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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #300 on: September 16, 2012, 03:27:16 PM »
What if everyone in Gensokyo was asexual?
Considering the very, very low quantity of males in Gensokyo, everyone's either asexual or into same-gender relationships. Which raises a very interesting question: what about the humans? It's canon that Marisa has actual parents living in the human village, IIRC, even though they're never really brought up. But what about Reimu? She's only human and only ~16-ish. Where does she come from, genealogically? And if youkai prey on humans, there'd need to be a good, fast way of replenishing the supplies, so to speak. After all, youkai outnumber humans by quite a bit in Gensokyo...

My theory is as follows: humans in Gensokyo are much like amoebas. They can replicate via budding. Given this, it is likely that there are several mini-Reimus growing out of her shoulder or something this very moment. (EDIT: HOLY CRAP THAT'S WHAT YUKKURIS ARE!! @_@) Why budding? For one, they need to reproduce asexually due to the lack of opposite-sex partners. For another, sexual reproduction is slow: 9 months and you only get about one or sometimes two humans out of it. Youkai would drain the humans resources of Gensokyo in a few days if they replenish themselves so slowly! Budding fixes both issues, allowing for asexual reproduction en-masse and ensuring Gensokyo's youkai have food to survive indefinitely.

I should also mention that Gensokyo's pretty old a place, and if youkai have been living there seperate from the outside world for many years the human village's human supplies must have been able to replenish themselves fast enough to keep up with the youkai population's needs. It would  be empty by now, otherwise, and Gensokyo's youkai would've pretty much all starved themselves out of existence.



What if Cirno were the real goddess of the Hakurei Shrine, and all her idiocy had really just been a ruse to bolster Reimu's confidence?
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« Reply #301 on: September 16, 2012, 04:13:44 PM »
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What if Mokou and Scorpion crossed paths?
Scorpion: Why can't I finish you?!  Get over here again!

Mokou: Leave me alone already, please...
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What if Cirno were the real goddess of the Hakurei Shrine, and all her idiocy had really just been a ruse to bolster Reimu's confidence?
Reimu: *shaking Cirno by the neck* How are you supposed to bolster me if I rarely ever get donations?!

What if there are fatalities in the fighting game spin-offs?
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« Reply #302 on: September 16, 2012, 05:41:08 PM »
What if there are fatalities in the fighting game spin-offs?
Not answering the question or anything, but there's actually one, btw.

1- One of the characters must be Reimu and must have Fantasy Heaven in her deck.
2- The game must be on round 3 (ie, both players have lost/won a round).
3- Reimu must succesfully use Fantasy Heaven and hit 7x.


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« Reply #303 on: September 16, 2012, 07:00:58 PM »
Didn't we just go back a few questions to skip to a new question? As much as I feel sorry for Aya Reiko, I don't know Scorpion :(
She's go back and forth between Gensokyo and the human world often, constantly increasing the strength of her addiction to skittles.

What if everyone in Gensokyo was asexual?

Marisa wouldn't have stolen the precious thing.

What if we suddenly removed all midbosses?


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« Reply #304 on: September 16, 2012, 07:40:22 PM »
Marisa wouldn't have stolen the precious thing.

What if we suddenly removed all midbosses?

We'd have long, boring, frustrating, annoying stages full of fairies and I'd probably kill myself >:T

What if you suddenly became ZUN and could choose the next 3 playable characters in the next game? AlsoIwillmurderyouifyousayMima c:

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« Reply #305 on: September 16, 2012, 10:20:23 PM »
Mima, Mima, and Mima   :derp:

But on a serious note, definitely not Sanae.

What if Marisa learned how to make her Master Spark curvy?

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« Reply #306 on: September 16, 2012, 10:29:59 PM »
She'll be probably as powerful as Flandre (I hope not)

What if Zun wanted to remake a PC98 game? What would it be? :O

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« Reply #307 on: September 16, 2012, 11:31:43 PM »
What if Zun wanted to remake a PC98 game? What would it be? :O

It would probably be Mystic Square, seeing how it's the one that is the most similar to the Windows Era.

The playable characters would have their new costumes and all.

Playable characters:
- Reimu
- Marisa
- Yuuka
- Who?

The bosses

- Meiling
- A new kind of youkai with a fancy feature (Ex: Kyouko's bouncing bullets)
- Alice
- Either Reimu if you're using Marisa or Yuuka, and Marisa if you're using Reimu and that other girl ZUN can't remember.
- Sakuya
- Byakuren :V
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What if ZUN stopped drinking beer?

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« Reply #308 on: September 17, 2012, 12:04:58 AM »
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What if ZUN stopped drinking beer?

He'd become sober, and wonder what the hell he's been doing since 1996. 

He'd find out what happened, look at what he made, then get so bewildered he'd need a stiff drink to keep sane.  Then he'd become addicted, get drunk again, then make another game.



If you could drop any Touhou character into any anime, which character would it be, what anime would you put her in, and why?

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« Reply #309 on: September 17, 2012, 01:48:40 AM »
If you could drop any Touhou character into any anime, which character would it be, what anime would you put her in, and why?

Flandre Scarlet in the anime Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. Why? She'd give Satoko's laugh a run for her money. Also, I just think she'd fit in. She'd try to be friends with everyone and they'd all get along, but someone eventually has to snap. She might not fit in with her wings, but, hey, no one mentioned Hanyuu's horns, what's to say they'll notice her wings?

I can see so many Rena/Flandre moments... always wanting to take her home. But in the end, something bad will always happen ;-;

Forgot my "What if..." Hmm... What if Yuuka got together with her the gals from Lotus Land Story? What would they say to each other, and what would they do?
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« Reply #310 on: September 17, 2012, 05:29:57 AM »
What if everyone in Gensokyo was asexual?
Without the constant tension over who is doing whom, Gensokyo would become a much more peaceful place.

What if The Vocoloids showed up in the Touhou Universe?

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« Reply #311 on: September 17, 2012, 03:02:12 PM »
Somehow this page didn't show up last post I made so I derped and missed what I was supposed to answer

Since it seems to be the case now, I'll make up for it and answer two!

Forgot my "What if..." Hmm... What if Yuuka got together with her the gals from Lotus Land Story? What would they say to each other, and what would they do?

> "What do we do today Yukka?"

> "The same as we do every few years fellow flower youkai."

> "What's what?"

> "Take over the world. Or at least make them scream."

What if The Vocoloids showed up in the Touhou Universe?

They would be turned into scrap metal pretty quickly my Mystcia, Yamane, the Primsrivers and Kyuyko.

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What if Kogasa actually WAS good at surprising people?


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« Reply #312 on: September 17, 2012, 03:40:00 PM »
She becomes arrogant and eventually changes to scaring people, and by scaring, I mean making it so that her victims don't get peaceful sleeps at night.

What if Mima makes a cameo appearance in Wreck-It Ralph, where she is seen holding a sign that writes "Will do anything to get back into a Touhou game"?

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« Reply #313 on: September 17, 2012, 08:46:32 PM »
ZUN will laugh at such a puny attempt to appear in a Touhou game.

Because one does not simply escape the PC-98 generation timewarp.



What if Byakuren made brownies for all the taoists so they can become friends?

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« Reply #314 on: September 17, 2012, 09:32:35 PM »
Yuyuko eats them all before Byakuren can gets a chance to. Then all the taoists thinks she crazy and a liar for giving them invisible brownies.

What if Marisa learned how to make homing lasers?

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« Reply #315 on: September 17, 2012, 09:35:30 PM »
Yuyuko eats them all before Byakuren can gets a chance to. Then all the taoists thinks she crazy and a liar for giving them invisible brownies.

What if Marisa learned how to make homing lasers?

Then Reimu wouldn't appear in the next game.

What if the next religion to appear in gensokyo would be Judaism? How would people react?

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« Reply #316 on: September 17, 2012, 09:36:41 PM »
STEALING FROM SHOU SIGN "MASTER CURVE"

What if Yamame turned everything into spiders except for Satori and Koishi

e: DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT IKARI

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« Reply #317 on: September 17, 2012, 09:39:16 PM »
STEALING FROM SHOU SIGN "MASTER CURVE"

What if Yamame turned everything into spiders except for Satori and Koishi

e: DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT IKARI

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'll let someone else answer your question, as an apology.

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« Reply #318 on: September 17, 2012, 09:42:02 PM »
no they can answer yours :V

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« Reply #319 on: September 17, 2012, 09:45:28 PM »
no they can answer yours :V

Kay :V

What if Yamame turned everything into spiders except for Satori and Koishi

I'd cry and run away to Satori's mansion, lock myself in a room and weep while repeatedly bashing my head against a wall. After a few days, Koishi would come to me and go like ''Lol u afraid of spiders, bro? Lemme help you with that!'' and cure my subconcious fear of bugs and arachnids. THEN, I would proudly go outside of Gensokyo and live my life as a spider overlord.

What if Alice gave her super OP grimoire to Marisa?

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« Reply #320 on: September 17, 2012, 09:54:15 PM »
Kay :V

I'd cry and run away to Satori's mansion, lock myself in a room and weep while repeatedly bashing my head against a wall. After a few days, Koishi would come to me and go like ''Lol u afraid of spiders, bro? Lemme help you with that!'' and cure my subconcious fear of bugs and arachnids. THEN, I would proudly go outside of Gensokyo and live my life as a spider overlord.

What if Alice gave her super OP grimoire to Marisa?

That obviously wouldn't happen. Marisa would already have stolen it. It would then reside in some massive pile of junk and gather dust.


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« Reply #321 on: September 17, 2012, 10:56:16 PM »
That obviously wouldn't happen. Marisa would already have stolen it. It would then reside in some massive pile of junk and gather dust.

I think you forgot to add a what if  :3

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« Reply #322 on: September 18, 2012, 09:55:39 AM »
:V
What if the next religion to appear in gensokyo would be Judaism? How would people react?
Byakuren would most probably accept it and declare them as a rival or something...

What if Yuyuko ate all the water in the universe?

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« Reply #323 on: September 18, 2012, 10:00:29 AM »
:VByakuren would most probably accept it and declare them as a rival or something...

What if Yuyuko ate all the water in the universe?

She would spend a looooooooong time in the restroom. :V

What if Suika drank all the beer in the universe?

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« Reply #324 on: September 18, 2012, 10:14:25 AM »
:VByakuren would most probably accept it and declare them as a rival or something...

What if Yuyuko ate all the water in the universe?

I think it is not possible to eat water, let me change the current situation: What if Yuyuko drank all the water in the universe?

Well, seemingly enough, the water in Earth is very easy and fast to be consumed (there are only a few water forms in Gensokyo, that includes seas, sorry Kaguya) but the universe is infinite. Getting back to the point, however, Iku and Tenshi may use clouds (?) to condense them into water, but it is now a very scarce resource which Yuyuko will then consume also. :V

I just recently noticed another reply to my answered question, so I'll reply to it also to conserve space.

Then Suika would run all beer breweries, until running out of beer, and then continues to drink sak?.

Question: What would you do if Suwako unkowingly wandered into your house?

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« Reply #325 on: September 18, 2012, 12:27:45 PM »
No Yuyuko ate all the water because you can't use common sense in Gensokyo
Question: What would you do if Suwako unkowingly wandered into your house?
Pet her and play games with her and cuddle her :3c

What if Tengukami is actually Kaguya?

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« Reply #326 on: September 25, 2012, 04:16:46 AM »
Didn't we just go back a few questions to skip to a new question? As much as I feel sorry for Aya Reiko, I don't know Scorpion :(\
http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Scorpion

The reason I picked those two is that they share some key traits.  Both cannot truly die (Mokou by virtue of being immortal, Scorpion by virtue of being undead), both are associated with fire (Phoenix fire and Hellfire), and both are hellbent on revenge. 

- - - -

^  What's a Tengukami?

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« Reply #327 on: September 25, 2012, 04:29:03 AM »
http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Scorpion

The reason I picked those two is that they share some key traits.  Both cannot truly die (Mokou by virtue of being immortal, Scorpion by virtue of being undead), both are associated with fire (Phoenix fire and Hellfire), and both are hellbent on revenge. 

- - - -

^  What's a Tengukami?

Haha, they do have a few similarities!

And it's not something, it's someone. A well known member of the forum, to be exact. I don't know much more so I can't really answer the Kaguya question...

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« Reply #328 on: September 25, 2012, 12:17:21 PM »
So the Tengukami question...

Now we have living proof that Touhou characters exist in real life, and they have computers as well.

What if you go to Hakurei Shrine and see Rumia sitting at the front door, and she has red stuff around her mouth?

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« Reply #329 on: September 25, 2012, 12:30:40 PM »
Claim that Reimu invited her to the shrine and gave her some partially melted blood-red jelly, or a red milkshake :3
Srs though there would be almost no way would Rumia be able to beat the shrine maiden and eat her.
What if Toyosatomimi no Miko read all your desires? (Keep in mind that she can know about your past, present and future completely)