Author Topic: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)  (Read 61244 times)

Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #90 on: February 16, 2012, 05:40:45 AM »
My personal favorite part was the
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planetary-destruction beam
and Rounarration's reaction to it.

And the answer to your question is:
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why wouldn't you have one of those?

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #91 on: February 17, 2012, 10:21:16 PM »
I think this is relevant.


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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #92 on: February 20, 2012, 11:35:32 PM »
* Rou makes a note to draw smiley faces on his nukes if he ever gets any.

Also, new update!

Part 14: It's Technically Not A Date

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #93 on: February 21, 2012, 02:53:16 AM »
By the gods, Rou.
You've managed to kill us all.
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(Obviously, replace "Nyanners" with "Irina.")

Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #94 on: February 21, 2012, 06:04:13 AM »
... yeah, this game has never heard of this thing called "pacing," has it?

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #95 on: February 21, 2012, 03:57:40 PM »
I think this is relevant.
Where's the South in all this? Oh, of course, it's off-panel panicking about this incident or hiding behind America's (and sometimes Japan's) back! :\

This update...hehehe. Seems almost painful to play through this rather arbitrary game full of deus ex machina; thankfully the comments make this situation all the better.
C:DOS> ayayaya.mid
Bad command or file name

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #97 on: February 21, 2012, 11:58:51 PM »
HA REM ROUTE

HA REM ROUTE

HA REM ROUTE

HA REM ROUTE

Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #98 on: February 22, 2012, 12:30:04 AM »
Congratulations, Rou, you've experienced what Shamus Young refers to as "story collapse": you'd be willing to suspend disbelief about plot-holes to a certain degree, since hey, nobody's perfect. However, if the plot holes and idiocy (or even just one terrible plot point!) reach a critically-stupid mass, you start wanting to criticize everything about it, even the stuff that would've gotten a free pass before. I mean ... you seem to have recovered enough to get back into it, but yeah, that was kind of terrible.

Also I take issue with the whole "this romance-option-character is strong-willed and badass. Therefore, wooing her must consist of breaking her down into meek submissiveness" plotline in general. I mean, case in point, did it not occur to them that players like Rou would have chosen her because they like strong-willed badass women? Of course, for all I know, all eroges with "different routes for different female characters" do that, but this isn't actually a point in favor of the concept.

Either way, I'm honestly wondering if the apparent self-awareness is actually meant to be self-parody, or whether it's an obnoxious sort of "HEY, THIS IS AN EROGE! YOU LIKE EROGES, RIGHT? AND THIS IS AN EROGE WHICH IS LIKE EROGES!!!" thing, because genuine self-parody is starting to seem like it would be a bit too clever for this game.

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #99 on: February 22, 2012, 01:05:43 AM »
1.
Also I take issue with the whole "this romance-option-character is strong-willed and badass. Therefore, wooing her must consist of breaking her down into meek submissiveness" plotline in general. I mean, case in point, did it not occur to them that players like Rou would have chosen her because they like strong-willed badass women? Of course, for all I know, all eroges with "different routes for different female characters" do that, but this isn't actually a point in favor of the concept.

I totally agree with this. It's kinda irritating that the most common portrayal of a romantic relationship in the media is the "i will protect you from everything" man and the "i can't do anything without you, literally" woman, and any pair that functions with a different dynamic is like the odd couple.

2.
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But Yukino not being a sort-of-poorly-executed woobie and actually fighting dirty for her man?
:notbad:

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #100 on: February 22, 2012, 02:06:37 AM »
HA REM ROUTE

HA REM ROUTE

HA REM ROUTE

HA REM ROUTE

The fandisc. :V

Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #101 on: February 22, 2012, 06:05:03 AM »
The fandisc. :V

That reminds me, has the fandisc been translated in any fashion whatsoever? Even just a list of what everyone says would be fine.
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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #102 on: February 22, 2012, 06:08:36 AM »
Nope. It used very easy Japanese, though, and most of it was just Yukino and Irina going I'M JUN'S MAID NOT YOU D<

(Don't read it. It was terrible. Like, much, much worse than you would expect for an already bad game.)

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #103 on: February 22, 2012, 12:59:27 PM »
But it has swimsuit Ell, and that could woo Rou. :V

Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #104 on: February 22, 2012, 01:42:01 PM »
Actually I was more interested in the Ell route then Irina's.

But whatever I guess.
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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #105 on: February 22, 2012, 01:42:57 PM »
Nope. It used very easy Japanese, though, and most of it was just Yukino and Irina going I'M JUN'S MAID NOT YOU D<

(Don't read it. It was terrible. Like, much, much worse than you would expect for an already bad game.)
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Play the fandisc's harem route for the porn



Anyway, do Ell's route next. I'm too lazy to read through it You managed to make the story a lot funnier than it was before. :V

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That is, if you're going to do another route.

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #107 on: February 26, 2012, 02:39:44 PM »
Oh god it's not over yet D:

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #108 on: February 26, 2012, 03:22:20 PM »
Oh god it's not over yet D:
Pretty much this. :ohdear:
C:DOS> ayayaya.mid
Bad command or file name

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #109 on: February 26, 2012, 03:58:28 PM »
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Space ship battles?
Space ship battles.
SPACE SHIP BATTLES.

This game has it all, doesn't it.

Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #110 on: February 26, 2012, 06:58:03 PM »
I think I fell in love when the 'spaceship bridge' turned out to be an exact replica of the bridge on the USS Enterprise (Original series).

This can't help but be hysterical.

Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #111 on: February 27, 2012, 01:07:46 AM »
yep, we officially have Story Collapse.

Any interest I had in eroges has ... ceased to be, basically. ::)

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #112 on: February 27, 2012, 03:09:02 AM »
This Putin has ceased to interest me as a character.
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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #113 on: February 27, 2012, 03:13:32 AM »
its the moeblob curse :derp:

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #115 on: March 09, 2012, 09:02:29 PM »


KUOOOOOOOOOOON

Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #116 on: March 09, 2012, 10:42:47 PM »


KUOOOOOOOOOOON

ahahahahaha ilu Jana

Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #117 on: March 09, 2012, 10:45:34 PM »
This is starting to give me a similar sensation to watching an LP of Sonic 2006.

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #118 on: March 10, 2012, 01:08:20 AM »
This is starting to give me a similar sensation to watching an LP of Sonic 2006.
I have to agree.
C:DOS> ayayaya.mid
Bad command or file name

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Re: Let's Play My Girlfriend Is The President! (NSFW-ish, off-site)
« Reply #119 on: March 12, 2012, 11:40:31 PM »