Well, this is going nicely. Now to add a few more design-based touches to the dungeon.
>Make the last 20 floors ice-based, by hand if need be. I was an ice-dragon-thing in life after all!
1+1:
You appear to have burst into flames.(okay not really but the whole ice thing isn't working out)
> ... ...dismantle random bits and pieces of Hanzo's dungeon to build a house
3: You start picking off bits and pieces. Unfortunately some of the pieces are attached to other pieces, like spinning blade traps. (-1 to your next roll)
> Try to find the Twisted Abyss.
[Seeing my luck with finding stuff 
]
1:
: You don't know where you are now, but it's not the Twisted Abyss. You simply walked out. Boromir approves.
>Oh my god this is a dream come true. Cook and enjoy my new Steakhouse
2: You need fire for that!
> Trap Shadoweh inside a painting.
4: You attempt to metaphysically trap Shadoweh inside one of the paintings in the mansion! (Or, failing that, just smash her over the head with it.)
Shadoweh must roll to dodge!5-1: Shadoweh is too scummy to be trapped in a painting. Or has too many minions to get close enough for a solid whack. Your call.
>Replace arm with random living player's arm. Or random living player entirely.
1: You donate the fallen arm to the Undead Veterans' Society. Someone will put it to good use. Or eat it, that works too.
>Get into sweetass Stanley Steamer. Run over 1d6 other players per round.
1+1: Perish the thought! You couldn't in good conscience risk any damage to your Stanley Steamer. It's priceless!
Welp. There go any more potential Code Lyoko references I could make, probably.
> "God of healing, bless those who stand before you! Grant me the righteous power to banish evil!" Also accidentally draw the magic circle wrong so that it banishes everyone else, instead of just evil.
5: You are now Mardja Lualdi. (+1 to your next roll) You can't hit everyone, just those in the same combat zone.
Hanzo, Smashy, Cho'Purvis and Patorikku must roll to dodge!Hanzo: 4: You are too busy being Not On Fire to worry about this pathetic scratching.
Smashy: 1+1: Being dead makes you weak to Light-elemental damage!
Smashy is seriously wounded!Cho'Purvis: 5: Why, I say! That tickled! (+1 to your next roll)
Patorikku: 1+1: You can't make it to shelter in time!
Patorikku is seriously wounded!>Help me, Professor Kokonoe!!
6-1: You watch an omake or three. Hee! (+1 to your next roll)
>As interesting as the tower seems, there also seems to be an interesting cavern nearby! Go investigate that, instead.
3: You drag yourself over to the cavern, but there is some kind of field holding you at bay. You should probably do something about the bleeding, while you're at it. (-1 to your next roll)
>Punch Queen Larsa in the face and run
6: Well, that didn't do much. Maybe if you had been using the ATOMIC CRUMB CAKE to punch her.
But you get away high and dandy, slipping through the purple clouds of death like they are nothing.
>Annhiliate the people attacking me, continue my awesome conquest.
5: You destroy the first several wings of intercept robot unicorn fighters.
This is getting silly. (+1 to your next roll)
>Level grind to my previous level. Plus 47.
6+1: You max out everything. Every single thing. Awwwwww yeah.
>Ignore the thing, browse the internet.
4-1: You attempt to ignore the CT7 core, but you have no connectivity. (-1 to your next roll)
;___________________; nu tooWwwnnNnnnIiiEeeOooBbbVvVTttowwwwNNnnn...
> 
Okay okay! Go back to RESCUE MY MASTER FROM THE DANGER HE IS IN!
6: You BIZOOP back to your master. He is in no danger. He chews you out for a while for giving away his position and orders you to start getting ready to move the base.
>Ride A Pogostick Named Desire.
1: Your pogostick is clearly named Stella. Geez.
>Become a benevolent ruler and make my citizens love me.
1: A mere few days after beginning your reign, you begin to enact new and tyrannical measures. Anyone who objects disappears in the night. You have all the power, and damned if it won't stay that way. Mwahahahaha!
> #fajopf#F2@#F()jf until the candy has become RARE CANDY. Hijinks are better to watch when you're a high enough level to deal with them should they happen to you, too.
Clearly.
6: Clearly it already was Rare Candy! You l#$%*@Njwenf@#$^%@%^!1
You take a bite. It tastes like...Magikarp.
What have you done.
>Fall out of chair and start rolling on the floor crying
No seriously, I'm fine here. I just don't want people think I'm an idiot (Hint: I was joking with the above line).
You're not doing a very good job of that. :X
>Attempt to play the original loaded die card from Munchkin and pick 9001 as result
5: You pull out the loaded die card! This will help. (+1 to your next roll)
BUFFEDMardja Lualdi
Cho' Purvis
GT
Nanaya Kikasu
I have no name
OUCHEDChisou Taizen
Patorikku
Momijibot
SERIOUSLY OUCHEDSmashy
Patorikku
DEADED(rdj)
Edible?
Smashy
(Shadoweh)
Allosawyou
Nanaya Kikasu
Patorikku
GuardianTempest
Kasu?
Hanzo?
(Sourfang)
Marokuu
PERMADEADEDPesco
Ex-Nue
GM Potato
Remilius
Yog-N'yggoth
Spiderpig
Alpha Werewolf
Orin
Kinoko
Amra
PX
Schezo
Phlegeth
Conqueror
Dormio
QUIT(Sourfang)
