Author Topic: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome  (Read 55087 times)

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #870 on: November 19, 2011, 07:48:28 AM »
> [redacted] Lovebook [redacted] until [redacted] [redacted]. Take that, death!

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #871 on: November 19, 2011, 08:47:14 AM »
Look like the people in Lovebook is suffering.
But talk about it later, The Famine's coming!
> Return to my base (did you remember that Weather Control Device and The Power Plants?) with Marisa
Use WCD. to change the weather from Scorching Sun into the Drizzle, Cause the Famine to end.
(WCD stand for Weather Control Device)
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #872 on: November 19, 2011, 08:52:39 AM »
>Ration Dirigible supplies while making headway.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #873 on: November 19, 2011, 09:07:32 AM »
> Eat food for HP.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #874 on: November 19, 2011, 09:18:53 AM »
>Dammit. Rudely remove RtD cartridge and replace it with a fresh one.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #875 on: November 19, 2011, 10:00:30 AM »
Famine? FAMINE?! FAMIIIIIINE!

No famine gets Beats' business down, because I'm Beats, bitch!

> migrate to Egypt and store four fifths of my grain there, using the remaining to cater to my pie and edible hat customer base.


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #876 on: November 19, 2011, 10:13:35 AM »
Bah, if there's not Water I'll make some.

> Freeze water vapor in the air into the bucket, then unfreeze the ice/snow/whatever


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #877 on: November 19, 2011, 10:19:41 AM »
> Admit that Komachi has a point. Fight crime alone.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #878 on: November 19, 2011, 01:02:41 PM »
> Break off from the entity.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #879 on: November 19, 2011, 02:26:46 PM »
>Arrive at Shadoweh's house. Clearly this is a sign.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #880 on: November 19, 2011, 09:44:52 PM »
>Earth, fire, water, wind, heart! ##:GoPlanet!

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #881 on: November 19, 2011, 10:34:09 PM »
> Cartridge tilt and use the ensuing glitch to revive.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #882 on: November 20, 2011, 02:43:07 AM »
> Cartridge tilt and use the ensuing glitch to revive.
:getdown:


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #883 on: November 20, 2011, 03:25:42 AM »
>Go feral and make lots of animal friends ^_^


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #884 on: November 20, 2011, 05:51:41 AM »
almost....

>Come on other voices we are almost there! Just a little more and we will break free of this monstrosity. We just need to keep concentrating.
> Captain Planet this shit
> [redacted] Lovebook [redacted] until [redacted] [redacted]. Take that, death!
>Dammit. Rudely remove RtD cartridge and replace it with a fresh one.
> Break off from the entity.
>Arrive at Shadoweh's house. Clearly this is a sign.
>Earth, fire, water, wind, heart! ##:GoPlanet!

6: It is a shame that you keep fighting within yourself. What would the other primordials say? Aside from "Stop watching bad things"

>Naturally, I am well prepared for a famine. Find and sit at a kotatsu. One with a Chen under it.

4: You find a kotatsu and have a seat, with Chen curled up near your feet, and Yukari passed out to your left.
Roll to Dodge!
5: Every kotatsu has a bowl of mandarins. You weather the famine with an embarrassment of vitamin C. (+1 to your next roll)

Well, that went about as well as expected.

>Agree to it, then use the tech to integrate myself into the core of the Space Ark/Second Moon to become a Core Unit with total control over it.

3: You integrate yourself with the Ark, and OH GOD YOUR ORGANS! (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!
2-1=1 Then you promptly starve to death. Hanzo K has lost the game!

> Eat the Lovebook.

2: Silly piggy! The Lovebook is not for eating! You're lucky you didn't chip a tooth!
Roll to Dodge
4: But you find some truffles to dine on, and everything is alright.

Look like the people in Lovebook is suffering.
But talk about it later, The Famine's coming!
> Return to my base (did you remember that Weather Control Device and The Power Plants?) with Marisa
Use WCD. to change the weather from Scorching Sun into the Drizzle, Cause the Famine to end.
(WCD stand for Weather Control Device)

3+1=4: You do your best to end the famine via weather control, but there is only so much weather control can do about a lack of pollinators. (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!
5: Luckily, your twinkie stash isn't affected by a lack of bees! (+1 to your next roll)

>Ration Dirigible supplies while making headway.

4-1=3: You ration supplies as best you can, but there's only so much to do while flying over the Pacific, and you're soon out... (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to dodge
1-1=0: You then starve to death. Mr Bob has lost the game ;_;

> Eat food for HP.

1+1=2: You cannot find any food!
Roll to Dodge!
1: And then you starve to death. Biohazurd has lost the game.


Famine? FAMINE?! FAMIIIIIINE!

No famine gets Beats' business down, because I'm Beats, bitch!

> migrate to Egypt and store four fifths of my grain there, using the remaining to cater to my pie and edible hat customer base.

2+1=3: You migrate to Egypt, and manage to pick up a hovel in Cairo, but you think you got gypped on the price... (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge
5-1=4: But at least you have pies!

Bah, if there's not Water I'll make some.

> Freeze water vapor in the air into the bucket, then unfreeze the ice/snow/whatever

6: You freeze water vapor in the air, and create a sizable blizzard from all the native humidity! You nearly lose your bucket in it all!
Roll to Dodge
2: But you're still hungry. Allosawyou is seriously wounded

> Admit that Komachi has a point. Fight crime alone.

2: Ghosts, you discover, are awful crime fighters.

> Cartridge tilt and use the ensuing glitch to revive.

6: You tilt the cart just a bit, and BAMF! Better than a gameshark. Rdj has reentered the game!

>Go feral and make lots of animal friends ^_^

5: You forget how to be people, and go feral! The pig and the rat both appreciate your sacrifice. (=1 to your next roll)
Roll to dodge!
1+1=2: Unfortunately, it doesn't stop you from suffering severe problems due to lacking food. Uncertain Kitten
Roll to dodge!
4: But thankfully, you are spared the legendary treachery of the pig and the rat trying to deal with their own food issues.

Beeved Up:  Squawkers
Wounded: Uncertain Kitten
Protected: Squawkers (Dormio)


Beeved Up:  Dormio, Rotude Zad
Wounded:
Protected: Squawkers (Dormio)
Seriously Wounded:  Allosawyou (2), Uncertain Kitten (2)
Ded: Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Sanrisa Laser, Fightest, Hanzo K, Mr Bob, Biohazurd,
Lovebook Primordial: Kasu, Hero999,  Doll S, Schezo, Master105, Action Dan, Pesco, Smashy, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Infinity, PX, Old Man Sour, Omba,
Post-Primordial Lovebook: Jq1790,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, Squawkers, Dormio, Rotude Zad, Shadoweh, Rdj,


« Last Edit: November 20, 2011, 06:05:30 AM by Robo-Purvis BZT »

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #885 on: November 20, 2011, 05:56:20 AM »
>Reincarnate self


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #886 on: November 20, 2011, 06:02:31 AM »
>Create and sell orange juice. Who doesn't like orange juice?

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #887 on: November 20, 2011, 06:52:16 AM »
>Type random things on my keyboard and try to revive.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #888 on: November 20, 2011, 07:39:04 AM »
Look like the action of the Lovebooked are can actable for the most recent post, Aren't it? ???
It mean the death will action more harder!
To prevent myself from the death I should...
> Build the Battle Lab and reseach Force Shield tecnology, Also build some Prism Towers and Patrol Missles around my base
to ensure that I'll not die so easy in my base. ;)
(And don't forget some Power Plants, too.)  :V
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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #889 on: November 20, 2011, 07:45:44 AM »
just a little more...

>Come on everyone! We can do this! We can break free of this creature! We just have to use the real super power of teamwork!

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #890 on: November 20, 2011, 07:53:14 AM »
> Battle royale with my fellow voices-in-the-head

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #891 on: November 20, 2011, 08:19:03 AM »
>Pull off a fundamentalist movement and break free as one insurgent force that would make the Hezbollah proud.

Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #892 on: November 20, 2011, 08:40:14 AM »
Ahahaha! I finally croaked! After 30 pages and probably just as many actions.

>The Dirigible finshes its circumnavigation posthumously.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #893 on: November 20, 2011, 08:59:03 AM »
> Relax in the blizzard to recover. I'm an Ice Fairy after all!


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I don't even remember who put the above in my sig. [Wasn't me] Nor do I understand why I keep it here anymore.
Those two facts sum me up pretty well.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #894 on: November 20, 2011, 10:39:13 AM »
Now that I'm here anyway:

> Fight the Lovebook Primordial.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #895 on: November 20, 2011, 11:52:02 AM »


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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #896 on: November 20, 2011, 02:30:47 PM »
> Use teamwork.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #897 on: November 20, 2011, 02:46:06 PM »
Oh dear, seems that I was going to die eventually.
Thankfully, it's my first life, I still have a spare!

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #898 on: November 20, 2011, 02:51:13 PM »
> Try to replant the destroyed forest ;_;

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Re: Roll to Dodge: A Pie and his Awesome
« Reply #899 on: November 21, 2011, 01:00:32 AM »
> Moxious necromancers can't die!