> Farm an Armlet
1: You start feeding. Within minutes, the other team all has Armlets. Nice going!
Dammit. Knew I should have grinded more.
There's only one thing that can help Shadoweh!
>Reincarnate Shadoweh into a prinny ...dood.
1-1: Reincarnate into prinny, check, dood!
You are now Prinny Schezo. Don't let anyone throw you!
> Wind, become a binding chain! WINDYYYYY
1: After several fruitless attempts, you forswear your cards. Stupid useless things.
> Construct a bolt of mass destruction.
2: All you can cobble together is a regular old bolt and a nasty smell.
Damn, Paint of all things... REVENGE!!
> Revive by brursting through smashy's body :3
3: You try to go all chestburster, but you just don't have the build for it. Someone needs to hit the gym. (-1 to your next roll)
>Prepare Alter Fortune
1: Curse of Impending Blades, Mass is
like Alter Fortune, isn't it?
> Find the ingredients for the CATACLYSM MUFFIN
6: Ordinarily this would be an extremely foolish course of action, as one of the ingredients is the venom of an Elder Dragon that must be won in combat! But somehow you manage to circumvent this rule by challenging the Elder Dragon to a match of TF2 and winning! The Elder Dragon keeps swearing about lag, but hands over the venom.
Sadly, one command isn't enough to collect all the ingredients for the CATACLYSM MUFFIN. You'll still need the Black Wheat of Despair, pickled Beholder eyes, the Milk of the Twisted Abyss, and sugar from the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
> Resurrect with the power of JAZZ
4: You slide smoothly back into the land of the living, despite your body having exploded. Smooth, smooth jazz.
> FEVER TIME BABY!
3: Oh god you have a fever you feel so sick X( (-1 to your next roll)
>Expand into the biggest dairy farm in the netherworld.
4: You, through a cunning business plan reinforced with guile and natural acumen, buy out several competitors and are soon running one of the largest establishments in the joint. It's a good thing you're simply a dairy farmer, or some of the Overlords might take notice.
>Find a Heavy Lobster to defeat with Paint powers
3+1: Why, there's one right there! You dump some of your paint on it. It mostly vanishes, makes a few gurgling noises, and stops moving.
You have internalized the level 1 POISON PERFIDY: THE RED ONES, RIGHT?
>Pick the next poster's nose.
1: You pick your own nose. Ew!
> Wander through the forest.
2: You don't dare attract attention to yourself! You stay hidden in the trees.
>Bother the parser by wandering around his screen, blocking his view of various things on his computer, and randomly move windows around.
3+1: You ajshd stop doiadjbfk.sj that I'lla dkfajsdk
The parser moves you to the Recycle Bin.
Schezo is town and I'm scum? I.. I don't know what's going on anymore ;_;
> Recruit Kitten4u and UncertainKitten so I can finally have the Kitten QT I always wanted.
3: You attempt to recruit them for your unholy trinity. However, UK is busy prepping curses and it seems K4U isn't playing this game. Also UK slings another curse your way for asking. (-1 to your next roll)
cast lay on hands on self
3-1: You are not a paladin!
To attack on GM aren't easy task!
Soulfang shall known what'll happen to him when him's agains the GM's Rule!!!
> Use "Famicom" and add the "24K" labled cartridge into the console, resulting into great explosion that deal 24K damage to Soulfang!
He shall know that's aren't the cleaver ideal to massed with GM!
6: You attempt to cobble together a weapon from a Famicom and a cartridge. Strangely, it works!
Sourfang must roll to dodge!5: Sourfang's dairy mastery sneers at your feeble attacks. (+1 to Sourfang's next roll)
>Well then. Now it is tea time!
>Union Jack!
>Wailing Guitars!
>And then time to rack up some points on whatever players happen to be nearby and inconvenient!
3+1: HM EH WOT
You briefly abandon your terror form and instead bring justice to your foes in the form of a Giant Robot!
GM Potato must Roll to Dodge!3: BIFF! A smashing hit, old chap! (-1 to GM Potato's next roll)
>"Repeat after Bob,'I will do as Bob says otherwise I get my goohuloog head kicked in.'"
2: Sadly you are not a troll, and your words seem to lack some of the...presence they would otherwise carry.
>Learn the following move set: Low Kick, Toxic, Slack Off, and Withdraw
4: Done. You are now a staller. Everyone hates you.
^^
Everything is going...dare I say it? EXACTLY AS PLANNED!
Now then...what to do next....Ah! I know!
>Upgrade the GP-02 to Tengen Toppa GP-02, with all the hotbloodedness and drills that implies.
2: Oh come on, that's just ridiculous. If you had Lagann it would be one thing, but you clearly don't! One mecha at a time for you.
>Hijack Dormio's mind.
1: Wherever your mind went, it wasn't Dormio's mind. You are now a vegetable.
"It's time to live up to my ambitions and face Full-Life Consequences!"
>Playing Generals one last time....GLA AMBUSH!!
6: You call in a GLA ambush. They are just in time to head off one of the armies heading this way! There is a quick and brutal slaughter.
Unfortunately, this means that the other army headed to the formerly grassy field is now unopposed. They seem to be confused by the invisible chest-high walls, though. This buys you some time.
"I've got a fever, and the only cure is MORE. DANCING."
>Join PX in the ultimate DISCOOOO.
1: You forswear Disco forever. You know you'll never match that time.
>Drink health potion
4: Mmm, tastes of strawberries and honey. You feel better.
Desu_Cake has been healed!m-a potion of healing
BUFFEDOrin
Sourfang
OUCHEDEx-Nue
PX
Shadoweh
GM Potato
SERIOUSLY OUCHED-
DEADED(Pesco)
(rdj)
Edible
(Remilius)
(Amra)
Ex-Nue
PERMADEADED-
