> A shark? What on Earth...
> "Okay. The long and short of it is that things are largely fixed, but there's a long road of recovery ahead that you and Marisa will probably need to help. If you're not interested in the details, just zone out until I get to that part the end, or whatever."
> "So Rinnosuke swapped everyone's money. He wanted to use Gensokyo's economy and the shapeshifting power in my cards to alter the economy of reality or some crazy shit. Dude was completely out of his gourd, which Patchouli can explain in further depth. In order to beat his faith, I needed a stronger faith, which I found in a sword from a completely different continent from Asia. The specific place was called Avalon, which Marisa has probably studied, in the continent of Europe. Anyway, the entity in the sword kinda made me go loco with conceit and I kinda sorta shattered his will and made him a vegetable. Then the entity in the sword told me to kill him, but I managed to resist it long enough to get it really pissed at me and manifest itself as that giant ox, causing the human village to collectively shit itself in the process. They're fine now, though. I fought the ox, it stepped on me, I yelled at it until it went back in the sword. Suwako has it now, and she'll take care of it until the ox entity is gone."