Author Topic: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2  (Read 98188 times)

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #210 on: March 12, 2013, 04:27:42 AM »
> Put on the shades.
>The chair and light fixture positions clearly suggest a hidden switch. Toggle it at once!
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #211 on: March 12, 2013, 04:40:53 AM »
> Do what all good Librarian-dwelling Hihikomoris must do

> Read the book in your possession.


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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #212 on: March 12, 2013, 10:12:11 PM »
> Do what all good Librarian-dwelling Hihikomoris must do

> Read the book in your possession.
Of course.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2013, 08:33:02 PM by Keegster2 »
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #213 on: April 10, 2013, 09:20:10 PM »
>Rikako: Prod Patchouli, you think she's fallen asleep.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #214 on: April 10, 2013, 09:21:45 PM »
No Purplequest until all commissions are done. Sorry.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #215 on: April 10, 2013, 09:26:57 PM »
Is okay.

Fight commissions, Stuffman, for everlasting Purplequesteace!

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #216 on: June 03, 2013, 01:41:43 PM »
Pesco told me to bump this, so blame him not me!

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #217 on: June 03, 2013, 09:54:27 PM »
I'm pretty sure I could've just had Pesco unlock it when I was ready to update.

Also, if you opened this thread expecting an update, I laugh at you.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #218 on: June 03, 2013, 11:55:53 PM »
I am not laughed at.

Just sad, stuffs.

Just sad. :(

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #219 on: June 05, 2013, 05:04:12 AM »
I am not laughed at.

Just sad, stuffs.

Just sad. :(
But I'm sad because I was laughed at. Either way it's a Lose/Lose situation.
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #220 on: June 05, 2013, 12:00:24 PM »
Sadness overflows Rumia's Party Games as false hope pulses through the very veins of those who lurk.

<Nietz> Anyway, sex toys alone won't come up to 11k.
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #221 on: June 29, 2013, 01:48:38 AM »
This may amuse you while you wait for a real update.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #222 on: June 29, 2013, 02:20:09 AM »
... dahahaha

Double dahahaha.  What the hell stuffman. :getdown:
« Last Edit: June 29, 2013, 02:32:24 AM by Edible »

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #223 on: June 29, 2013, 03:37:16 AM »
i approve of all of the above

especially

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #224 on: June 29, 2013, 06:59:30 AM »
Having never played Secret of Mana, I was unprepared for the merchant's epic dance, and ended up covering my keyboard with coke.
Cursed be you, Stuffman.
You and your awesomeness.
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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #225 on: June 30, 2013, 05:38:49 AM »
> Patchouli: Put on the shades.



If somebody barges in, you will claim you are a BIGSHOT PRODUCER waiting to meet with YAMAME KURODANI before the show. Good planning.

But mostly you put them on because the light is too bright in here. IT BURNS. You really wish you were back at the library, but at least you have a moment of peace.

> Patchouli: Examine mirror.



This is a mirror.

A mirror is an object that reflects light in a way that preserves much of its original quality subsequent to its contact with the mirror.

Some mirrors also filter out some wavelengths, while preserving other wavelengths in the reflection. This is different from other light-reflecting objects that do not preserve much of the original wave signal other than color and diffuse reflected light. The most familiar type of mirror is the plane mirror, which has a flat surface. Curved mirrors are also used, to produce magnified or diminished images or focus light or simply distort the reflected image.

Mirrors are commonly used for personal grooming or admiring oneself (in which case the archaic term looking-glass is sometimes still used), decoration, and architecture. Mirrors are also used in scientific apparatus such as telescopes and lasers, cameras, and industrial machinery. Most mirrors are designed for visible light; however, mirrors designed for other types of waves or other wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation are also used, especially in non-optical instruments.

The first mirrors used by people were most likely pools of dark, still water, or water collected in a primitive vessel of some sort. The earliest manufactured mirrors were pieces of polished stone such as obsidian, a naturally occurring volcanic glass. Examples of obsidian mirrors found in Anatolia (modern-day Turkey) have been dated to around 6000 BC. Polished stone mirrors from Central and South America date from around 2000 BC onwards. Mirrors of polished copper were crafted in Mesopotamia from 4000 BC, and in ancient Egypt from around 3000 BC. In China, bronze mirrors were manufactured from around 2000 BC, some of the earliest bronze and copper examples being produced by the Qijia culture. Mirrors made of other metal mixtures (alloys) such as copper and tin speculum metal may have also been produced in China and India. Mirrors of speculum metal or any precious metal were hard to produce and were only owned by the wealthy.

Metal-coated glass mirrors are said to have been invented in Sidon (modern-day Lebanon) in the first century AD, and glass mirrors backed with gold leaf are mentioned by the Roman author Pliny in his Natural History, written in about 77 AD. The Romans also developed a technique for creating crude mirrors by coating blown glass with molten lead.

Parabolic mirrors were described and studied in classical antiquity by the mathematician Diocles in his work On Burning Mirrors. Ptolemy conducted a number of experiments with curved polished iron mirrors, and discussed plane, convex spherical, and concave spherical mirrors in his Optics. Parabolic mirrors were also described by the physicist Ibn Sahl in the 10th century, and Ibn al-Haytham discussed concave and convex mirrors in both cylindrical and spherical geometries, carried out a number of experiments with mirrors, and solved the problem of finding the point on a convex mirror at which a ray coming from one point is reflected to another point. By the 11th century, clear glass mirrors were being produced in Moorish Spain.

In China, people began making mirrors with the use of silver-mercury amalgams as early as 500 AD. Some time during the early Renaissance, European manufacturers perfected a superior method of coating glass with a tin-mercury amalgam. The exact date and location of the discovery is unknown, but in the 16th century, Venice, a city famed for its glass-making expertise, became a centre of mirror production using this new technique. Glass mirrors from this period were extremely expensive luxuries. The Saint-Gobain factory, founded by royal initiative in France, was an important manufacturer, and Bohemian and German glass, often rather cheaper, was also important.

The invention of the silvered-glass mirror is credited to German chemist Justus von Liebig in 1835. His process involved the deposition of a thin layer of metallic silver onto glass through the chemical reduction of silver nitrate. This silvering process was adapted for mass manufacturing and led to the greater availability of affordable mirrors. Nowadays, mirrors are often produced by the wet deposition of silver (or sometimes aluminum via vacuum deposition) directly onto the glass substrate.

Mirrors are manufactured by applying a reflective coating to a suitable substrate. The most common substrate is glass, due to its transparency, ease of fabrication, rigidity, hardness, and ability to take a smooth finish. The reflective coating is typically applied to the back surface of the glass, so that the reflecting side of the coating is protected from corrosion and accidental damage by the glass on one side and the coating itself and optional paint for further protection on the other.

In classical antiquity, mirrors were made of solid metal (bronze, later silver) and were too expensive for widespread use by common people; they were also prone to corrosion. Due to the low reflectivity of polished metal, these mirrors also gave a darker image than modern ones, making them unsuitable for indoor use with the artificial lighting of the time (candles or lanterns).

The method of making mirrors out of plate glass was invented by 16th-century Venetian glassmakers on the island of Murano, who covered the back of the glass with mercury, obtaining near-perfect and undistorted reflection. For over one hundred years, Venetian mirrors installed in richly decorated frames served as luxury decorations for palaces throughout Europe, but the secret of the mercury process eventually arrived in London and Paris during the 17th century, due to industrial espionage. French workshops succeeded in large scale industrialization of the process, eventually making mirrors affordable to the masses, although mercury's toxicity remained a problem.

In modern times, the mirror substrate is shaped, polished and cleaned, and is then coated. Glass mirrors are most often coated with non-toxic silver or aluminium, implemented by a series of coatings:
- Tin(II) chloride
- Silver
- Chemical activator
- Copper
- Paint

The tin(II) chloride is applied because silver will not bond with the glass. The activator causes the tin/silver to harden. Copper is added for long-term durability. The paint protects the coating on the back of the mirror from scratches and other accidental damage.

In some applications, generally those that are cost-sensitive or that require great durability, mirrors are made from a single, bulk material such as polished metal. For technical applications such as laser mirrors, the reflective coating is typically applied by vacuum deposition on the front surface of the substrate. This eliminates refraction and double reflections (a weak reflection from the surface of the glass, and a stronger one from the reflecting metal) and reduces absorption of light by the mirror. Technical mirrors may use a silver, aluminium, or gold coating (the latter typically for infrared mirrors), and achieve reflectivities of 90?95% when new. A protective transparent overcoat may be applied to prevent oxidation of the reflective layer. Applications requiring higher reflectivity or greater durability, where wide bandwidth is not essential, use dielectric coatings, which can achieve reflectivities as high as 99.999% over a narrow range of wavelengths.

There is nothing interesting about this particular mirror.

> Patchouli: Inspect candy bowl.

This bowl is full of an UNREASONABLY DIVERSE SELECTION OF JELLYBEAN VARIETIES. You can't even begin to guess what some of these flavors might be.



You recall that you have three empty slots of BACKUP CANDY. You decide to fill them with random jellybeans for now. You have no idea what their SECONDARY EFFECTS could be, but you can worry about your CANDY OPTIMIZATION later.

> Patchouli: Rummage through drawers.

You find a BATHROBE of ABOVE AVERAGE QUALITY. On closer inspection, this room does not appear to have a bathroom, so you're not sure what use this would be. The drawers are otherwise empty, suggesting this room is not currently being used (except by you).

> Patchouli: Search for secrets!



You pull on the light fixture. Nothing happens.



You spin the standing mirror. Nothing happens.



You sit in the chair. It is comfortable, but nothing happens.



You check behind the dresser and find...could it be!?

A 500 YEN COIN!!



You promptly return the valuable object to the LOST AND FOUND!

Just kidding. You now have ?10500.

> Patchouli: Read book.

This room is decidedly LACKING IN ADVENTURE, which both surprises and upsets you. You decide to sit down and try to read the new book you bought.



After looking at it for a while, you determine that there aren't a whole lot of spells in here, but rather that it seems to be some sort of ENCYCLOPEDIA that dedicates quite a bit of space to very accurate magic circle descriptions, magical arithmetic, names and locations, and the like. You come to the conclusion that this is probably some sort of ADVANCED SUMMONING SPELLBOOK, possibly for calling cosmic horrors.

You aren't even fit to summon a Chocobo, but it's interesting to look at, regardless. Too bad you can't understand any of the text.

...Wait a moment...you think you might be able to make some of this out...




.̼̭̩͋͒̅̉͆.̰͔̉̇̄̀.̱̞̯̠͍̳ͨ͛̍̅J͑́ͯ̍͒u̞͉͕̠s͚̠̝̩̯̪̋̎̓ͮ̎ͦ̾t̲̟̺̰̾ͫ̉ ̯̋̄ͮ͆̌̓̎a̦̤̜̯̠͎̿̆̊͒ͧͪ̓ͅ ͓l̬̗̱̥͎͉͉͑͂̈́̋ͣ͗ͥĩ̗̥̘̖̗̦̖ͥ̎ͧ̑t̓t̫̼̏ͨͨͪͪ͆ͯl͓͙͙͕̂ͣ̃ͤe̐̏̒ ͎̤̯͔͔̼̩ͤͧ̽͌͆c̮̞̤̫̯̲̈́̅̄ͬͣͪ̓ͅl̐ó͎̹̩̼̰̦̂̋̀ͥͪ̾s̬̏̂̐̐͐͐ͤẽ̝̗ͬ̌r͔͚̼̤̙̐͛.̮̜͓ͣͭͤ̈́̏ͦ̓.̞͇̯̤̼̳͕̈ͬͧ̚.̖͚̖̤̻͉̮̏̇ͩ̇
























You are suddenly interrupted by the appearance of Remilia. She appears displeased with the results of her social gathering.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #226 on: June 30, 2013, 06:54:20 AM »
> Throw an unidentified jellybean into Remilia's mouth.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #227 on: June 30, 2013, 08:26:56 AM »
>revolve frame of reference around self 90? clockwise, allowing screen to display Remilia through door.

Edit: Oh, it's a gif.
>do it anyway
[9:49:09] <Purvis> Generally not, but your mother may be an exception.

Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #228 on: June 30, 2013, 12:14:02 PM »
More like 'Just a little closer.' *wink* *wink*

edit: The more I look at it the more obvious it gets. Sorry if I am pointing out the obvious.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2013, 12:15:42 PM by Labuto »

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #229 on: June 30, 2013, 12:49:10 PM »
It's supposed to be legible.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #230 on: June 30, 2013, 12:55:28 PM »
I JUST CAN'T STOP CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS

>Brace for the inevitable Remilia rant.  It's not like trying to pacify her ever did any good.  Plus, you're tired!

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #231 on: June 30, 2013, 02:31:48 PM »
> Shout FUCK YAKUMO along with Remilia. Always best to agree with her, and besides... who actually likes the Gap Hag?


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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #232 on: June 30, 2013, 03:32:06 PM »
> Wonder what that door is made out of, if it's capable of causing damage to the wall while taking no damage itself from Remilia's kick.

(Jellybean in Remilia's mouth is also a valid option)
« Last Edit: July 01, 2013, 04:00:47 PM by Smashy »

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #233 on: June 30, 2013, 03:59:39 PM »
> theshim: celebrate
> Make sure to save the shades!

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #234 on: June 30, 2013, 07:42:13 PM »
>If Remilia didn't want to have a random jellybean tossed down her gullet, she wouldn't be making muppet mouths. This is destiny, she would surely say.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #235 on: June 30, 2013, 08:36:10 PM »
I JUST CAN'T STOP CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS
same here.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #236 on: July 01, 2013, 11:14:58 AM »
>"Which one? There's three of them, you know."

> All of them. They are all terrible. Also do the thing with the jellybean.

Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #237 on: July 01, 2013, 12:38:41 PM »
>"No thank you, she's not my type."

>.>
<.<

It had to be said. :3

Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #238 on: July 01, 2013, 12:46:45 PM »
>"No thank you, she's not my type."

>This.

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Re: PURPLEQUEST - Volume 2
« Reply #239 on: July 02, 2013, 08:01:13 AM »
>"No thank you, she's not my type."

>.>
<.<

It had to be said. :3

I feel this would be more of Satori's response than Patchouli.

But it's so snarky I back it anyway.


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