~Beyond the Border~ > Daiyousei's Cold Storage
Time To Atone For Your Sins, MotK
Shadoweh:
I'm Canadian. :ohdear:
Tengukami:
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Rabbit, you have pleased the Yama greatly. Congratulations! You have successfully repented for your sin, and have been absolved. Go forth now, with a pure heart, into Paradise.
--- Quote from: Meiling's Jumpspeed Plotter on November 16, 2012, 06:49:22 PM ---I said a Shema Yisroel before every IT cert exam I ever took despite not only being a lapsed Jew, I'm also an atheist, lean towards Palestinian statehood (although the Right of Return is a bit much) and I love pork, lobster, etc.
In short, I'm a hypocrite despite nobody else really caring.
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Ah, a conflict of faith! That is indeed a pickle. It seems you need to get in touch with your religious side. As you are a home-brewer, I think it's time you said a Ha-Gafen over the fruits of your labors. For proof of such, you can post photos, video, or describe the experience in detail.
--- Quote from: Reddyne on November 16, 2012, 07:00:41 PM ---I have trusted my supervisors at work.
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The Yama would be tempted to say you've been punished enough, but a sin is a sin and must be atoned for. As you have committed the sin of blindly following authority, you must listen to and analyze this song. I await your reasoned critique.
--- Quote from: HakureiSM on November 16, 2012, 07:17:45 PM ---I like Pepsi as much as I like Coca-cola
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You are just determined to go to Hell, aren't you? Very well - open your refidgerator, take out the first three beverages you see, mix them together, and drink them. If there aren't three beverages, you can use coffee, tea, or some of that booze you made. Photo results of the mix are required.
--- Quote from: Shadoweh on November 16, 2012, 07:47:50 PM ---I'm Canadian. :ohdear:
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I notice you wrote that in English. But being Canadian, and Canada being officially a bilingual country, you surely must also know French, too, don't you? Compose, then, a poem for Dormio in French, of any length (yes, haiku also counts).
fondue:
Apart from Quebec, since when was Canada french?
Tengukami:
--- Quote from: fondue's master on November 16, 2012, 08:03:30 PM ---Apart from Quebec, since when was Canada french?
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The French were there first. The British took over around 1755.
nintendonut888:
I have to work at the library shortly at a desk that has a YOLO joke taped to the front of it.
I'm going to hell aren't I. :(