Author Topic: Let's Fail Touhou Submissions Thread - Volume 4 Done!! Submissions open! (Read 84422 times)

Zork787 · « **Reply #330 on:** November 25, 2012, 07:35:17 AM »

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=25483 thres a few in my 1CC clear of SA. The first one happens at the beginning of Satori's first spell card, then in stage 5 just as I reach the item collection border after Cursed Sprite "Zombie Fairy", Orin decided she wanted a hug :V then right as Utsuho starts exploding at the end of "Hell's Artificial Sun", I get clipped JUST before the bullets dissapear and fail the capture :V

Danmakuer · « **Reply #331 on:** December 01, 2012, 10:19:02 PM »

It's really worthy because of the stupid deaths:

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http://speedy.sh/CWSnb/replay.rarEoSD Marisa B and PCB whatever-character pacific.

Bang Jan · « **Reply #332 on:** December 14, 2012, 08:36:30 PM »

The start of Nazrin's nonspell.

Also when will volume 4 come?

Bang Jan · « **Reply #333 on:** December 28, 2012, 01:13:53 PM »

It seems that people forget that this thread exists. :V

chirpy13 · « **Reply #334 on:** January 02, 2013, 04:18:03 AM »

996m PCB normal run, 100m lower than my high. Technically a better run if you don't count stage 6. Now where do I start here. Died on Youmu mid spell, died on second non, bombed on the butterflies+bubbles spell, died to homing lasers, died and bombed to the spell before reflowering, died twice to reflowering...Yeah, I think I lost a good 200m at least. Goddamn that sucked... Let's not even mention my Lunasa opener death or my death on Youmu's first. Or not having a border for the spam in stage 5 and having to use 2 bombs to collect the items. Or dying to the red bullet fairies before the death fairy in stage 4. Yeah, let's not go there.

Bang Jan · « **Reply #335 on:** January 04, 2013, 08:54:55 PM »

This from my EOSD no-bombs no-focus normal 1cc.

Validon98 · « **Reply #336 on:** January 04, 2013, 09:20:04 PM »

What happens when you want to practice Stage 6 of MoF on Hard after not playing for a long time.

Bang Jan · « **Reply #337 on:** January 18, 2013, 05:24:27 PM »

Just posting so this thread doesn't auto lock.

Also I'm still waiting for volume 4 to come.

Lavalake · « **Reply #338 on:** January 31, 2013, 04:05:25 AM »

Heh. This topic is made for me. :3
This is what happens when you fail a lot in UFO.
Game: Touhou 12 Undefined Fantastic Object
Player: Sanae A
Stages: 1 & 2
Difficulty: Normal
I ran into random bullets in both levels. Mostly stage 2.

Bang Jan · « **Reply #339 on:** February 13, 2013, 12:52:35 PM »

Volume 4 anytime soon?

Ozzy · « **Reply #340 on:** February 14, 2013, 09:24:54 PM »

Greetings people. I've shelved this thread for long enough. It's time to go back to work on this, though I have a massive backlog of replays to go through. I'll try to pull replays old and new. Part of the reason I stopped a while back was that a great deal of my computer's hard drive was unexpectedly lost, including some of the recordings I had already made.

I apologize for making everyone wait so long but I'm now ready to get back to it!

Zork787 · « **Reply #341 on:** February 18, 2013, 07:03:22 PM »

Urg... I haven't failed this bad in so long!

oboewan · « **Reply #342 on:** February 19, 2013, 08:50:20 PM »

So a couple days ago, I decided to mix things up a bit, relax, play some easy mode. I'd played Easy mode only a couple of times before, and had never played through IN as ghost team before.
During this run, I figured that the run would start to fall apart around the back half of stage 4 like it usually does, but I actually manage what I believe is my best stage 4 performance to date!

...And then I proceed to die three times in a row to Tewi. (And that's not counting the fairy death immediately prior.)

That's not the craziest part though: I end up walking away with the 1CC! (Sure, it's an easymodo FinalA max-lives 1CC, but still... my first 1CC of anything, on any difficulty, ever!)

Validon98 · « **Reply #343 on:** February 24, 2013, 02:36:59 PM »

To be weird, I decided to practice Stage 4 of Ten Desires with Reimu on Hard.
The amount of stupid deaths is amazing. Once to Seiga's midboss spell, once to Tongling Yoshika, and twice to the nonspell after that, which I generally am good at doing. Then I capture Seiga's last spell without even attempting to play it well. What the hell?
The madness is here.

Piranha · « **Reply #344 on:** February 27, 2013, 09:59:30 AM »

SA Normal, ReimuB.
Getting to Stage 4 without deaths, leaving Stage 4 with no extra lives.
DAFUQ?

It has been 3 months since, and barely a dozen attempts in all that time. Need to play more, damnit.

fsvgm777 · « **Reply #345 on:** March 01, 2013, 04:40:50 PM »

From a while ago:
In which I fail 12-7 in Double Spoiler in the best way possible.

Validon98 · « **Reply #346 on:** March 03, 2013, 10:57:06 PM »

This was a good run, but near the end of Stage 4, a ying-yang orb decides to hug me. The results are obvious.

Jmyster · « **Reply #347 on:** March 04, 2013, 11:11:16 PM »

This came during one of my first runs of SA (which is obvious by the way I move/react), but contains my best death ever at the end of stage 2 (last spell card). I stopped the run because I was laughing so hard.

KAMIKAZE

SusiKette · « **Reply #348 on:** April 02, 2013, 03:03:21 PM »

Here is my fail. (hopefully attached correct replay)
I was practicing Hollow Giant "Woo" and I was so concentrated to the other bullets that I didn't realize that bullets spawned next to me. As I started repeating the pattern I successfully did before the fail I hit the bullets next to me...

EDIT: It's for IN btw (if you didn't already know)

Bang Jan · « **Reply #349 on:** April 04, 2013, 08:38:38 PM »

Epic fairy hugging!

Ozzy · « **Reply #350 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:42:47 AM »

And finally, Let's Fail Touhou Volume 4 is finished!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdR8T63IOzY

Thanks to all who contributed! If I misrepresented your name in the video or description please let me know. I mostly used people's nicknames to credit them. Also know that I have a huge backlog of replays to go through so if yours didn't appear than it's very likely that I just haven't gotten around to seeing it yet.

I have no name · « **Reply #351 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:57:21 AM »

I win at failing Stage 4 :V

チソウ タイゼン · « **Reply #352 on:** April 07, 2013, 03:15:26 PM »

Eff yeah, now I can go back to submitting more horrible failures.

Validon98 · « **Reply #353 on:** April 22, 2013, 08:05:29 PM »

Bumping this for more fail!
I got to Flandre without losing any lives. Then her first nonspell starts... Man, that and Cranberry Trap were just inexcusable on my part.

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=27928

LadyScarlet · « **Reply #354 on:** April 26, 2013, 02:56:30 AM »

This. Just... this. I start derping on the fairy just before the Prismrivers and it only gets worse from there. :colonveeplusalpha:

Granted, it was my first time using a stick for shmups in a while, but that's no excuse for clearing the stage with TWO LIVES.

Lavalake · « **Reply #355 on:** April 26, 2013, 03:41:07 AM »

Well, here's a daily run of Touhou 7 and 8's extra stage for me.
Touhou 7
Touhou 8

CyberAngel · « **Reply #356 on:** May 03, 2013, 01:57:57 PM »

Don't you love when you die right as a sepllcard ends and all those items you'd autocollect stay onscreen? Well, I had such a moment right before Yuyuko's "Resurrection Butterfly", when it's a full screen of Cherry items. And I somehow forgot which game I was playing and rushed to POC :colonveeplusalpha:

Bang Jan · « **Reply #357 on:** May 04, 2013, 08:57:08 AM »

Start of midboss Orin.

Kaze_Senshi · « **Reply #358 on:** May 04, 2013, 12:33:20 PM »

Touhou 6 Extra mode fail while trying to clear the screen using the full power mode (it comes after the blue-wave spamming faires at the start)

Validon98 · « **Reply #359 on:** May 12, 2013, 01:00:03 AM »

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=28218

Shotgunning Alice at the beginning of Stage 3 was a bad idea.