> Call the parser a noob for confusing DotA with DotS.
3: You call the parser a noob. The parser says screw you. (-1 to your next roll)
They're the same thing.
>Push Shadoweh into traffic!
5: Time to cleanse this field of ruffians!
Shadoweh must roll to dodge!5-1: Your prowess is thwarted, but you're nonetheless ready to take on all comers! What ho! (+1 to your next roll)
> Locate a Lutefisk Statue to donate these fishy morsels to! Surely I will get an artifact of power that will allow me to bring the Lutefisk God more!
1: Your murderous ways suddenly sicken you, and you swear off lutefisk forever. It was bad for you anyway. And it smelled funny.
> Proceed in search for Black Wheat of Dispair
1: You find a bag of Big Rock Candy Sugar. It is guarded by a burly shopkeeper, who demands payment.
oh im buffed?
>Counterattack. And by counterattack i mean hit someone with a cabinet. A loaded one.
2+1: You pick up a loaded cabinet from the cabaret, but a bottle of Cabernet falls out and hits you on the head. Ouch! (-1 to your next roll)
I can't take this abuse dood!
>Use the Prinny Dance on rdj dood!
4: You attempt to inflict rdj with a whole slew of status ailments in a particularly silly manner!
rdj must roll to dodge!2: rdj has been poisoned, paralyzed, and hit with amnesia!
rdj is seriously wounded!Oh dear, it seems I have somehow managed to forget a thing of utmost importance.
>Acquire top hat.
1: You put on a backwards baseball cap. It makes you look like a doofus.
> Burn them all
3+1: You burn all of them! All the ants with a magnifying glass! Hahahahaha! (You horrible person.)
> Laugh
3: You try to laugh, but smoke from the burning ants catches in your throat. You cough and retch for about five minutes solid. (-1 to your next roll)
>Find Dusk Stone and give it to Misdreavus
1: You give Misdreavus a Shiny Stone. Misdreavus is not impressed.
Well that turned out better than expected.
>Force curry down everyone's throats. With numerous hoses.
4: ALL SHALL BE CURRIED FOR THE GOOD OF ALL
Everyone must roll to dodge at the end of this update!>Call upon Morcombe, Slant & Honeyplace to sue Death, bringing Edible back to life in exchange for a random living person.
2: Mr. Slant explains that while his firm can be retained by clients from beyond the grave, there are still certain policies in force. One is that they will never perform the Rite of AshkEnte.
Blarghl.
>Find the Computer room
1: You discover a clearing in the forest. There are odd rock formations scattered around. You get the feeling there's some kind of pattern here...
> Make sure previous possessions are properly cursed.
2: a - A +0 Scale Mail
Wait, that's not cursed at all!
>Launch SCUD Storm. (I hate not having enough time to make better posts)
2: With your black market plans falling through, you don't have the missiles on hand for this.
>Launch dairy-themed attacks at everyone who attacked anyone else. Except Ex-Nue. Drop a whale on his head.
5-1: You send out your minions!
Cho'Purvis, Prinny Schezo, Ex-Nue and Remilius must roll to dodge!5+1:
Cho'Purvis flexes, charming your dairy minions and sending them to counterattack!
Sourfang must roll to dodge!4:
Prinny Schezo is a prinny, and is not terribly susceptible to dairy.
1:
Ex-Nue is crushed by a Whalekana! <('_________________________')>
Ex-Nue has lost the game!5:
Remilius is protected from dairy by a curry shield! (+1 to your next roll)
5: Sourfang cannot be defeated by his own weapons. He eats them instead and powers up! (+1 to your next roll)
>The parser refuses to pay any attention to me? Fine then. Sneak out of the recycle bin and crawl into the registry. Begin deleting keys at random.
3: You try to sneak into the registry, but the parser catches you and moves you to a USB drive. Which he then unplugs. (-1 to your next roll)
>Revive Nachislam to fight the scourge of this new curry based worship!
1: You become a devoted adherent of the Way of Curry!
PRINNY!
> Turn Schezo into a hat and wear him proudly as my first mislynch.
4: You've always wanted a prinny hat!
Prinny Schezo must roll to dodge!6: It turns out Prinny Schezo has always wanted a Shadoweh hat! :ohdear:
Shadoweh must roll to dodge!6: You get into a furious hat debate and settle for simply draping Prinny Schezo over your head. D'awwwwww. :3
>SheBobShim will now flex its guns.
1: Shebobshim doesn't use guns! Shebobshim uses hand-crafted kama!
You swing your hand-crafted kama around a bit. Still got it.
>Order Mastema to destroy the heathen religions.
6+1: You send out your angel to crush the heathens - starting with the High Priest himself!
Remilius must roll to dodge!2+1: The curry shield is powerful, but weaknening. (-1 to Remilius's next roll)
>Insignificant? No task is too Insignificant for the Blind Idiot God. Combine self with Cthulhu and proceed to find Shadoweh from the depths of ultimate Chaos!
1+1: You are too mind-rendingly powerful to combine with Cthulhu!
Oh man... You're just have so high bounty for the aggressive action in game... :V
In the name of GM... I shall finish you all to become Game Over!!! :flamingv:
> Use my Force of Century , Insert Mario,Bomberman and Contra Cartridges.
Result in to the field around them to have any hazard in those inserted games.
And all hero's attacks,options and powerups in games are mine! I can use it to strike them freely!
Know the wrath of the GM and Famicom's game!!
2+1: You try to jam the other cartridges in there, but you only manage to shock yourself. Ouch! (-1 to your next roll)
UK: 3: As only a recent devotee of the Curry, you still cannot handle the heat all that well. (-1 to your next roll)
Pesco: 1-1: FLAMING CURRY DEATH!
Pesco has lost the game!rdj: 3: It's a good thing curry isn't a status ailment, you've got enough of those. (-1 to your next roll)
PX: 5: Being dead, you don't have much of an appetite for curry. But it does smell nice... (+1 to your next roll)
Hanzo: 5: Your dark book repels the curry influence as it fills you with power. (+1 to your next roll)
Sourfang: 2+1: Your dairy aegis is of limited use against this much curry! (-1 to your next roll)
Orin: 2+1: Guess the Blazing Hells aren't as hot as this! (-1 to your next roll)
Phlegeth: 5: Apparently your ability is Flash Fire! (+1 to your next roll)
Edible: 3: Your necrotizing flesh is not helped by having curry dumped on it. (-1 to your next roll)
Kasu: 5-1: You're too far away for the curry hoses to get you! Floating is nice.
Smashy: 4: That +0 Scale Mail gives you just enough AC to not be curried.
Marokuu: 3: Backwards baseball caps do nothing to protect against curry! (-1 to your next roll)
Shadoweh: 1: Hard to dodge when you've got a prinny on your head.
Shadoweh has died!Allowsawyou: 6: You intimidate the minions with the Cataclysm Muffin Pan and send them scurrying back at their master!
Remilius must roll to dodge!4: Remilius is able to reassert control once they're no longer facing the dread baking implement.
Ran: 1: The curry shorts out the USB stick!
Ran has died!Prinny Schezo: 6: You explode violently, fueled by curry!
Remilius must roll to dodge!4: That is one damn impressive curry shield.
Cho'Purvis: 3: I say, good fellow, could I trouble you for a glass of water? Please? (-1 to your next roll)
Shebobshim: 5: Your hand-crafted kama keep the curry at bay. (+1 to your next roll)
Yog-N'yggoth: 2-1: Still woozy from being hit on the head, you unknowingly consume the Curry of Damnation!
Yog'N'yggoth has died! GM Potato: 1-1: Your cartridges will not save you.
GM Potato has died!Desu_Cake: 3: Mastema expends the last of his time protecting you from the worst of the curry before departing back to his realm. It still burns. (-1 to your next roll)
Amra: 4: You are too concerned with dance to have any curry.
GT: 2: All your plans crumble around you!
GuardianTempest is seriously wounded!Nanaya Kikasu: 6:
WHAT FOOL DARES ATTEMPT TO CURRY AN ELDER ONERemilius must roll to dodge!4: God damn where can I get a curry shield like that.
Kinoko: 3: Just standin' around like a bloody fruit shop owner! (-1 to your next roll)
Spiderpig: 2: Distracted by the stones, you suddenly feel the presence of aaaaaaaarghhhgahghgrrggrghhhhh!
Spiderpig has been seriously wounded!
BUFFEDPX
Hanzo
Phlegeth
Shebobshim
OUCHEDUK
rdj
Sourfang
Orin
Edible
Marokuu
Cho'Purvis
Desu_Cake
Kinoko
SERIOUSLY OUCHEDPrinny Schezo
GuardianTempest
Spiderpig
DEADED(rdj)
PX
Edible
Smashy
Shadoweh
Ran
(Remilius)
Yog-N'yggoth
GM Potato
(Amra)
PERMADEADEDPesco
Ex-Nue
what have you done Remilius
