Author Topic: Return to the Barren Path (Read 61725 times)

>It's hard to yell things while being kicked.
>You try to bring the rebar over to kneecap Suika, but get kicked in the shoulder. She pauses. "I was wonderin' when you were gonna try t' fight back.

Quote from: Pesco on August 21, 2009, 08:59:39 PM

> Stop trying to get us killed and help break the parser.

>Hey...

Quote from: Pako on August 21, 2009, 09:01:30 PM

Aright, Alright.

Quote from: Pako on August 21, 2009, 08:48:23 PM
> Yell: MAN WHO MAKES OUT WITH BEES.

> Apologize to Suika.

>Not being kicked so much now, you yell out "MAN WHO MAKES OUT WITH BEES." If everyone weren't already staring at you, you figure they would be now.
>"Right then," says Suika, who makes to leave.
>You hear Tenshi shout, "Hey, you haven't paid yet!"
>"Put it on me tab," says Suika.

Quote from: Pesco on August 21, 2009, 09:08:10 PM
> The parser ain't broke yet.

>You'd be surpised how little money I have =[

Quote from: Pako on August 21, 2009, 09:08:52 PM
> smash the parser into bits.

>BWONG

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 21, 2009, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: Pako on August 21, 2009, 09:08:52 PM
> smash the parser with Taco beer.

>Gross, dude.
>You are now laying on the barroom floor, aching pretty fiercely in the torso region. You don't think anything is broken, but you still feel helluva lousy. "That was awesome!" Says Tenshi, hovering over you with a big grin. "You totally got the everloving crap kicked out of you! That was the coolest thing I've seen all day!"

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #848 on:** August 21, 2009, 10:45:40 PM »

>"Wanna switch places?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #849 on:** August 21, 2009, 11:04:16 PM »

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 21, 2009, 10:45:40 PM

>"Wanna switch places?"

>"Naw, I got work to do."
>"So, are you going to die or what?" asks Remilia.

>_

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #850 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:27:58 AM »

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>"So, are you going to die or what?" asks Remilia.

>I'm kinda like this, except without the dying part.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #851 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:06:58 AM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on August 22, 2009, 01:27:58 AM

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>"So, are you going to die or what?" asks Remilia.

>I'm kinda like this, except without the dying part.

>Remilia nods and wanders off to the bar.
>Mystia and Kaguya return. Kaguya kneels beside you, then Mystia follows suit and says, "Um, we caught Wriggle, but she kinda ran off. She said you tried to abuse her, after doing weird things to Alice."
>"It's a difficult charge to defend you against," says Kaguya. "Would you like something for the bruises?"

>_

>

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #852 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:15:26 AM »

>Pah. I never abused anyone in my life. Can't you see I'm the one that always gets abused?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #853 on:** August 22, 2009, 04:46:39 AM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on August 22, 2009, 02:15:26 AM

>Pah. I never abused anyone in my life. Can't you see I'm the one that always gets abused?

>"With the exception of all the times you abused me," says Mystia.
>You are able to sit up now. Looking about, you can see that much of the place has cleared out. Looks like they though better of being around Suika when she was beating people. Orin seems to be nursing a drink at her booth, and Tenshi has returned to cleaning the bar. You notice posters bearing drawings of Utsuho and Iku over the bar, with the words "Banned from Establishment" written on them.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #854 on:** August 22, 2009, 05:56:14 AM »

> Ask Tenshi if she wants to be your S&M friend.

> Ask her what is her opinion on Iku.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #855 on:** August 22, 2009, 06:06:01 AM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 05:56:14 AM

> Ask Tenshi if she wants to be your S&M friend.

> Ask her what is her opinion on Iku.

>She brushes your first question off with a wave and a "Nah." She then glances at the picture for a minute. "Iku's kinda weird. We had to throw her out because she wouldn't stop dancing on the tables and singing and stuff. And she got into a fight with Utsuho. Like a breaking things fight, not a lying on the floor getting beat up fight like you had. That's not so bad."

>_

Pako · « **Reply #856 on:** August 22, 2009, 06:08:40 AM »

> Start dancing on the tables.

> Tell Tenshi Iku is a cool GUY.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #857 on:** August 22, 2009, 06:10:25 AM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 06:08:40 AM

> Tell Tenshi Iku is a cool GUY.

>Eh, dances in tables and doesn't afraid of anything.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #858 on:** August 22, 2009, 06:18:31 AM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 06:08:40 AM

> Start dancing on the tables.

> Tell Tenshi Iku is a cool GUY.

>You try to stand up, and immediately regret it. Your torso is not in the mood for any kind of funny business like bending at the moment.
>"You're so weird," says Tenshi. "Why would you say that about her?"

Pako · « **Reply #859 on:** August 22, 2009, 06:28:09 AM »

> Cuz it is a fact.

> Hey Peaches, do you like peaches? cuz I do, May I have a bite "If you know what I mean" start winking.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #860 on:** August 22, 2009, 06:46:48 AM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 06:28:09 AM

> Cuz it is a fact.

> Hey Peaches, do you like peaches? cuz I do, May I have a bite "If you know what I mean" start winking.

>"Nuh-uh," Says Tenshi. Then she seems to ignore the latter half of what you're saying. You kinda have the feeling she doesn't really register you're talking to her, whilst she serves Kaguya a bottle of some fizzy drink.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #861 on:** August 22, 2009, 06:58:41 AM »

> Me wants some fizzy drink too.

> WE NEED TREATMENT "If you know what I mean"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #862 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:22:11 AM »

"Oh sure," says Tenshi, "That'll be one ☼. and what do you mean?"

>_

Moerin · « **Reply #863 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:34:17 AM »

>"Tenshi Hinanai, I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with you. If you know what I mean."
>Wink slyly.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #864 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:36:11 AM »

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 22, 2009, 07:34:17 AM

>"Tenshi Hinanai, I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with you. If you know what I mean."
>Wink slyly.

>"What?" says Tenshi. You can hear Remilia facepalm. You think you might be able to feel it. Even Mystia is giving her looks now.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #865 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:37:32 AM »

> Blame Pako
> Declare Rin never existed
> Steal Remilia's drink

Pako · « **Reply #866 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:41:18 AM »

> DOHOHOHO Pako is a bad boy.

> Steal Tenshi's hat.

Moerin · « **Reply #867 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:44:56 AM »

>Ask Tenshi if we can spank her.
>Declare Rin as our new goddess.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #868 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:51:16 AM »

Quote from: Pesco on August 22, 2009, 07:37:32 AM

> Blame Pako
> Declare Rin never existed
> Steal Remilia's drink

>Fucking Pako. You'd figure he could be a bit creative.
>You declare the non-existence of Rin. For some reason, you wonder about Kaguya's warning that words are power.
>You try to steal Remilia's drink; and narrowing avoid getting a fork stabbed into your hand.

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 07:41:18 AM

> DOHOHOHO Pako is a bad boy.

> Steal Tenshi's hat.

>Well, for certain values of bad.
>You wait til Tenshi isn't looking, and snag her hat! "Hey! Give that back!" she shouts.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #869 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:53:51 AM »

> Eat the peaches on the hat.

> Eat the hat.

> PENGUINS SUCK.