>Since the fates seem to want me to head in this direction, reestablish myself as a bodyguard. This "Phase II" ordeal should give me a lot of business, no?
4: You set yourself up as a professional bodyguard! Business is a tad slow...
Roll to Dodge!2: Then part of the roof of your office falls in on your head!
Dormio is seriously wounded!> Lurch out into the open and start destroying stuff.
.... again i ask when did i die? well atlest im out of jail
>go absolutely insane, so much so that it blocks all other voices in this blob/monster/whatever the hell this thing is. lets face it, if theres onething that people cant control, unless your the one who is doing it, its insanity.
I... think nothing will happen unless we all choose the same action. Doesn't seem like he's rolling which one of us gets to succeed.
> Revive everyone who's currently in the lovebook.
>collect ALL the contines in platform escape
> +1 to the next roll
>Hmph, in that case, do what I did last game: Become a Deviljho and kill everything....MUAHAHAHAH!!
4: You make some token effort to escape, but your minds wander, and your bits do not work in concert. And at least one of them keeps making this annoying noise that's driving the rest of you off the cliff.
Who am I to keep Yuugi waiting!? Let's get this thing going!
>Continue production on this most amazing of movies! It shan't be long now!
2+1=3: You find it hard to get some of the actors to cooperate exactly as you want them, and get a searing migraine. (-1 to you next roll)
Roll to Dodge!2-1=1: Then a lighting set explodes, and you get a faceful of shrapnel!
Jq1790 has been Lovebooked!Oh well.
> Train my platypus to be the very best, like no one ever was.
3: You try to train your platypi youkai, but they seem to prefer scampering about, being adorable and making your teeth ache from it all. (-1 to your next roll)
Roll to Dodge!1+1-1=1: Overwhelmed by the cute, you trip over a very inconvenient rock, and fall off a cliff.
Shadoweh has lost the game!Pretty sure that that's just what it is.
But how'd that mage get up here? Best not to think too hard on it I'd bet.
>Chart a course to the L4 Lagrange Point, and begin accumulating a shell of asteroid/meteoric debris around the hull of the Space Ark.
Not a mage, a fencing wizard. The rank that stands above master.
5: You build up a meaty asteroid shield! (+1 to your next roll)
Roll to dodge6+1=7: While doing so, you make a couple scans, and find a nasty string of causality running around, and correct it with some...tachyons. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Hm... Well, not the Mandy Patinkan I was thinking of, but that works!
>Add the Lovebook to my grand library
4: You find the Lovebook and put it next to your Autobiography of Sir Mix-a-lot in the library.
> Phase 2
I have no idea what it is. But by all means, I'll take over the world with awesome. All of them.
2: It just got screwed up, man. Damn Hanzo!
Bah, I just HAD to fail at being the most broken class :|
>Refuse to be disenheartened by failure! Trees are dum anyway. Let's become a wizard!
5: You become a filth wizard, friend of the pig and the rat! Some crazy old lady boos at you, and it feels fitting. (+1 to your next roll).
> Komachi shouldn't be playing around with that. Grab her scythe and bop her over the head with the blunt end.
5: You sieze Komachi's scythe and bob her over the head with it. She seems to be contrite in the wake of this, and mutters an apology.
> Reverse position of bucket and myself so I am hiding under the bucket.
4: You reverse the position of the bucket and yourself. Now you are standing on your head, with your bucket in the air.
>Pass the Turkmenistan upon the left hand side.
2-1=1: You pass Turkmenistan on the right side, and lose all of your
reggae credit.
That's pain! But no pain, no gain! :objection!:
Marisa is resurrect now and I'm Rokudo Mukuro.
I should have my time before get killed or something like that...
> Wedding with Marisa, Use Sun Mare Ring as Wedding Ring :blush:
(Sun Mare Ring is the yellow one)
3-1=2: You find no one is willing to hold a wedding between you and a horse, even if that horse has Marisa's soul in it.
Beeved Up: Uncertain Kitten
Wounded:
Protected: Squawkers (Dormio)
Seriously Wounded: Dormio (2)
Ded: Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser, Fightest, Shadoweh,
Lovebook Primordial: Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Schezo, Master105, Action Dan, Pesco, Smashy, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Infinity, PX, Old Man Sour, Omba,
Post-Primordial Lovebook: Jq1790,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, Squawkers, Dormio, Rotude Zad,
