. That is also immune to electricity.
4 - 1 = 3!
You feel yourself zap around the living again... but not quite enough to make yourself known. It really is hard to do anything once your dead; but getting noticed again... you really want some revenge soon...
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Dormio
>Tch. So it looks like the BLOOD lightsaber was a failure. Well, we can't let something like that deter us. We shall develop a BLOOD cutter.
5!
You disregard the failure of one, and quickly proceed onto the next test; A BLOOD CUTTER! Soon enough, several sharp devices are laid out on your table. They have the ability to destroy blood cells once impaled into someone. A painful thing for anyone who can't stop it. You feel pleased at this; along with the actual mini-laser dagger you made on the side.
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LaserTurtle
>Form alliance with Hina. We shall be the bestest of buddies and all be happy! In fact, Turtle Spark a signal laser in the air to mark my position to anyone who wants to join the alliance of happiness and good fortune.
3!
You turn to Hina and tell her you'll be the best of buddies! She inflicts a little mis-fortune on you. You're not quite sure why, but you feel like it was something you said. You can't fire what you wanted into the sky... Hina remains nearby, though.
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UK
>Check status, prepare for HIGH LEVEL sunbeam basking
4!
You note the stairs that you fell down and quickly check yourself. Yep, ears and tail are still where they should be. You run through the blanket castle and head to the roof; where you prepare yourself for some good ol' sunbeam basking glory! You rest on a beach chair nearby and relax.
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No Name
> Dead? Surely that can't be right, I had a Rebirth Ring in my back pocket with 1 Auto-Life per battle, right?
1!
You never had one. In fact, you remember the moment where you said 'I don't need one of those; I can take care of myself.'
You're on fault!
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PX
>Okay, it seems mind controlling doesn't work. Whatever. I'll find another way to convince them all. The good old fashionway. Call everyone into a presentation about the evilness of ponies, using graphs, charts, a projector screen, and Powerpoint.
3!
You dedicate an entire presentation on how evil ponies are to a surprising amount of people. It worked fairly well; a lot of people left mid-way, but that's okay. You feel like you got something across.
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Zen
>Call in my army of Will Smiths to battle the cafe's army of Will Smiths.
5 - 1 = 4!
The toppled bus of Will Smiths begin to empty as the two groups do battle. You can't tell if you're winning or not, but you feel like your group are doing pretty well.
The amount of lasers are pretty awesome; and you're surprised the bus hasn't exploded yet.
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Bio
>Wait for respawn timer to tick over.
4!
Your patience is finally rewarded as you feel your body take on a physical form once again. You breath in the air in some random place and smile; it's good to be back.
Bio is alive!------------------------------
Pesco
>Kanjou baka. it was 'Spin towards win'
3!
You attempt t spin again; this time, towards Hina. You feel it working a little better this time; though you are still pretty dizzy from last time and slow down when you feel kind of sick.
Hina seems to have taken notes of your efforts, however, and decides to approach you.
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SirChaotick
>Corpse: Proceed to rot vigorously.
5!
You decide to be a sad little ghost and watch your corpse rot in record time. You're not quite sure why you did this, but you feel better... somehow. If you expect a +1 for this, then you're a sick f***. :V
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BT
>Good thing this peach-loving lunarian is a VERY FRIENDLY peach-loving lunarian! Time to make friends.
3!
You put on your best smile and attempt to be friendly. She isn't quite sure how to act... but she smiles back. She attempts to pet you; but pets a little hard. You shake it off, but your mane now reeks of peaches. She wants you to follow her, however...
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Obb
>Thank goodness the corpse next to Obb was resuscitated. Time to exact Revenge: Pony Eating Round Two.
1!
You start eating yourself. You just can't help it! You taste so delici... F***!
Obb is dead after... I don't want to describe it!------------------------------
Alliterator
>BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN, IF YOU HOPE TO PREVAAAAAAIL!
2!
YOU DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO! You're pretty sure you heard that, and hang on for dear life! It seems like they have things under control... Though you're not sure. Gosh, this is loud as f**k!
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Marukyuu
>Take possession of a random living player.
6!
You zap into someone who wasn't expecting something of this magnitude at all! In fact, neither was I! So let us spin the wheel right now! And by wheel I mean DICE! {5}
You just jumped into Kasu's body!
Marukyuu is alive------------------------------
Hanzo
>Sleep? Dear me, this isn't done! Not when there's fellow members of the upper crust to make small-talk with~! We must awaken once more!
5!
You immediately punch the floor and send yourself flying upwards. You can't afford to waste time like this! There is so much to be done!
You quickly fix the floor though; can't leave the place like that now.
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Hero
>Become a phantom.
1!
Not a chance. You have no idea how such a thing can happen at the moment... and it doesn't help that you are lingering towards a greater goal.
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Smashy
> Locate duct tape to put these arms back together
6 - 2 = 4!
You find the duct tape and attempt to put things together again. Thankfully, a certain doll-maker wanders along and gives you a helping hand... no pun intended.
How nice of her.
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ActionDan
>GTFO
5!
You flee from the place post-haste! You run... or float away so quickly you feel... wind against your face... That can't be right!
You stop running and find yourself in front of the Scarlet Devil Mansion... feeling... very much... ALIVE!
ActionDan is alive!------------------------------
Puppy
> Since the cupcakes seem to be so popular, attempt to make a EPIC CUPCAKE MACHINE so that she may make cupcakes FASTER and MORE TASTY!
6!
Koishi suddenly appears with Nitori, who was informed of an EPIC CUPCAKE MACHINE! Pinkie Pie and Apple Bloom cheer, as you talk them through it; with the friendly kappa pointing out things that can be improved. Between you all, the empty side-room with the kitchen becomes the CUPCAKE ROOM! Whenever a batch is finished, they are whisked instantly to wherever you want them. With Koishi coming back and forth with requests from the party, Pinkie Pie in charge of the recipe, Apple Bloom being the mascot, Nitori being the mechanical genius, and yourself as the mastermind of the creation, the five of you become the 'CPC Brigade!' {Creating Perfect Cupcakes.}
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Purvis
>We have no time for muggers! Hail the nearest willing pony and get transit to the build site.
The Hodgman Engine must be made!
1!
You aim for the nearest... BUCKET!!!
Purvis is dead due to the Kisume treatment!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kasu must roll against Flandre!
Kasu : 2. You are too distracted by whatever the f*** just happened to your body to deal with what Flandre is doing. She wasn't expecting you to go towards her, and you are cut down instantly.
Kasu is dead due to Flandre.
Marukyuu is dead due to body-sharing KYUU!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
NekoRex
Hero
Sourfang
Raitaki
No Name
SirChaotick
Tempest
Obb
Purvis
Kasu
Marukyuu------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WARNING! WARNING!
A global event is coming! Only an idiot would try to predict what it could be!
Other then that, the 9th has now started. Enjoy the next 24 hours. And no planning for worst case stuff; anything can happen~ :V
Also, F**K YES! AN UPDATE THAT'S ACTUALLY AS CLOSE TO ON TIME AS POSSIBLE! XD