How the fuck did I blow up when I rolled 6 hax?!
>Call a Prinny bombing raid dood.
4: You use the Prinny Raid technique, dood!
UncertainKitten must roll to dodge!6-1: UK dodges your explosive barrage. Seems her luck is picking back up! (+1 to UK's next roll)
Oi! wot's with this 'ere stealin' of tea, deplorable I say! Deplorable!
>Create a tea emporium as to prevent this from ever happening again.
4: Rather than seek vengeance, you take the gentlemanly route and open a tea emporium. Many varieties and exotic blends can be found here.
Anti-Spiral huh? Only one thing for it!
>Obtain the Book of Darkness. (Not the necronomicon, the one from Nanoha.)
1: You obtain the Necronomicon.
> While we're here, eat some Big Rock Candy.
2: You don't have the tools to mine any Big Rock Candy!
>Beat Guardian Tempest to death with Schezo for being a bore.
6: You slug the two into each other!
Prinny Schezo and GuardianTempest must roll to dodge!6: Prinny Schezo explodes in retaliation!
Cho'Purvis and GuardianTempest must roll to dodge!6: Cho'Purvis's monocle apparently protects him from explosive harm. Would have been good to know that earlier!
4: GuardianTempest is able to avoid the initial impact...
4: ...and the explosion as well!
>Use reverse Growth power on Tempest to make him insignificant and easier for Purvis to beat down.
1+1: Not only are you late to the party, but your spell fizzles out! Have you been playing Nightmist again?
> Claim a regen rune.
1: Sometimes you just need to take a step back.
You stop playing DotS.
Well this was predictable, to say the least :\
> I'm feeling lucky
1: No you're not. You have been cursed. Everything you touch turns to ashes!
Dang forgot to EV train.
>EV train HP and Def.
6-1: You now have an absurd amount of HP and Def. Your SpDef is still zero though. Whoops!
> People can't fit in the Cube? Cut 'em up!
6: You start humming "Try the Priest" with a manic look in your eyes!
Prinny Schezo must roll to dodge!2: Ouch! rdj takes a few bits off and cubes them into lutefisk!
Prinny Schezo is seriously wounded!>Penetrate someone
1+1: You don't look like an Ephraim recolor to me.
> Overthrow religions. Replace with curry.
6: You become the high priest of curry. Your time is spent ministering to the great Pots of Creation.
Ah, me and my silly shemes.
>I need profits. Put up a black market selling extra danmaku parts and accessories.
2: You can't start up any schemes if you can't spell it!
> Float off, away from the armed people.
1: You start floating towards the armed people. Luckily, they haven't noticed you yet. They seem to be busy shooting at someone.
Um.
>try following it to "Unicron"
1: You decide to get the hell away from Unicron, in the hopes that he doesn't devour your planet. You run into the trees.
>Proceed to wreck the parser's desktop once more. Make sure to arrange all the desktop icons into the shape of a heart while I'm at it.
4: You start moving icons around again, even managing to get a pattern going. The parser notes the heart, and moves you back to the recycle bin.
> Identify what exactly I was shot with. While fleeing from people that may or may not plan to shoot me more.
1-1: You're not sure what you were shot with, so you decide to go get shot a few more times for more data!
Smashy has died!simple levels cannot suffice
use spell life steal on someone
4: Learning from Ex-Nue's mistake, you decide to only steal life from one person.
rdj must roll to dodge!6: Probably shouldn't have attracted his attention! rdj tries to turn you into lutefisk chunks!
Yog-N'yggoth must roll to dodge!5: You quickly get out of range of the cleaver. Too close! You're on your guard now. (+1 to your next roll)
Clearly I must refine my industry in order to acheive Overlord status.
>Expand dairy farm to include sheep, yak, whale, and catgirl.
6-1: You now produce milk products from a variety of sources! (+1 to your next roll) Not catgirls, though. They're notoriously impossible to domesticate.
>No Cthulhu? Self-Evolve into Azathoth! And then proceed to claim Dormio.
5: You take the form of the Blind Idiot God, and seat yourself on his Black Throne at the center of Chaos. (+1 to your next roll) But the mindlessness of Azathoth makes it impossible to focus on something so insignificant as Dormio.
Dang!! I just blow myself face!!!
But it mean I can use 24K Strike as I want now, Not the fluke shot anymore. :V
> Repair my Force of Century to make it usable again.
6-1: You spend a little time and get it up and running again. Careful this time! (+1 to your next roll)
>Order Mastema to persecute Sourfang for crimes against dairy
5: You send the angel to unleash divine wrath upon Sourfang!
Sourfang must roll to dodge!2+1: Sourfang's infernal power has grown strong indeed. While injured, he is not grievously harmed. Mastema returns, ready to carry out your next command. (+1 to your next roll)
>Turn the other participants into some sort of she-he shim abominations.
1: You mutate further, becoming Shebomshim. You are nearing Azathoth levels of eldritch horror.
BUFFEDOrin
Yog-N'yggoth
GM Potato
Desu_Cake
Ex-Nue
Nanaya Kikasu
OUCHEDSourfang
Shadoweh
SERIOUSLY OUCHEDPrinny Schezo
DEADED(Pesco)
(rdj)
PX
Edible
Smashy
(Remilius)
(Amra)
(Ex-Nue)
PERMADEADED-
