What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)

[Ikari]

She'd invite me to her mausoleum so I can fulfill my deepest desire.

Piggy-back riding Yoshika!  :]

What if you bumped into Yukari in real life?

[fondue]

Try not to be creepy and get her phone number...


What if Ikari met Koishi :V

[Ikari]

What if Ikari met Koishi :V

SQUEE :'D

What I would do:

• Try on her hat
• Ask more about her powers and ask for a demonstration
• ''Hey, can you make a heart stop beating since it's a subconscious reflex?
• Totally ask her if she can koishi-nap me to Gensokyo
• Ask her to show me ''Subterranean Rose'' (Must be gorgeous in real life)

What if Satori read the mind of another satori who is reading HER mind?

[fondue]

SQUEE :'D

What I would do:

• Try on her hat
• Ask more about her powers and ask for a demonstration
• ''Hey, can you make a heart stop beating since it's a subconscious reflex?
• Totally ask her if she can koishi-nap me to Gensokyo
• Ask her to show me ''Subterranean Rose'' (Must be gorgeous in real life)

I would do roughly the same if I met her :V

What if Satori read the mind of another satori who is reading HER mind?

That would create a paradox. Each Satori would have a blank mind because Sato1 is reading Sato2's mind which is reading Sato1's mind. They will both be in a 'lights on, no-one home' state forever, until something happens that makes them stop.


What if Cirno squished Suika?

[Kami-sama!]

Cirno wil become the BIGGEST.

What if the reason that Reimu doesn't get any donations is because Mima steal em all?

[Ikari]

What if the reason that Reimu doesn't get any donations is because Mima steal em all?

Then this will happen: http://hijiribe.donmai.us/data/efdefc3dd3a8fafaacc4a32012114e78.jpg (NSFW, slightly
For those wondering, the sign says ''1 round: 100 yen   Second round and +: 50 yen''

Is that what you want? You monster. 

What if Minoriko and Shizuha suddenly gained such a massive boost in faith that they became even more powerful than anyone else?

[fondue]

Then this will happen: http://hijiribe.donmai.us/data/efdefc3dd3a8fafaacc4a32012114e78.jpg (NSFW, slightly
For those wondering, the sign says ''1 round: 100 yen   Second round and +: 50 yen''

You dare 403 us!?!? YOU MUST DIE! *Ganon face*

[AnonymousPondScum]

Just hit enter when you're at the 403 screen. It loads it, then.

[Ikari]

Just hit enter when you're at the 403 screen. It loads it, then.

Huh, it worked fine, then gave me a 403, and hitting enter worked. Thanks for the tip~

[fondue]

Just hit enter when you're at the 403 screen. It loads it, then.

Nope, no go.

What if Minoriko and Shizuha suddenly gained such a massive boost in faith that they became even more powerful than anyone else?

Kanako would become jelous just like Reimu.


What if I'm actually Tewi?

[Kami-sama!]

Is that what you want? You monster. 

Well.........er.....Mima never cared 'bout anything anyways (except for Marisa)  :derp:

[Ikari]

What if I'm actually Tewi?

Then you'd be a gurrrl :V

And a luck-manipulating crook, but that's completely unrelated.

What if Futo, Murasa and Komachi had a boat battle?

[Kami-sama!]

If Komachi tries:
Kill off Futo, drag Murasa to Shiki.
If Komachi doesn't try:
Too lazy to win. Murasa sinks boats, Murasa wins.

What if there was an American youkai?

[Ikari]

Too lazy to win. Murasa sinks boats, Murasa wins.

What do you mean, Komachi isn't lazy. She's just on her break. Yeah. On her break >_>

Speaking of which, isn't Futo's boat flying? And made of stone? Sinking it would = big damage.

[fondue]

Most Youkai are Japanese :V


Last one from me tonight.
What if Kaguya did marry Mokou's dad?!?!

[Kami-sama!]

What do you mean, Komachi isn't lazy. She's just on her break. Yeah. On her break >_>

Speaking of which, isn't Futo's boat flying? And made of stone? Sinking it would = big damage.

Murasa's dead already, no worries 

[Ikari]

What if Kaguya did marry Mokou's dad?!?!

Then Mokou wouldn't hate Kaguya and would have had a nice, gorgeous, young forever mother with which she can spend time with forever without ever having to worry about her dying.

It would be great :3

What if Aya and Hatate combined their strength and became captain tengu made a single newspaper together? Aya's picture with Hatate's articles!

[TAKE IT CACODEMON!!]

NICE BOAT


What if.....
Flandre discovered Pixy Stix and Red Bull?

She already did. That's where her wings come from.

[Ikari]

That's where her wings come from.

I thought they were made of hard candy. Mmmm... Candy~

[EthanSilver]

What if Aya and Hatate combined their strength and became captain tengu made a single newspaper together? Aya's picture with Hatate's articles!

What if... Touhou became a reality TV show?

[fondue]

Aww, cute :3

What if... Touhou became a reality TV show?

It would feature Byakuren as the mother, Shou as the father, Murasa would be Shou's sister, Ichirin and Unzan would be the aunt and uncle, Nazrin and Kogasa would be the children and Nue would be the eldest child. Toyosatomimi no Miko and her crew would be trying to invade the Myouren house to mess up things for Byakuren and her relatives. Sanae would occasionally come to bully Kogasa.

What if Suika was a cheeseburger and Marisa was the sauce and Ran and Rumia were in love?

[Ikari]

What if Suika was a cheeseburger and Marisa was the sauce and Ran and Rumia were in love?

Wow, this sure tells a lot about how desperate we are for ideas.

Um... Suika would be delicious, but the sauce would taste like pimp-rape.

If Ran and Rumia were in love... Most random pairing ever? But seriously, Rumia would enjoy the chinese delicacy that is cat meat

Edit: right, a question. What if Hatate really was an emo teenager?

[fondue]

No wonder why she's jelly of Aya

What if Organ Trail or Oregon Trail happened in Gensokyo?

[Error]

Oregon Trail:
Reimu has dysentery.
Murasa drowned while trying to ford the 2 foot deep river. (Nitori's fault)

Here likes Sanae.
peperony and chease.


What if Kanako declared war on the Buddhists?

[Ikari]

Then Byakuren kicks her ass! And Murasa drowns Sanae forever! And Ichirin crushes her with a giant brofist! And Shou blasts Kanako away with curvy lasers! And then Suwako is spared because she's cute!

Why are the Buddhists so powerful and awesome? SIMPLE!

NAMUSAN~

What if Yoshika decided to bite Reimu and transformed her into Seiga's slave?

[Kaze_Senshi]

What if Yoshika decided to bite Reimu and transformed her into Seiga's slave?

1. Double meat shield;
2. Seiga would have some one to make hot tea for her;
3. The only words that Zombie Reimu could talk are "Donations Please"

What if the Prismriver Sisters become a hardcore rock band?

[Kami-sama!]

What if Yoshika decided to bite Reimu and transformed her into Seiga's slave?

I think that happened once in one of Tohonifun's doujins?

[Ikari]

I think that happened once in one of Tohonifun's doujins?

Yeah, I read it and I really liked it!

If the prismrivers become a hard rock band, this would happen:

Reimu: HEY THERE MARISA!
Marisa: WHAAAT?
Reimu: HEEEEY THEEEERE, MARISAAAAAAA!
Marisa: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Reimu: WHAAAAAT?
Marisa: UUUH?


What if Yukari showed Gensokyo Gangnam Style and tried to make them do it with her?

[Kami-sama!]

Yeah, I read it and I really liked it!

Wait, the whole things translated? I could only find half of the doujin translated

[Ikari]

Wait, the whole things translated? I could only find half of the doujin translated

Well, I found the first part translated, and as far as I know, the rest isn't, but I meant so far  :3