>Engage in a duel with Jonathan Joestar. Bet my tofu on the outcome of this match, it'll motivate me.
5: Putting your tofu on the line, you wage war again the hated Joestars!
PX rolls to Dodge!1: You find that Hamon skills are nothing before the might of an angry fox. Man, hopefully no one steals your body afterward...
PX has been Lovebooked!Welp, the parking brake went out eh?
>MacGyver a new one out of spare parts from the storage hold.
4: You MacGuyver-rig a new parking break, and get the ark working proper again!
> Revive as Parsee's double.
4: You find the role of Parsee's double has already been filled by Parsee.
> Revive as Dio Brando. Again.
4: You get crossed up with Ronnie James Dio, revive in a casket, and promptly suffocate. Thankfully, the briefness of this experience keeps you from the Lovebook.
>Confiscate lovebook; give to FBI as evidence.
1: You run as far away from it as you can, and end up in the deserts of the Yukon.
> Head for the opposite of Nirvavna achievement.
5: You try and try for it, but you cannot fully flood yourself with naught by preta desires, sometimes you can't help but think abstractly.
>Get the opposite of an achievement
3: You try to get the opposite of an achievement, and end up banging your knee on some aether. Smooth move, Ex-lax!
>Screw RtD and go do my research paper.
3: Despite being deadbooked, you end up checking every so often, when the research weighs you down.
> 『』
4: It turned out to be very much the opposite! Whups!
Yech, gonna be cleaning this up for days...
>Time to get this thing going! Have my wonderful director begin, well, directing.
4: You get filming underway! Man, there sure are a lot of desert sceneries to choose from!
> Check out the moon's surface.
3: You pop over to the moon, and find that it's rather dusty. Man, and you heard ghosts were fashionable here...
>Become the undead Sergei Dragunov and give Dormio a Reverse Victor Clutch.
5: You realize that Tekken sucks long before hitting any of the other snags in this plan.
>:<
> Rage at the loss of our plague before it began and go invent a better one. One involving Platypus youkai.
3: You search high and low, and find some platypus youkai! One accidentally stings you . (-1 to your next action)
Exactly as planned :3
> Pull a prank on random poster
4: You set up a bucket of sand over the door. Man, whoever comes through is going to spend forever washing this out...
> Eat pie and make a wish.
4: You eat a pie, and wish for another pie! Surely fate will provide...
Roll to Dodge6: Looking through a door, you deftly catch a bucket of sand about to fall on you, and wing it back at the jokester trying to prank you!
Allosawyou rolls to dodge!3: You dodge, but get sand in your mouth, ick! (-1 to you next roll)
>Become a Broadway Actor and star in "All My Alien Babies"
5: You go to the deserts of broadway, and soon make a name for yourself! Your performance as "The Donor" gets rave reviews! (+1 to your next toll)
> Convinct PX to join the Six Funeral Wreaths , Millefiore Famiglia need him and Kenshiro's Power. :V
(Make PX to become the Sun Guardian in place of Daisy)
1+1=2: You find that PX caught the death, and thus cannot recruit him.
> Enact penultimate plan to destroy the world with death and coolness.
4: You put phase one of the plan into action! Now...you just need to get some bunny rabbits and some string...
>Oblivion awaits when I return! BURST THROUGH SPACETIME IN FLAMES.
4: No.
well darn, but now i wonder who i called...
>Using the Sugar packets from the prison cafeteria, make a circle of surgar around each of the bars of my jail cell and say a word of forbiddance to banish the bars from this dimension, then proceed to leave the prison in a jet pack assisted escape.
4: You cannot find any surgar in the sugar packets.
>Continue to travel in the Dirigible.
2: You get stuck in a traffic jam over the deserts of Romania.
Oh, that? Just me pushing the X button. Of course, Riou of Kyaro may not approve. Anyway...
> Ah, I haven't exercised my ghost half in a while. Let's go have it bug someone.
[Sophilia rolls Random Touhou (d136) = 11]
> That old turtle will do...
4: You go irritate Genjii, finding him asleep near an oasis by the Hakurei Shrine.
Roll to Dodge!3: He responds by biting your ghost half! Oooow... (-1 to your next roll)
>Convalesce with Flonne and Reisen.
4: You rest up, while Flonne tries very hard to spell convalesce and Reisen hides in a closet, hoping Eirin won't find her.
Sourfang has been restored!Beeved Up: Squawkers
Wounded: Shadoweh, Allosawyou, Sophillia,
Seriously Wounded: Jq1790 (1), Conqueror (1)
Ded: Crow Cakes, TheShim, Satori Marokumeiji, Dorakyura, Headcarbs, Anthy, Zenga, Bardiche, Shea-chan, Rdj, Sanrisa Laser, Fightest,
Lovebooked: Kasu, Hero999, Doll S, Schezo, Master105, Action Dan, Pesco, Smashy, Youkai Jesus, Guardian Tempest, Infinity, PX,
Waiting List: Ex Nue, Wandering Beats, Squawkers, Jq1790, Dormio, Rotude Zad, Omba, Old Man Sour,
