>Take a pancake break. Pinkies up!
5: You stop for a spot of pancakes! Jolly good! So good, in fact, that you feel a proper gentleman once more!
Cho'Purvis has been healed! (+1 to your next roll)
> Pick Skeleton King this time.
5-1: You switch to the Skeleton King. Sadly, this means you lose your 250 gold.
> Use newfound smarts to construct some form of SUPERWEAPON. Preferably involving curvy lasers.
6+1: You construct the CATACLYSM MUFFIN PAN! It can be used to bake the CATACLYSM MUFFIN, assuming you can find the ingredients and a proper oven. It also functions as a high-power laser emitter (which is why it can bake said muffin) and is fitted with a recharging explosive array.
> Return to the guise I was meant to be in! CLOW CARD!
6: Death seems to be a revolving door these days. You return to the rdj you were meant to be!
> Spawn a ghost creeper
6+1: Overflowing with the stolen lives of others, you feed it into a powerful creation, and spawn an army of ghost creepers!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Everyone must roll to dodge at the end of this update! (Damnit Ex-Nue)
>Start a farm.
5: You carve out a patch of the grassy field and start planting. Within a few minutes, you've got a pretty sizable patch of land set up, and the overflowing growth energy from the field means some of them sprout in moments! You grab a bite to eat. (+1 to your next roll)
>Tap self to heal all damage
2: Do you see any green mana untapped? No? Tough luck!
> Harness nuclear powers to make everyone fukkireta. How does that work? Are you going to question the guy with the suns?
1: Your nuclear powers don't work that way! Instead you end up blowing up a bunch of creepers.
Mass roll to dodge averted!> Develop a drill that pierces the heavens
4: You decide to do the impossible. You make a drill. Technically, it can pierce the heavens!
:3
Best dodge ever.
> Try to sneak away from all of the action.
6: You sneak away so stealthily that you suddenly realize you have no idea where you are! It looks like a forest. There are a couple well-armed and armored men walking past you.
You have intuited the level 1 SANATECH: ...HUH...?
> Dump invisible paint on a random person, as an alternative to Nitori camouflage.
5: You decide that someone needs to be cloaked!
Ex-Nue must roll to dodge!1: OH GOD, IT'S IN YOUR EYES also it turns out that it went down your throat and that invisible paint is highly toxic!
Ex-Nue has died!...the perfect murder! (+1 to your next roll)
>Hire lawyers from BEYOND THE GRAVE.
1: You try to hire some lawyers, from beyond the grave, but instead get lawyers from BEYOND THE GRAVE! You now have a retainer with Mr. Slant.
>Relocate myself to within the parser's computer.
6-1: You manage to convert yourself into a computer program and upload yourself to this computer! Now YOU are in control! (+1 to your next roll)
Unfortunately the parser closes you.
>DISCOOOOOOO.
6: Death cannot stop this dance! You disco right the hell out of being dead!
>use power of rock
3: You attempt to use the power of rock. Sadly, your earth elemental magic is lacking, and you only seem to be able to summon rocks towards your head at high speed. Ow. (-1 to your next roll)
>Attain the title "Badass Overlord"
3: You try to get this title, but you're nowhere near a high enough level to take on Overlord Zetta. He whomps you for your temerity. (-1 to your next roll)
W-wh-WHAT?!
> Steal Schezo's town flip, this is obviously mine.
1-1: You flip scum. Told you so.
Since I'm a Pok?mon does that mean I can't be killed, only fainted? :V
>Escape from my Pok?ball ala Pikachu
5-1: You escape from the Pok?ball. However, you're still Misdreavus's. No getting around that.
Ah... I have the new guard of the GM's force now...
It's time to testament my power as GM!
> Cast "Corspe Explosion" on the dead's body.
Render the Corspe's owner can't revived next turn and hurt anyone at 3 next persons and 3 before persons of me.
4+1: You cast Corpse Explosion on Remilius's corpse! Sadly it's not a very high level, so only person is nearby!
Sourfang must roll to dodge!6+1: You almost blew up his field! In revenge Sourfang throws Explosive Gourds at you!
GM Potato must roll to dodge!3+1: You manage to avoid it. Perhaps attacking the guy with Explosive Gourds wasn't the best idea.
BUFFEDOrin
Cho'Purvis
Smashy
Ran
OUCHEDYog'Nyggoth
Schezo
SERIOUSLY OUCHEDUncertainKitten
Sourfang
Schezo
Desu_Cake
DEADED(Pesco)
(rdj)
Edible
Remilius
(Amra)
Ex-Nue
PERMADEADED-
